Friday, June 06, 2014

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart Officially Split

Jennifer Lopez would like you to know she has split from Casper Smart. She would also like you to know that the reason the couple split has nothing to do with him cheating on her with the two transgendered women. She says the couple split two months ago. Umm, sure. You mean as in two months ago when you said he was amazing and you were thinking about marriage again. That is the two months ago when you split? You see, Jennifer doesn't want the world to think she has ever been cheated on. She says that since Casper was single he was free to chat with any woman he wanted. Umm, so you mean he has been traveling all over the world with Jennifer and going out to dinner with her and making out with her on the beach in the past two months, but was doing so as a single man? Yeah, I get that. So, when Casper freaked out that he was caught, he did so because??? Jennifer is probably going to release some further statement about focusing on her music and she has no time for love and her main focus is on her kids and that she is best friends with Casper and that is why he has been with her for the last two months while he was single, but remarkably we will probably never see her with him again after the statement is released.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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69 comments:

  1. Violet6:02 AM

    Aw that's sad. I thought it was true love and all. Poor Jen. Back to performing to half empty concert halls.

    Morning/afternoon all.

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  2. Anonymous6:03 AM

    Glad she cleared that up. Good morning everyone.

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  3. Steampunk Jazz6:03 AM

    Nothing like a bit of revisionist history, I Say...

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  4. Brenda L6:03 AM

    Hey, if you've got the money to change history, go for it.

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  5. sandybrook6:04 AM

    Good morning TTM.
    I don't know how many people heard about her homecoming Bronx concert, but she gave away 25,000 free tickets maybe half the people showed up. And they all called her a sellout who forgot where she came from, never gave back to the community and a basic bitch. South Bronx keeps it real yo!

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    1. Sherry6:42 AM

      Just reading that yesterday on Dlisted Sandyboo. Absolutely hilarious. Free and people STILL didn't go.

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  6. Kristin Wigs6:04 AM

    If you can't trust a transsexual Asian woman looking for anonymous sex on sexboards, who can you trust?

    Morning everyone!

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:06 AM

      Right, Kristin?? First it was the sex shop workers, now this?

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  7. Steampunk Jazz6:04 AM

    Jinx* Brenda LOL

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  8. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Just too bad she doesn't have enough money to change it to something plausible.

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  9. Nosy_Canuck6:06 AM

    I enjoy the tone of this item - you know that's how it will eventually sound, too.

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  10. FSP6:06 AM

    Call me JLo

    ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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  11. sandybrook6:07 AM

    Morning/afternoon all. And a second morning one to somebody.

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  12. Steampunk Jazz6:07 AM

    Looks like not doing her own singing on albums is not the only thing she is not doing...
    Triple Negative!
    The Russians give a TEN!!!
    The crowd ROARSSSSS
    Morning everybody :D

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  13. TalksTooMuch6:07 AM

    I always wonder about that; not to speak for others, but if Klondike was giving something away, the last thing I would be interested in is her singing. Maybe the outfit from yesterday, the washroom could use some fun drapes

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    1. Steampunk Jazz6:13 AM

      @TTM, Drapes that have a hidden surprise! YAY!

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    2. TalksTooMuch6:15 AM

      Double sided sticky tape for ALL!

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    3. Steampunk Jazz6:22 AM

      @TTM, Doesn't everybody hem that way?...or would that be herm...:D

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  14. Violet6:08 AM

    Well here's a bit of good news for a Friday - my number's literally just been pulled out in the office lottery. A whole £70 for the weekend fun. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it JLo.

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    1. Alita7:40 AM

      Enjoy it, @Violet! Yay you!

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    2. SugarTitz7:58 AM

      Buy yourself a box of wine and watch oitnb all weekend with snacks girl

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  15. sandybrook6:08 AM

    "Jesus Saved My HotRod" huh

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  16. sandybrook6:09 AM

    Congrats Violet that's a nice payday right there

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  17. TalksTooMuch6:10 AM

    Happy Orange Is The New Black Day!!! Season 2 premier tonight! Yaaay!

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  18. Steampunk Jazz6:10 AM

    Congrats Violet! Don't tell the Little Vi's, they'll expect you to spend it on them...

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  19. cubsfan19906:11 AM

    um quit being um bitter.
    um

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    1. Steampunk Jazz6:15 AM

      Cubby, you're wantin wanton for that...:D

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    2. Anonymous6:39 AM

      I'm wantinga lot of things… But wanton ain't one of em.

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    3. Steampunk Jazz6:43 AM

      @TNC, But I thought every guy wants a wanton? Wantin a wanton, waiting and willing :D

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    4. Anonymous6:46 AM

      But not when the wanton is whinin' and wailin'.

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    5. Steampunk Jazz6:57 AM

      @TNC, Whoa

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    6. Alita7:41 AM

      Woah cheek was it?

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    7. Anonymous8:54 AM

      Wavering wildly, I'll willfully waffle and leave you to wonder.

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  20. TalksTooMuch6:12 AM

    Ooooh, Steamy, that reminds me of when the boys at work collected a bunch of money as a wedding present; the advice they gave was : and remember, he doesn't know you have this... so! Mrs. Violet, remember, unless he reads here, Mr. Violet doesn't know either...

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  21. Violet6:14 AM

    God, I hope Mr V doesn't read this site or even realise the utter rubbish I spend my time on.

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:15 AM

      You and me both, Violet.

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    2. Steampunk Jazz6:24 AM

      @Vi and TTM, I prefer to think on it as re purposing...;D

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  22. Kelly6:19 AM

    Morning all.

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    1. Steampunk Jazz6:29 AM

      Morning Reno, Ready to do battle? I feel a Kristen Bell reveal soon...;)

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  23. crila166:24 AM

    Morning.

    ....Oh Jennifer.

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  24. OneEyeCharlie6:31 AM

    Good Morning. Drowning in SQL training. Helppppppppp!

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    1. Steampunk Jazz6:47 AM

      Poor Charlie,
      Here!
      Take this free donut life preserver and let the Q factor take you Away....

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    2. __-__=__6:54 AM

      Have another donut and some khalua in that coffee! You'll be fine. SQL will soon be just another language. Everything will work out.

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  25. Kelly6:34 AM

    Ready as I'll ever be!

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  26. auntliddy6:34 AM

    Morning all! Congrats vi on windfall! I came into some money too but i had these stupid things called bills to pay. Annoying! Anyway, jlo HAD to see this coming- he's just a kid. If she wants to revise history, well, who doesnt? Everyone knows the real deal, inc her. She's prob trolling right now for her next little buddy.

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  27. GatorGirl6:39 AM

    She probably talked bad about her water and karma won't let her find true love because of it

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  28. AJ6:39 AM

    I saw her concert in the Bronx on the local news. They spun it positively but did mention the residents in the area had been very concerned about the traffic for the show.

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  29. Krgl4206:47 AM

    Well the news said they were expecting 50K + for her free show and about 20K showed up...

    Did anyone see her perform on American Idol? I don't think she's MV.......i believe she was actually singing during the season finale performance with the other judges.....

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    1. Steampunk Jazz7:04 AM

      KRGL, I can't remember the original blind, it's been so long..
      But, The Backup singer RECORDED the albums prior to her death.
      J Lo might suck in the studio (or didn't have the sound that the producer wanted.., I wonder
      Would J Lo know if the producer replaced her voice, if she weren't told?
      (I know I don't sound anything like my recorded voice, to me)

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  30. Seven of Eleven6:55 AM

    The real story: JLo saw him posing with Fez, pulled the drapes shut, and kicked the friendly ghost to the curb.

    Morning! And Charlie, I feel for ya.

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  31. audrey6:59 AM

    I guess Enty must be suffering from STML or SICR because about 2 months ago he told us that Ghostly and JLo had broken up. Of course there was no official statement made at the time. Personally I think she can do way better, and she looks far more attractive without Ghostly hanging onto her.

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  32. sandybrook7:05 AM

    The one thing I did read in the story was she sang a capella, so I still say MV is BritBrit. She nevah sings.

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  33. rajahcat7:12 AM

    don't think MV is Brit-she could sing back in the day-but probably has abused her health/voice that not so much now

    not sure JLO would be such a big surprise if she was MV though

    Jen really does have her head up her own ass though beautiful as it is.......

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  34. Vintage Pink7:14 AM

    I had forgotten JL has kids!!
    Maybe she forgets too....

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  35. Sherry7:28 AM

    Right we never see or hear about her chirrens. Pictures in the DM with them on the beach but no young'uns there. When's the last time anyone saw them?

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  36. TalksTooMuch7:37 AM

    Okay, but that's not really fair. If she did have lots of pics with her children, we'd be all "she's pimping out the kiddos for pap shots!!" and "Bethenny Frankel wannabe!!" Like we do with those. Celebs can't win, y'all.

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  37. figgy8:24 AM

    I can't stand JLo, but I have to grudgingly admit two things about her:

    1. I wish I had her body, and
    2. Her JLo brand "boyfriend jeans" are fabulous, I mean, my now favorite jeans of all time.

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  38. Jazzy8:30 AM

    No Enty, she was on Nightline doing her "I'm just a regular girl who believes in love and trying to figure it out" shtick. You know, the one she did after Affleck cheated on her. Speaking of Affleck, guess she's finally realizing that he won't ruin his rep and leave Jen Garner for her. No need to keep the gay boy toy on payroll. I'm sure she'll still answer Ben's booty calls though.

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  39. SugarTitz8:31 AM

    The kids think Jlo is that nice lady that visits us every now and again

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  40. Unknown8:45 AM

    She's a no talent joke & this just a girl from the Bronx looking 4 love act is just pathetic for a women approaching 50.

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  41. Henriette8:45 AM

    Maybe now she will pay for a good looking guy now. I feel sorry for the Dragon Twins because Derp was always taking care of them.

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  42. Unknown8:47 AM

    She is no talent & has become a joke, her act of just a Bronx working girl looking for love is pathetic for a woman over 40.

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  43. Jason Blue Eyes10:07 AM

    I wonder if Rosie Perez is laughing her as off from inside her Brooklyn home this morning?

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  44. Brian11:19 AM

    I guess Jenny from the block was missing two rocks that Casper the friendly phag yearned for.

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  45. Henriette12:27 PM

    Well at least she didn't marry him.

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  46. Henriette12:27 PM

    Well at least she didn't marry him.

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  47. B6266:48 PM

    No shit?
    :)

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  48. Unknown10:07 AM

    Why they even hooked up in the first place, has always baffled me.. Her with her diva BS and him with his fugliness.. SMDH!

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