Well. Looks like Derek didn't just send a photo, rather a video.
Derek - while recording what I assume to be his Junior Star Search audition video - transposed his hot dance moves over the Britney video for Work Bitch.
Strangely enough, I have not seen Britney this coherent and vibrant since 2004.
Why the mother f wording f word did I watch this? It's an American sized dude without shirt buttons, sense of dignity or video edition knowledge roughly inserting himself in the place of Britney in the video. At least he hasn't changed the music and I could suffer less.
This could have been edited so much better. Funny fail. This must be Enterns cousin or sumpin. Dude was too into it. (Doesn't) werk bitch! Golf clap for the idea. Get an editor and resubmit. Then, we might give you a chuckle and a sticker.
Well done! I'd rather watch this guy than Britney. And that is NOT Britney's voice. Clear channel and the entire corporate-for-profit-over talent music industry needs to burn in hell. I guess they think those of us who've been exposed to real music have forgotten what it sounds like. NOPE!
Not it!
ReplyDeleteAs in Britney Spears? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteTo be completely accurate I don't 'have' to watch it.
ReplyDeleteTl:dw
ReplyDeleteHe seemed more into it than Britney was
ReplyDeleteI will call your bluff on the "have to", Enty.
ReplyDeleteThis is what got her all wound up at lunch and eating with HER HANDS!!
ReplyDeleteWhy, why did I fall for it?! Why did this guy do this? Why, oh why?!
ReplyDeleteWhat say you, lovely CDaN readers? Do I??
ReplyDeleteGot through about a minute. Chubby guy inserts himself into Britney's "Work Bitch" video. Lots of exposed belly.
ReplyDeleteWell. Looks like Derek didn't just send a photo, rather a video.
ReplyDeleteDerek - while recording what I assume to be his Junior Star Search audition video - transposed his hot dance moves over the Britney video for Work Bitch.
Strangely enough, I have not seen Britney this coherent and vibrant since 2004.
I saw it already. He gives us lots of face/body/face dance moves a la Britney, does a much better job than she ever did.
ReplyDelete~fin~
You Better Work OUT Bitch!
ReplyDelete@Count: see 00:30 to 00:34. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteMy moves are better than THAT and they are signed exclusively for Mariah Careys Butterfly---I am the Unicorn!
ReplyDeleteNo I don't.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Derek. You'd make every scene look like a Sade video.
ReplyDeleteThis kid's neighbors have to haaaaaate him.
I think Enty just identifies strongly with this guy. Fat guy attempting glamour. Next.
ReplyDeleteI'm at my kid's school and the video is blocked, otherwise I would totally...uh, yeah - still wouldn't watch this.
ReplyDeleteWhy the mother f wording f word did I watch this? It's an American sized dude without shirt buttons, sense of dignity or video edition knowledge roughly inserting himself in the place of Britney in the video. At least he hasn't changed the music and I could suffer less.
ReplyDeleteThis could have been edited so much better. Funny fail. This must be Enterns cousin or sumpin. Dude was too into it. (Doesn't) werk bitch! Golf clap for the idea. Get an editor and resubmit. Then, we might give you a chuckle and a sticker.
ReplyDeleteWell done! I'd rather watch this guy than Britney. And that is NOT Britney's voice. Clear channel and the entire corporate-for-profit-over talent music industry needs to burn in hell. I guess they think those of us who've been exposed to real music have forgotten what it sounds like. NOPE!
ReplyDeleteWigs, you're killing me tonight. Honestly!
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