Friday, June 13, 2014

Four For Friday - Traditional

Today is Friday the 13th, but what makes it even more interesting is that it is also a full moon. That won't happen again for several decades. It is also Father's Day weekend so make sure you clip some coupons for Barbisol and surprise dad with the menthol scented one to match the cigarettes he chain smokes while he enjoys his Creme de Menthe and mint chocolate chip ice cream. Seriously, my dad smells like he washes in a Peppermint Pattie. I will be here all weekend blogging while simultaneously watching all manner of sport and bad television. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.

#1 - This married Academy Award nominee/winner actress was A+ list back in the day and part of a famous family. Now, she makes commercials and is pretty whiny about everything. What she wants you to believe is that she is straight and narrow. What she won't tell you is that she got so wasted on LSD one night during the filming of a movie that she took on four guys at once. She was legendary.

#2 - The reason this former A list mostly television actress looks so good despite her age is that her former A+ list mostly movie actor ex beat her so badly and so often that she found the best plastic surgeon money could buy.

#3 - This former A list supermodel who is now a caricature of herself has her significant other so cuckolded that she brings home guys all the time even when her significant other is home.

#4 - The mom of this former A list Disney tweener who is still immensely popular went on an N word rant for the ages last week. Her kids are more quiet about their beliefs, but don't expect to ever see them with people of color. Ever.


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  1. 3) Angie Dickenson
    4) Miley's mom.

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  2. 3.Janice Dickinson
    4.Duff

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  3. Penn/Robin for the couple

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  4. Cleo, Janice Dickenson?

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    1. Yeah, somehow her name got stuck in my brain while I was envisioning Janice. It's only 9:10am my time, working on my second cup of coffee.

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  5. 1 Julia Roberts she does ads amirite?

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    1. 2. Burt and Loni? Goin' way back here.

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  7. 2 Sally Field and Bert Reynolds?

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  8. Penn and Wright is good guess.

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  9. Oooooh, good guess Zach!!

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  10. I hope #1 is Jamie Lee Curtis Because I want to imagine that scene involving the Holloween version of Jamie Lee Curtis.

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    1. Jamie Lee is not an Oscar winner or nominee, not that it's stopped enty before! I don't personally find her whiny at all, but those Activia commercials are silly!

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    2. Zach, good point. I could've sworn with JLC's career she'd have been nominated.

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    3. JLC was ripped off for True Lies and Freaky Friday, no joke. (Speaking of Friday the 13th!) She's the definition of an actor who does her greatest work in genre films.

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  11. I thought Elizabeth McGovern and Penn for 2, considering she's on Downton Abbey now.

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    1. I love Elizabeth McGovern but she looks her age to me.

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  12. Waiting patiently for Texas Mom to show up and call an ass out for one answer up there.

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  13. 1 . goop or Julia Roberts
    2 . Robin Wright. Penn.
    3. Janice Dickinson
    4. Britney Spears mom.

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  15. Duffs are the only Disney tweeners I don't see around those "coloreds".
    Can't be the Cyrus' or Spears they have been seen with people of color on stage, etc.

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  16. Jaime Lee was a bad guess. She does have 6 Golden Globe nominations, but no Oscar nods. The poop commercials are what made me think of her. And her rant after Seth McFarland did his Oscar musical tribute to the Mr. Skin website.

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  17. I'm not an expert on clusterf**** but is four really legendary? I mean silent screen goddess Clara Bow allegedly took on the USC Trojans football team.

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  18. well Duff is not immensely popular still so no

    Spears was once involved with that guy from Scandal so no

    I like the Robin/Penn guess a lot-she does look phenomenal btw

    I like Goopy for 1



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  19. Riven, sorry to burst your bubble but that's how I lost my virginity. LSD plus me and three guys.

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  20. Hmm...I wish I could remember. Seems like I just dropped mine one day.,

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  21. Seriously Jamie Lee doesn't have any Oscar noms? i would have thought for sure with A Fish Called Wanda. I like her, I think she seems like a cool chick. I mean how could she not be, being married to Christopher Guest and all.

    #2 Penn and Wright is an interesting guess, but is Wright really considered mostly TV? Everything else totally fits.

    #3 definitely Janice

    #4 Cyrus'

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  22. Angie D. was hot for a real long time. She always dated stallions 15-20 years younger than her. Congrats.

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  23. If #3 is Janice Dickinson (self-proclaimed supermodel, by the way. Most of her is self-proclaimed), I want to know who's still lining up to screw her.
    Not even with Jared Leto's Oscar.

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  24. I thought Janice Dickenson for #3 as wellll.

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  25. Isn't CZJ a candidate for 1. Oscar winner. Married into famous family. Ads.

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  26. Not to be overly persnickety, but in a world where Jennifer Lawrence wins an Oscar (OSCAR, bitch!) for Silver Linings playbook, I suppose Jaime Lee Curtis could be considered for one.
    I love Jennifer Lawrence - plus, I'm a life long Philadelphia Eagles fan...and I still thought it was just a movie and what she presented was just a performance.(Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Bone - now THAT was acting)
    By those standards, I should have a dozen Oscars of my own. That's all I'm saying.
    Aaaannndd I hate Jamie Lee Curtis to death and back. So there's that. Sorry. H-A-T-E her. hateherhateherhateherhateherhateher

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  27. makes commercials and is whiny????

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  28. Jamie Lee is eons from whiny. Penn and wright good guess- she does look great. Dont really care about the two.

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  29. I really agree that Jen L should have won for Winter's Bone.....not SLP, but maybe it was a makeup call

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  30. No, sorry, lining up timed entries on Friday to drop Saturday and Sunday morning while ignoring anything that actually happens for the next 48 hours is not 'here all weekend blogging'. Perhaps it's time for a more accurate description?

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  31. I immediately thought Joan Collins & ex being Anthony Newley for #3?

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  32. Definitely Burt and Loni. Her face looks reconstructed as opposed to botoxed and lifted. He has a bad reputation for treating women badly.

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  33. Robin Wright Penn .... She was breathtaking in the Princess Bride & still is today. If it's true than Penn is an utter piece of scum.

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  34. 1`. Drew Barrymore or Bijou Phillips

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  35. 1`. Drew Barrymore or Bijou Phillips

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  36. Wright is not mostly Tv (netflix is not even tv and she said she's not interested in continuing doing tv after House of cards) and she said recently that she did botox but WOULD NEVER go under plastic survey. And effectively her face doesn't look like having got under the knife.

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  37. well I guess if you con't consider Netflix tv then no to Robin

    not sure I believe these women though when they say these things regarding having work done.....

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  38. Shirley MacLaine for the LSD one, Kate Moss for the bringing home people when her significant other is home.

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  39. Robin doesn't look like she's had a single bit of work done on her though. She has aged gracefully and beautifully throughout the years.
    She started on a soap opera but other than her netflix show, has she done other TV ? I really remember her from movies.

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  40. Does Enty mean DATING people of color or just around them at all? Because Miley obviously has been around them, worked with them on her albums, etc. Hilary? Maybe never. Her shows and movies have also been very very white.

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  41. Kno Won Uno, you must use her title when referring to JLC. She is the Baroness Haden-Guest, of Saling in the County of Essex in the peerage of The United Kingdom.

    It is strange that I have never seen anything in print or anywhere else where Jamie Lee Curtis' title is used. I've seen a couple articles on Christopher Guest where it mentions that he is a Baron. In the 90's he sat in the House of Lords before they reformed it & booted out most of the hereditary peers.

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  42. Julia Roberts voices bank commercials. She tries to change her voice, but it's clear it's her.

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  43. 1. Jamie Lee Curtis
    2. ?
    3. Janice Dickinson
    4. Hilary Duff

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  44. yeah, robin wright hasn't had work done. she looks great but it's not from surgery.
    she's also not mostly TV.

    i like the joan collins/anthony newley guess.

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  45. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Hope I don't get attacked for this suggestion.....Susan Sarandon?? She does voice overs for Tylenol....(covering my head).....

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      For the LSD blind

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  46. 1. Shirley MacLaine

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  47. Welcome back Massive G!

    I thought JLC for #1 as well. But if she's never been nommed that excludes her.

    @Riven. Not sure what you're on about with the LSD. I had sex while tripping quite a few times back in the day. Are you saying its not LSD if you don't get it from your guy??

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  48. I thought Jamie Lee for #1, too, but if she wasn't ever nominated, then I don't know, but she has been nominate for numerous other awards and won many, including Golden Globes.
    Jane Seymour for #2.
    Janice Dickinson for #3.
    Miley's mom for #4.

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  49. @Riven sorry to burst YOUR bubble, but it's nowhere near impossible to have a gang bang on LSD. I've dropped plenty in my time and while it can be tough to focus, sex on acid is pretty awesome. Disclaimer: Just me and my man. I'm not that freaky no matter how high I am.

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  50. As I envision the scenario, #1 still had a hand free.
    Slacker.

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  51. #1 is Julia Roberts

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  52. You folks are so in the "now" that you don't know a Jane Fonda for #1 when it stares you in the face.

    She's Christian now, but have a Klute people.

    And there's no way #4 could involve the Cyrus bunch.

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    1. Jane Fonda +1. Was a bit of a hippy and now does commercials.

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  53. 1. Jamie Lee Curtis
    2. Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds

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  54. #4 Duff mom, thought it was well known she is a racisti and she isnt coy about it. dont know how she hasnt been called out on it yet

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  56. #2 Loni/Burt

    http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Life-After-Burt-Reynolds-Loni-Anderson-says-he-3020185.php

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  57. What about Drew Barrymore for #1?

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  58. 1. I thought Diane Keaton, but Drew Barrymore makes more sense.

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  59. Bunni, I Agree... Diane Lane and Josh Brolin for 2.

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  60. #2- Lonnie Anderson, Burt Reynolds as the ex.

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  61. Please reveal #4 soon so I know who i should not support. Those witches need to be exposed ASAP. I'm pretty sure it's not Miley since she has a lot of black friends. I'd be suprised if it's Hilary, but I think it's either her or Ashley Tisdale, even though I don't consider her 'immensely popular'.

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  62. #1 Jamie Lee Curtis

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  63. Any dude's here ever bang on LSD? When I'm dosed up on acid, it feels like my cock is an innie. I never tried it, because mixing my ex w/ 6-8hrs of psycho active drug would have been as bad as mixing bleach and ammonia.

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