Four For Friday - The S&M King
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This actor is A list. Foreign born. Multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. After many years of searching he finally found the perfect partner. Back in the day our actor discovered his love of S&M. His first wife had no interest in it at all and our actor soon found himself in sex clubs and paying escorts to fulfill his fantasies. At the time he began his journey he had to keep everything quiet for fear of ruining his career. Not so much because of the affairs but because of his kink. When the internet started launching dating sites, our actor was an investor in one of the first S&M sites. In return for his investment (which has paid off to the tune of millions of dollars) he was given special access to the site and the personal information of all the members. Our actor would pick and choose from those he found interesting and would use one of his many profiles on the site to engage the person in conversation and see what would happen. It is the place where he met his current wife. Our actor did find one actress who he had a long affair with while he was married. She was A list at the time and drop dead gorgeous. She is probably a C list now, but she still has A list name recognition. She enjoyed all the role playing with our actor, but he found her to be too Hollywood and to into herself to be with her permanently.
The first reveal--Bandaras!
ReplyDeleteIt's not Ned Stark.
ReplyDeleteJust joking. But maybe someone Hispanic
ReplyDeleteJeremy Irons?
ReplyDeleteBenicio del toro mebbe?
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe/Meg Ryan
ReplyDeleteWell, Marco Banderas produces BDSM porn, but he's a different guy, right?
ReplyDeleteBen Kingsley?
ReplyDeleteMultiple Oscar/nominations....hmmmm
ReplyDeletethat should be short list
Foreign born
ReplyDeleteTwo marriages
Multiple noms
I can only come up with Ben Kingsley
Kingsley is married to hot young Brazilian waitress.
DeleteDaniel Day lewis.
ReplyDeleteGood for him.
That's who I was thinking while reading the blind.
DeleteThat's who I was thinking while reading the blind.
DeleteOur very own Count.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Day Lewis?
ReplyDeleteRight @kno but they might be related how many Bandarases can there be?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's right, but I'm stuck on Kenneth Branagh, Emma Thompson for first wife, HBC for affair, and Lindsay Brunnock (married since 2003)
ReplyDeleteI think I'd like this to be Kenneth Branagh (his Hamlet made me squee), @VIP.
DeleteBut alas nobody in the history on the world has ever described HBC as "too Hollywood!"
I checked IMDB DDL's only been married once.
ReplyDeleteMelanie/Antonio divorcing. My avatar is perfect for this blind.
ReplyDeleteDDL never divorced ,he again is married to his wife
ReplyDeleteThe only other foreign born, multiple winner (not counting noms) is Michael Caine. I can see that.
ReplyDeleteBanderas never was nod for Oscar
ReplyDeletelet me try that again damn
ReplyDeleteWho is drop dead gorgeous? Maybe we can work it that way.
ReplyDeleteChristoph Waltz?
ReplyDeleteanthony quinn??
ReplyDeletettm.. where is the oitnb part on your webbookblog??
ReplyDeleteIt's on the main page, sugarbread!
Deletehttp://webebookclubbin.blogspot.ca/2014/06/orange-is-new-black-season-2-premier.html?m=1
HBC is not C list, but nice guess.
ReplyDeleteMichael Caine has been married forever
I really want it to be Javier Bardem, but I'll be damned if I can dig up a previous wife. In addition to No Country For Old Men, he has a foreign language Oscar nom.
ReplyDeleteDamn scratch out DDL ln then.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale and Winona FTW
ReplyDeleteLiam Neison.
ReplyDeleteHe isn't re-married - but has been recently engaged.
Branagh could work if Beckinsale counts as C with A recognition.
ReplyDeleteMichael Caine was doing TV movies when he was married to his first wife (late 50s).
DDL has only been married once.
waltz married once.
Sharon Stone for kinky but too Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteThis is a repost from a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteFinal guess of the day for me:
ReplyDeletePETER O'TOOLE!
Multiple noms, finally got an honorary Oscar in 2003, two wives, died 12.2013.
Not me Dingle. If I had millions in the bank I would be too busy throwin beatings on, and pecker in, broads to bother w/ the net too much.
ReplyDeleteI'll guess Alt.com, part of the FriendFinder network. That is probably more of a money maker than FetLife.
Anthony Hopkins.
whats wrong with my guess yall?
ReplyDelete@derek - Banderas was never Oscar nominated/won (only GG), Christian Bale is still married to his first wife, Benicio del Toro has never been married.
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards starred in Drop Dead Gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards for the A--to--C list actress
ReplyDelete@FSP- I'm with you on the Russell Crowe train. Pictured him the entire time I was reading this one!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I call return on investment!
ReplyDeleteDepending on who this is...damn, that's hot! ;)
ReplyDeleteTough one. Gotta be someone oldish to be rich and famous pre-Internet. Anthony Hopkins is an interesting guess, but he has been married three times, with no high-profile extra-marital affair (unless it's something Enty knows about but we don't)
ReplyDelete@Seven thanks lol---reading is hard yall! I do know there are stories circulating very similar to mu guess though. To be a fly on the wall for THAT!
ReplyDeleteAnthony Hopkins/Joyce Ingalls for the A list affair?
ReplyDelete@count I agree, I can't see FL being much of a payday
ReplyDeletemr X isnt in this site anymore? It was rubbish anyway
ReplyDeleteRussel Crowe only is married once and he always doesn't divorce( even he's separated to his wife)
ReplyDelete@xLux
ReplyDeleteDo you miss His blinds ?
I gotta go with Wiglets Brazilian Waitress! Spank you very much.
ReplyDeleteI don't miss mr x---good riddance! Too many blinds and they were all easy and boring.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks for the win
ReplyDeleteMr.x wasn't even blinds. All of them were already in the media.
ReplyDeleteWas Pierce Brosnin ever nominated? His 1st wife died and he's remarried .
ReplyDeleteCount, positive thoughts buddy! You're our personal perve hero. I want to see you hit it big and live your dream and have movies made about you, and then read about actors that play you in blind items.
ReplyDeleteLiving the American Dream One Fap at a Time
every time I hear the word pornography I think of you Count!
ReplyDeleteand I really appreciate you letting me know about that perv from Florida using my name (I really am)---just pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Count helped you find the culprit, Derek.
DeleteHOLY CRAP Dingle, that line is great. "Living the American dream, one fap at a time." I wish this site had signatures on the comments, I would use that.
ReplyDeleteNo problem Derek.
And thank you, Count. If I'm gonna send pervy pics to you, I wouldn't use Derek's name. Peace, Derek.
DeleteSir Paul McCartney
ReplyDeleteSean connery
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale is a known S&M freak and likes to be dominated. Not sure if he is foreign born, though.
ReplyDeleteThis one has been bugging me all day. Granted, it has been a dull day. I've never heard that Branagh had an affair with Kate Beckinsale, but she's looking gorgeous in the photos today, and he made "Much Ado About Nothing" with her when he was still with Emma Thompson. I think VIP probably got it despite herself, with an assist from Wigs.
ReplyDeleteAhh yes, makes sense @Sara
DeleteChristian Grey
ReplyDeleteDaniel day Lewis. Winona Ryder.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Hopkins
ReplyDeleteGary Oldman with the gf being Isabella Rossellini
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale is Welsh, but only has one wife as far as I'm aware.
ReplyDeleteSean Connery has been married to Marcheline practically since Al Gore was in short trousers (ie long before the Internet was "invented by him". Ahem)
His best mate Michael Caine has been with Shakira even longer, getting together with her in the 70s.
Jeremy Irons has been with Sinéad Cusack almost as long.
Paul McCartney was no actor. He appeared in the Beatles films but generally mugged it up around the camera (the killer being that as he was with Jane Asher at the time, he *really* fancied himself an actor).
And whoever said Pearce Brosnan: WASH YER WHORE MOUF OUT! (He met Keeley when she interviewed him).
Highly unlikely to be Anthony Quinn, Peter O'Toole or Rudolph Valentino for that matter :-p
Ken Brannaugh (yer surname is just a fancified version of Walsh; you don't fool me!) is the most intriguing answer, and is probably right.
I highly doubt it is ethical for any company to supply anyone, no matter how rich and famous they are, with the contact information of it's clients. Especially a site catering to non-mainstream interests. I want to know the name of this shitty company.
ReplyDeleteHe was one of the owners of the company, MadLyb. he had access to everything.
ReplyDeleteWell it's not like I'm obsessed with this blind or anything, but it turns out that the picture of Kate Beckinsale in today's photos was taken at the opening of a Macbeth that Kenneth Branagh is starring in.
ReplyDeleteSuper freakin hot
ReplyDeleteo/t Two of my work friends just saw Alex Kingston and Kenneth Branagh in MacBeth and they said it was incredible. He stomps around in the mud on stage and spit on an audience member. They loved it.
ReplyDeleteKB also had a long relationship with Helena Bonham Carter before she left him for Time Burton.
I can see KB getting his freak on with whips and chains with Helena.
AND he was married to Emma Thompson whi he cheated on with HBC
DeleteChristian Bale likes to be dominated? I swore he would have been the top. I just can't take him seriously now that I know he's a bottom.
ReplyDeleteI'll jump on the Anthony Hopkins bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteThe A-list website (circa 2004) alleged he was "Reportedly into heavy S&M. Linked with Kim Basinger".
Harrison Ford.
ReplyDelete@ the Enquirer People who seem super-control freaky in everyday life tend to be the ones who liked to be dominated behind closed doors. It's a release thing.
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