It is Friday. One week from today is Reveal Day so my drinking plan has been set in advance for the big day. It is the last few days of June and I can already feel the July heat making its way here. For those of you in Canada, I hope you are going to make this a four day weekend, and then take the rest of the week off so you can celebrate our holiday too. I will be here all weekend so , come on by and say hello. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1 - This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit show made a few bad movies, but saw his career drop like a rock after he got wasted on coke and booze and raped the daughter of a studio executive.
#2 - This former A list mostly movie actress who once made a really bad decision about her looks also damaged the looks of another actress when she punched the actress in the face and broke her eye socket. Our A lister was wasted on a variety of pills and coke and booze when she caught the victim in bed with her now A+ list mostly move actor boyfriend.
#3 - This former front man of a permanent A list band that seems to come and go just like him in the band had a threesome on his wedding night. The problem is neither of the women were his wife. He blames some bad drugs he took at the reception.
#4 - This former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't work any longer but made sure her kids all do and are doing very well in the business got drunk on the set of her last big movie and slapped this actress/singer. The two have never spoken to each other since.
1) Efron
ReplyDelete1.Grieco
ReplyDelete2.Meg Ryan
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Fugazi Enty!
Lol Count
DeleteCdan aint really cdan without the proverbial rape bi thrown in for good measure. Heh. :)
#4 Melanie Griffith? dont know the other part
ReplyDelete1-Ray Romano
ReplyDelete2-Renee Zellweger
4-Goldie Hawn
DeleteOh my, where have you been? Welcome back!
DeleteEthorne!!
DeleteHi @Snootches!
DeleteHi@Jacq!
1)grammar
ReplyDelete2 Jennifer Grey
ReplyDelete3 David Lee Roth / Van Halen?
@Tigercat ^5 I jumped straight to guess Sammy before reading the comments. I'm just glad someone else read that and thought of Van Halen/Hagar!
Delete(Annnnnd now "Why Can't This Be Love" is randomly stuck in my head)
Read this as Sammy too. I love me some Van Hagar!
Delete#3 Axl Rose
ReplyDeleteYASSSS, ENTY! These look like old school blinds and I cannot wait for reveal day. Gonna have to get a bottle of wine just for the occasion!
ReplyDelete4. Goldie Hawn
ReplyDelete1) David Caruso
ReplyDelete2) Jennifer Grey
3) Stone Temple Pilots
4) No Clue
I really like David 'serious voice' Caruso as a guess for no1!
DeleteAnd I immediately thought those you mentioned for 2-3.
Yep totally Scott Weiland
Delete4. My first thought is Jane Fonda and J.Lo. But that can't be right. Plus she was supposed to slap her in that film!
ReplyDeleteWith Bette Midler as the slapped one
ReplyDelete4. Goldie Hawn
ReplyDelete4. Sophia Loren and Fergie? Also seems way off
ReplyDeleteGrammar
ReplyDeleteRyan/heard
Trent reznor
Demi/ rihanna
First Wives Club wasn't really Goldie's last big movie. Banger Sisters...
ReplyDelete@Zach, I don't remember Banger Sisters being a big hit.
Delete@Karen, I don't think Banger was a hit, though it got them a lot of press, and I think Hawn a Golden Globe nom. Anyway the clue doesn't say her last hit movie but just her last big movie, so we're back to Enty speak. But it wasn't like First Wives Club was the last high-profile film Goldie ever made.
DeleteGoldie works I think. Kate and Goldie's sexy son Oliver are working these days.
DeleteI like the Goldie guess with Bette Midler since they both starred in FIRST WIVES CLUB
ReplyDeleteYou got it
DeleteJennifer Grey's husband is an A+ list actor? I googled him and still don't know who he is. Also, Meg Ryan isn't dating an actor either. And neither is Renee Z's. I think..
ReplyDeleteShootin' em down one by one!!! Pew! Pew!!
Clark Gregg is A list in my book!
DeleteJennifer Grey was engaged to Johnny Depp back in the day
DeleteGoldie hawn bette midler
2. Keeping J. Grey.
ReplyDeleteBF / Eye-Socket slag was either:
Johnny Depp / Winona Ryder
William Baldwin / Chynna Phillips
I thought Jennifer Grey at first too, but isn't she married to the Avengers guy? I don't think he's A+. That rules out my Renee Z guess too.
ReplyDelete2. Ok I'm on board with Jennifer Grey, Johnny Depp, and Winona Forever.
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ReplyDeleteYou guys, I think the point of #2 is that the boyfriend is now A+ list, not that he's now (still) the puncher's boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Meg Ryan with the actor who is NOW A list but not necessarily her bf currently which would be Russell Crowe.
ReplyDelete1. Mathew Perry
ReplyDelete3. Steven Tyler
2. Can't be Meg Ryan cuz her now BF is John Cougar, not what we call movie actor.
@Zach, that's what I thought too.
ReplyDeleteBut now, my head is confused by EntySpeak and I'm no longer sure.
:)
Ok, rereading #2 sounds like her bf at the time is A+ now, not that he's her current bf. So Jennifer Grey.
ReplyDelete"Now A+ list boyfriend" = her now-a-big-star boyfriend at the time, not her current boyfriend who's A+ list then and now. So doesn't have to be Jennifer Grey's or Meg Ryan's current husband/bf.
ReplyDeleteGotcha, Zach. Nice catch!
DeleteJennifer Grey & Johnny Depp were together?!
ReplyDeleteAlthough I will say that calling J Grey A list is generous... But I wouldn't call Russell Crowe or any of Meg or Renee's exes a *current* A+ list star in the same way that Depp will always be.
ReplyDeleteWant reveal on this.
ReplyDeleteI love the Goldie/Bette guess. It certainly fits.
ReplyDelete3. Sammy Hagar
ReplyDeleteEdit to point out: He's currently the lead in Chicken Foot. But the "permanent A list band that seems to come and go just like him in the band" is Van Hagar.
Delete(Can you tell which Van Halen albums are in my opinion the best ones? Lol)
#2 Channing Potatum ( now A + whether we like it or not) Amanda Bynes
ReplyDelete#3 Billie Joe Armstrong.
ReplyDeleteDid Jennifer Grey ever date Johnny Depp? I missed that one if so....
ReplyDeleteI think Scott Weiland is a good guess for #3....
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ReplyDeleteSammy Hagar is a better guess than David Lee Roth! Come now, ladies, when have we EVER seen David Lee Roth with a girlfriend?
ReplyDelete1) was Andy dick ever TV A?
ReplyDelete2) someone beat me to it but Jennifer Grey
2. with Enty's reveal about McConaughey and Ashley Judd (and she is botoxed to the nth degree), I'll go with them though don't know who the gf she attacked was
ReplyDelete#1 is someone from Friends
ReplyDeletelook for some actress w/ a 'wandering eye'..
ReplyDeleteWhy cant it be Renee with now a+ Bradley Cooper
I like the Goldie/Bette guess too
ReplyDeleteCould #4 be Demi/Miley?
ReplyDeleteGood guess. Totally fits!
Delete@Riven Yes! Totally down with Van Halen for the band, and I suspect you're on the button with the Sammy guess.
ReplyDelete@Tigercat same! I read it and immediately thought the band was Van Halen, followed by hey Sammy's married and he sure does like to have some fun. So if it's Sammy, we'll share in the success because hello equally awesome 80s hair band thoughts. :)
DeleteAlso I looked into Sammy after posting my guess and holy crap that dude cheated on his first wife all the time. Still love him though. And I had no idea DLR had fluid sexual interests, though now I can see it.
#3 - Meg Ryan/Russell Crowe/Heather Graham
ReplyDelete@Brenda L Sister's college friend dated DLR back in the 80's, even went on the road for a bit. She said he was A LOT of fun to be with. No mention of the sitch being anything like a bearding deal.
ReplyDeleteHaven't followed DLR's career much so if he's gay, fine by me. Others probably have more deets than I.
Van Halen was just the first band that came to mind when I read the post.
Aloha!
Can't wait for reveal day !!!
ReplyDeleteI remember David Lee Roth and the Jungle Studs. There are a lot of gay stories about him, always have been.
ReplyDelete@Tiger, maybe he was having a bi moment when he hooked up with your sister's college friend.
@Malibu Borebee I suspect that back in those days, given drugs and booze, a number of folks frolicked merrily like omni-sexuals. Whatever they could git, they did.
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Rose McGowan as the one punched in the eye socket. Not sure who punched her though.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Ross Gellar/David Schwimmer for #1
ReplyDelete4. #4 sounds like a scene from First Wives Club, but as Zach said it wasn't Goldie's last movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esHt1mAYF-g
ReplyDeleteSo the being in 1 rapes the daughter of a powerful person and his punishment is dropping in his career? No jail time or knee shots?
ReplyDeleteBS.
These are some juicy blind items. Cant wait for reveal day, Enty. Bring it on!:)
ReplyDeleteOk, it could be Renee and Bradley Cooper, but I doubt she outright cheated on her.
ReplyDeleteThinking Scott Weiland for #3 but I hope it's not. I still so would
ReplyDeleteEnty's let the inner beast ROAR out with these 4!!!
ReplyDeleteV-i-o-l-e-n-ce for ending a Fry-day.
MEOW
#2 is Anna Farris. Chris Pratt is pretty much A+ by Enty's ratings with GoG and Jurassic Park 4 on the horizon.
ReplyDeleteI'm going t go old school for No 3 and say Brian Wilson; they are doing some more gigs.
ReplyDelete#1 Wilmer
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ReplyDelete1. David Schwimmer
ReplyDelete2. Jennifer Grey, former boyfriend Matthew Broderick
1. Matthew Perry
ReplyDeleteGoing with Schwimmer for #1.
ReplyDelete1. Either wilmer because his career is nonexistent or David schwimmer.
ReplyDelete#2 Jennifer Grey was engaged to Johnny Depp in 1989
ReplyDelete#3 the Red Rocker has been married since 1995 and DLR is not married at all
#4 Goldie---Kate and Oliver in the biz
#4/Bette
ReplyDeleteWinona Ryder does have a Wonky eye, now.
ReplyDelete@ pot uh no she doesn't.
ReplyDeleteWhere r u VIP? HELP?
ReplyDeleteTIM ALLEN FOR #1??? Anyone?! Anyone?!
ReplyDelete@Finns, i like your guess, totally forgot about jennifer and Johnny
ReplyDeleteI see number 2 as Lara Flynn Boyle and Mickey Rourke.
ReplyDeleteEverybody with the Schwimmer guess are forgetting that he has a very steady and active Directing career. Not him.
ReplyDelete#1 is an oldie, I remember guesses were Seth Rogen then he came back in a big way, so who could it be?
ReplyDelete2/ jennifer gray ( A day A list only in Enty's mind) and her awful nose job
ReplyDeleteJohnny depp ( now A+ list) they were engaged during a second in 1989
Winona ryder( another actress?) They started to date in 1990
1) Matt LeBlanc !
ReplyDeletegoogled and saw DS directed a film about rape a few years ago, kind of doubtful this is him...booze and coke kind of screams someone else, the one who went to all the rehabs (who also made that show bearable for me)...Matt Leblanc is the subject of gay rumors lately apparently
ReplyDelete1. Don Johnson
ReplyDelete2.?
3. Steven Tyler
4. Goldie/Susan Sarandon