Has Been Won and Has Been To reunite for their latest vomedy (<---typo and it stays) where two awful people make their outrageous adventures boring.
Trailer opens with Has Been To played a 2-decade long joke on Has Been Won, pretending To has never recovered from his break up with Mary Samsonite.
Something about Has Been Won having a long lost daughter, a joke about a cat's butthole, and a really gross bear trap joke at the end.
I'm still recovering from the release of Burt Wonderstone, the latest comedic phlebotomy from the demon that has taken possession of Jim Carey. Jim Carey is the clam chowder of comedy. Both will end in a massive pile of crap.
No thank you tl:dw
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think of all of the people who don't realize that the title is grammatically incorrect on purpose.
ReplyDeleteSnappy, that title is driving me absolutely mental. Every email, poof! A little more mental
Deleteout by 1:34 and hadn't so much as twitched my mouth
ReplyDeleteI fold
ReplyDeleteThat's it. I've had it with this dump! We've got no food, we got no jobs,... our pets' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant FSP! Pretty birdy...
DeleteFine. I'll watch.
ReplyDeleteThis didn't need a sequel 20 years give or take later.
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and make a movie like this... and totally REDEEM YOURSELF!
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God WHY?
ReplyDeleteI am soooo waiting for an assessment, there was some badass music in the original
ReplyDeleteWigs, you ok?
ReplyDeleteSeeing TTMs post, I have to agree. What is everyone's favourite song from the original soundtrack?
ReplyDeleteI'm torn between If You Don't Love Me I'll Kill Myself by Pete Droge and New Age Girl by Don't Remember
DeleteMary Moon! She's a vegetarian!
DeleteShe don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone!
DeleteTrue story: my roommate at the time did not understand that sentence referred to penii
Has Been Won and Has Been To reunite for their latest vomedy (<---typo and it stays) where two awful people make their outrageous adventures boring.
ReplyDeleteTrailer opens with Has Been To played a 2-decade long joke on Has Been Won, pretending To has never recovered from his break up with Mary Samsonite.
Something about Has Been Won having a long lost daughter, a joke about a cat's butthole, and a really gross bear trap joke at the end.
I'm still recovering from the release of Burt Wonderstone, the latest comedic phlebotomy from the demon that has taken possession of Jim Carey. Jim Carey is the clam chowder of comedy. Both will end in a massive pile of crap.
God is dead.
Bravo!
DeleteIs bear trap secret code for a dry, old, vag? Serious question?
DeleteIs bear trap secret code for a dry, old, vag? Serious question?
DeleteSnootches, yep. Bear trap = the geriatric love taco
DeleteI also really wanted to like Burt Wonderstone so I feel all the pain. The only part I liked was not okay for me to like, I felt.
DeleteAlthough I didn't understand your assessment, I thank you for your sacrifice!
Thanks for the education Wigs! I think...
DeleteSweet dreams, Snootches!
DeleteWhy? Why did you do that to yourself? When will this insanity stop?
DeleteCash Flow is low at Jim Carey's and Jeff Daniel's homes!
ReplyDeleteI found this extremely funny and was cackling throughout. I'm scared. :(
ReplyDeleteHalf of the trailer had the same quotes/gags as the first movie.
ReplyDeletebye feicia
ReplyDeleteSo weird seeing Jeff Daniels do this after his stellar grownup turn on The Newsroom.
ReplyDeleteHe must have signed up for D&DII before The Newsroom.
Omfg that was awesome and I'm so excited!!!
ReplyDeleteGod they look old now!
ReplyDeleteI'll still probably watch as it might go meta and be so bad that its good.....
Oh hell...YES! I'll be first in line!
ReplyDeleteThat John Denver's full of shit, man.
Dammit Flap!!!! I had higher hopes for you!!
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