Jay-Z might be cheating with lots of different women but Long Island Princess star, Casey Cohen says she is not one of them. Earlier this week, reports of trouble in Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage surfaced and the focal point was his supposed infatuation and affair with Casey that was reported by In Touch. Casey says it isn't true and she had a lawyer send out a bunch of cease and desist letters and wants a public apology from the company. Chances are she is not going to get it. I can't remember the last time In Touch lost something. Casey works as a VIP hostess at a club and says she knows Jay-Z but has "never been intimate" with him. How are we describing intimate? Is that sex or some kind of sexual activity? The article said she touches him and flirts with him while she is working. I would guess that is probably what she does with all the guys in the VIP area because her job is to be nice and get them to stay and order more stuff.
In other news, I haven't had sex with Jay-Z either. That is all
ReplyDeleteMorning All
Jeebus,Charlie, sometimes it's like we're the same.dang.person
DeleteI'm actually a bit disappointed, TTM. I thought Charlie might be a bit more connected than that. Being 'touched' by J-Zay isn't anything to be any more than moderately-to-severely ashamed of, after all. Which is nothing compared to letting Lohan touches happen. You need a dolly to describe those :(((
DeleteRealTimeAlita, WOOT!
DeleteIt's not that I'm intolerant of those with no bums, I just, well, I just don't want to have them touch me anywhere important. You know?
I can't really bring myself to care very much.
ReplyDeleteHello all.
where in this world is In Touch a reputable journalism source? Oh here, I forgot.
ReplyDeleteI must be tired after the Stnley Cup game because I think she looks like Beyonce in tht pic on the front page and tht shouldn't be.
Morning!
Hey,I am also not sleeping with Jay Z, do I get a post? It could take a while if you're gonna post everyone who denies a ride
ReplyDeleteGood morning all!
plus my a key is locking up too....
ReplyDeleteLast week he was Kristin this week he's you? Damn Charlie is just some sort of chameleon!! :))
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a redhead thing, Violet, watch your back, lady!
ReplyDeleteShe just wants her brush with fame. The urban blogs say it's just a matter of months before Bewulf and Camel announce their divorce.
ReplyDelete@Henriette, is it me or does she look like Caspar's trann?( no disrespect meant by the term tranny or that they look like they use the same plastic surgeon) ;-)
Deletethankfully I dont have red hair because he still isn't my type! :))
ReplyDeleteOooh sandy has a type!
DeleteOh I'm way too clever. Back watched though.
ReplyDeleteMorning all! I have no idea what a Long Island Proncess is.....sounds like a sickly sweet cocktail that'll make your barf taste like fairy floss....
ReplyDeleteIn other, more interesting news.......one....more.....sleep....till EUROPE!!!!
Yay Becky!!
DeleteYay Becky Mae. What countries you hitting?
DeleteI call shenanigans on your 'good morning,' Becky, looks awfully dark out ;)
DeleteYou go the one sleep! Have super fun in all those cities you listed ... sounded awesome! But make sure you log in and give us the updates!
*princess* lol....but I quite like proncess
ReplyDeleteIs that like Fronch Fries?
DeleteWell, BeckyMae, it sounds like you are on The Final Countdown
ReplyDeleteYay Becky!! Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteTTM my type would be classified as a female :) and nice (not that Charlie isnt a nice guy)
That sounds more like a preference than a type, sandy
DeleteShe was the Long Island Princess who had a decade-long grudge against another Long Island Princess for stealing her boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to walk into the Potomac for admitting I know this information.
Morning Campers!
Don't forget your swimmies, Kristin.
DeleteLip. Sounds like the East coast The Abbey.
DeleteI remember that episode, vaguely, though I couldn't pick these fugly ladies out of a line-up. That's the roughest bunch of "princesses" I've ever seen
DeleteYay Becky!! Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteTTM my type would be classified as a female :) and nice (not that Charlie isnt a nice guy)
Amy Fisher and Joey Buttfucker er Buttafucco
ReplyDeleteIm not extremely picky right now my SO space on my phone directory is empty and alone
ReplyDeleteThere are a metric tonne of readers in Florida, sandy! Where's Hammer? Let's make this happen!
DeleteSandy id offer my phone space services if I lived within spitting distance of you. Sadly though...
DeleteI'm afraid Hammer might send Sandy into a catatonic stupor, TTM. We need to think this out carefully.
DeleteMama Elsa is single and living in Florida! Bazinga, Sandy! Fortune-telling sugar mama.
DeleteMama Elsa IS Florida! I loved that cackling pile of plastic surgery, for the eyebrows alone
DeleteMy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard......
DeleteDammit, Hammer!! I had just gotten that song out of my head from last night. Arggggggggghhhhhhh
DeleteHow exciting Becky! Yay!
ReplyDeletehahah Hammer said she is in hiding just because so many readers live near her. She's smart.
ReplyDeleteThere should be a drink called the "Long Island Princess."
ReplyDeleteGreat idea, Henriette. It could be extra heavy on the vodka and tequila, and also comes with someone to hold the drink for you, dab your lips if you dribble, and bail you out when you get popped with a DUI.
DeleteThere is Long Island Iced Tea.....
ReplyDeleteThanks guys! I'm hitting the hay now...big day tomoz :)
ReplyDeleteuh Id consider Mama Elsa she knows how to drink.
ReplyDeleteAnd she'd get all the blinds right.
DeleteGetting the blinds right is overrated. Says someone who never, ever gets them
Deletehahahah typical Broward County/Dade County old woman masquerading as prunes on the side. As long as she drinks because I will need to be obliterated....only the best wines should be served to my liver and kidneys.
ReplyDeleteI hate that I'm on the west coast sometimes. I come at the end of witty banter and always miss Becky. Mornin all.
ReplyDeleteAnd RealTimeSherry, yay!!
DeleteCrud - hope I don't miss you - have a brilliant trip, -BeckyMae!
ReplyDeleteAww Thanks real time TTM! Love seeing you at the right hours but that was a narrow windows. Please go and frolick with the making of the witticisms, for me to read in quite some hours. Don't worry, you've plenty of time to think some jokes up for me!
ReplyDeleteLove you all :)
Goodnight Alita, I'll see you in the lurker zone:-)
DeleteYeah I can't wait to comment in a better time zone!
ReplyDelete@sherry-Greece, France, England and Netherlands :) tagging along on Mr Mae's business trip...I am the unofficial CEO(Chief entertainment Officer)
Have a safe trip Becks, pack light and ship home the presents!:-D :-D :-D :-D
ReplyDelete....yet
ReplyDeleteI'd sue someone too if they said I let that muster Jay-Z bounce around on top of me.
ReplyDeleteDude looks like he was set on fire and put out with a shovel.
*that munter Jay-Z*
DeleteHave fun on yer hols Becky.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're in Holland go and see Den Haague. Amsterdam is nice, but there is more to that place. It's beautiful there.
"I feel like people who work in clubs are poor.."
ReplyDeleteAshley - LI Princesses....
@IJU and @Becks, you two have made my morning.
ReplyDelete"Long Island Princess sounds like a sickly sweet cocktail that'll make your barf taste like fairy floss" is perfect.
"Set on fire and put out with a shovel" made me choke on my coffee.
That show was worse then Gallery Girls.
ReplyDeleteGallery Girls was bad, but I'm kinda liking the Ladies of London. The bitchiness level is high yet dignified.
DeleteCasey who? Never heard of her. If she's one of those type of reality shows, then she's trash. Also if she's working as a waitress, her show must have bombed.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the update Becky. You're getting that one last sleep and dreaming of travel. Safe and fun is what I wish for you b
ReplyDeleteThanks Sherry! Just got up after a crappy nights sleep and the gods travel agent mucked up our seats but.. Oh well... I'm off to Athens!!
ReplyDelete@Seven and you know it comes with one of those straws that are bent into curly shapes with its own feather boa!
Safe travels, BeckyMae! Toasting a Happy Hour ShockTop to you.
DeleteThank Wigs! Just had a two course lunch with wine and cheese in the Etihad Lounge but now it's cattle class for me for 15 hours!! woot!
ReplyDeleteCrap! Mr Mae got upgraded to business and in stuck in cattle!!! Aaargh !! See you on the flipside CDaNers !
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