Blind Items Revealed
May 9, 2014
#3- Jean Claude Van Damme used to have sex with this really bad actress/reality star who has been in the tabloids constantly the past month.
Tori Spelling
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why just why?
ReplyDeleteUgly on ugly I hope there is no tape
ReplyDeleteDid they Both have paper bags over their heads to get through it?
DeleteDouble bagged in case one slipped off
DeleteLol! Tape. Hell Nah !
DeleteMy EYES oh dear Gawd
ReplyDeleteI think hes been hit in the head one too many times
ReplyDeleteI watched 22 seconds of Kat's Tori breakdown link and asked myself, "What time is mimosa time?" I answered myself, "Right the frick now."
ReplyDelete@7 truth, I couldn't watch the whole thing either. I laughed but it also felt uncomfortable, I can't explain it.
Delete@Kat, truly! It was painful, her "breaking down" with the "I'm left with four kids" and then the camera pans to Peepaw Dean. So freaking awkward!
DeleteThanks again Seven! It was painful but I was being held hostage and forced to watch more than one episode.
DeleteHairball!
ReplyDeleteooooohhh its Mimosa time!!!!
ReplyDeleteHuh. Well, I can see why SHE would, Jean Claude Van YummyBuns was quite the dude back in the day, but um, really, JCVYB?
ReplyDeleteCareful TTM. I bet his buns are a Hard Target.
DeleteWhoa, whoa, whoa TNC... nobody needs a Time Cop
DeleteWell I don't like to assume Maximum Risk, but with Tori, there truly is No Retreat, No Surrender
DeleteThanks for the assist Charlie! Makes for a nice Double Impact.
DeleteI agree TTM... As far as I'm concerned Tori is Expendable Too...
DeleteI feel bad for her, though. It seems that all the tabloids are just sharks in the water, all such gross Bloodsport
DeleteYour comments are doubly expendable.
DeleteIt's because she has a Lionheart, TNC
DeleteAlso because she has Nowhere to Run, Seven. Seems as though she's become Derailed sonehow
DeleteTori Spelling does kind of strike me as a Street Fighter, though.
DeleteI'd say something else, but I fear Seven would sentence me to Sudden Death...
Delete@TNC, nah, I don't play Assassination Games.
DeleteI just wish she would Knock Off all this reality tv bull and get back to healing her family and focusing on Full Love first
DeleteYou're more of a Kickboxer, Seven?
DeleteI actually am a kickboxer! But I tend to keep my friends close, and my Enemies Closer.
DeleteTTM... I think your sentiments are Universal. Soldier on Tori!
Delete@7-we can Double Team them and I'll be your Second in Command.
Delete(I'm a Kickboxer 2, btw...)
DeleteHammer_Girl, great idea! We can even take The Exam and The Quest together!
DeleteWe shall battle TNC Until Death
DeleteCan I be the Second in Command??
DeleteWelcome to the Jungle, TNC!
DeleteAnd we'll see him In Hell!
DeleteI've got 6 Bullets, but only need 1(once this double vision clears up)
DeleteHang on! All you people wishing for my Death Warrant's some introspection...
DeleteI don't know if I ever told you guys, but I used to be a Legionnaire back in The Hard Corps, I can totally do this! We had SUCH good time back then during basic training, I will remember Monaco Forever. Ah sweet Dragon Eyes with the dreads, that taught me everything I needed to know about everything, Bordering on Shepherding me through it all...
DeleteTTM-it sounds like you will be able to handle an Alien Uprising
DeleteI don't think you have those things In Order, but I won't be Breakin' Black Eagles about it.
DeleteThat's impressive TTM, but did they teach you the difference between a Cyborg and a Replicant?
Delete@TNC, that difference was burned up in the Inferno. When The Day of Reckoning comes, we shall all find our Pound of Flesh.
DeleteYou guys are right. As much as they taught me (yes, TNC, that was included), I just could never seem to learn Kung Fu. And then. Then. Then I lost my Panda 2. One day,there he was, eating bamboo and then there was an Inferno, the likes of which nobody had ever seen! The townspeople thought it was a U.F. O., it came so fast and from so far! And little Narco, he never stood a chance.
Delete(That uses up the list I was working from... I'm out...)
DeleteHammer_Girl & 7, the Last Action Heroe(s)!
DeleteYou know what they say, Seven! Keep your friends close and your Enemies Closer! But really, y'all are awesome
DeleteI can't WAIT for a Wesley Snipes or Steven Segal blind!
DeleteCan we put this Episode behind us and be Friends?
DeleteTNC- Go down to Barbarous Street and see if there is a guy named JCVD.
DeleteI'm raising my white flag!!
DeleteNow I'm in the mood to watch some good ol ass kicking action movies.
DeleteThe hardest part about War is the Rememberance of things left unsaid and wrongs un-Justified. Let's just make sure our compassion isn't Missing in Action. For Narco, that poor bamboo-eating bastage
DeleteIn related news, JeanClaude Van Damme's IMDB views skyrocketed! Also Wikipedia
DeleteThat's the best CDaN thread I've ever read in my entire life.
DeleteDoffing hat to the lot of you!
That's a visual I did not need!
ReplyDeleteHuh. This is just, well it's just. An odd hook up indeed. I'm gonna skip the mimosa'a and indulge in my new fave razberitas. We don't have them here in the state of prohibition, so I had a friend bootleg me some and they are just staring at me inviting me to have one.
ReplyDeleteLove the Limearitas. Yum. Can't have cuz I started Atkins today.
DeleteI love the limearitas too. The strawberry ones are only good over ice though. Have you tried the mango ones? And yeah I am supposed to be doing Atkins next week. So I better drink these 12 packs!
DeleteYuck.
ReplyDeleteGah, there goes my lunch. Thx Enty
ReplyDeleteDid someone say mimosa?
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteUgh Tori---srsly? Who next Vin Bubble Head Diesel?
Ewwwwwwww, I really don't need to have an image of their O faces in my brain.
ReplyDeleteEach of them believing the other one is lucky to be getting sweaty with them.
"Sweep the leg, Jean Claude"
ReplyDeleteBlechhhhh!!!!
ReplyDeleteA prayer to any god that will listen: Please invent a time machine so I can go back to the place where I hadn't read this yet.
ReplyDelete@Krystie I don't like any of the other "ritas", just the lime one. They're too sweet to me. And do drink up before you go low carb! Have a 6 pack for me!
ReplyDeleteThis is right there up with the Depp/Manson BFF of odd couple reveals.
ReplyDeleteHe can do the splits like no other! Bet he showed her some fancy moves that the Deaner only wishes he could do
ReplyDeleteOdd, and blecch is right Meanie. Was this pre-wonky boob or after? Not to be mean and I'm no beauty but she's just not attractive at all. Okay, I'll say it. She's fugly.
ReplyDeleteI hope she used lots of protection.
ReplyDeleteHe's known to have something from which one does not recover.
What the whatty what now? Pass the bleach for the eyes, and the vodka for everything else.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly I was a JCvD fan back in the days of Bloodsport and Kickboxer but the thought of these two pounding the bedsheets is a bit nauseating.
Freaky deaky.
I think early Van Dam was good, I recall that he was hot. With a French accent. But he and Tori is just double Van Damage - she was always unfortunate looking.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I'm reading this horrible visual in the evening avec wine cause if I did this morning, my day wld have been a visual of them bumping lines and trying to grind.
ReplyDeleteTho, that ad VD did for the truck commercial made me re think the possibility of his sexiness. That was him riggght?
What aisle is the brain bleach in again?
ReplyDeleteActually he's from Belgium, so he doesn't have a French accent.
ReplyDeleteSo hopefully that doesn't mean Tori is sick as well.
I'm sure he speaks French with a Belgian accent, but French is his mother tongue, not Dutch, so it's still a French accented English that he speaks. Maybe 'Belgian French accented English' would have been more accurate. I'll try to be overly specific in future, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI can never escape from the fact that Tori looks exactly like John Hurt in the Elephant Man.
ReplyDeleteThere's some things money can't buy.
This doesn't bother me at all. This is an activity that that at least temporarily kept him from acting and a woman I have no interest in.
ReplyDelete