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March 18, 2014

This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.

Rumer Willis


37 comments:

  1. I really wouldn't mind hitting that or Scout as long as bags are wrapped tightly around their heads and their chins cant be seen.

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  2. And in the "Men will screw anything that moves" category we have this BI, LOL

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  3. I kind of feel bad for them. Dad is an a*hole, mom is a gorgeous druggie, and she did not hit the looks lottery.

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    1. That's not even an awful photo of her. Demi looks worse, IMO.

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  4. I guess someone had a potato head fetish?

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  5. Her parents must be sooo proud.

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  6. She has a great body, though, and apparently terrific vocal chords, so there's that

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  7. Poor girl gotta catch dudes while the beer goggles are peaking and the lights are low.

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  8. Haha, I remember this blinds original post...

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  9. @TTM I thought she told you she would be back this week? :(

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    1. She said last weekend, but stuff happens, right?

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  10. We have ourselves a screamer. Obviously tatter tots need to overcompensate somehow. I bet he liked the way her massive chin nestled his balls.

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  11. Screamers are creamers.

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  12. True. Maybe soon.....

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  13. That's the only applause she's likely to ever get.

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    1. Jason Blue Eyes, I was going to say those exact words! David Niven and Oscar streaker, right?

      If you get the reference, we can be friends forever, you and I...

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  15. Rumor has it she's loud.

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  16. Classy classy classy. Bet she took a bow too

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  17. Ms Potato Head needs to get some too, don't ya know?

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  18. It seems to be a pattern that the less self confident a woman is the louder she is sexually.

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  19. I'm still trying to get the image of her chin nestled in the man's balls out of my head.

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  20. Low self esteem.

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  21. Low self esteem.

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  22. Jason Blue Eyes, I just about spit out my water when I read your comment earlier! I can't log in from my phone for some reason. It says I am logged in, and then my comments don't post.

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  23. How else would Rumer Willis ever get an applause? Definitely not by her 'acting'. Poor thing.

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  24. She must have been masturbating, because I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hit that.

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  25. I put her in the Kelly Osbourne zero talent, daughter of a celebrity, who has no talent to become a celebrity themselves. You can put her two sisters in there as well. The most vapid and useless Hollywood offers, but there are no takers for.

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  26. @Jason Blue Eyes, right, that's it. You're my Friend Forever, whether you like it or not.

    What I particularly love is the way Niven is thoroughly unfazed by the first sighting, let alone composed enough to be so very Niven in his following comments.

    Pure bloody class.

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