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March 18, 2014
This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.
Rumer Willis
Sugarrrrrbread FTW!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah
DeleteI really wouldn't mind hitting that or Scout as long as bags are wrapped tightly around their heads and their chins cant be seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd in the "Men will screw anything that moves" category we have this BI, LOL
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel bad for them. Dad is an a*hole, mom is a gorgeous druggie, and she did not hit the looks lottery.
ReplyDeleteThat's not even an awful photo of her. Demi looks worse, IMO.
DeleteI guess someone had a potato head fetish?
ReplyDeleteHer parents must be sooo proud.
ReplyDeleteShe has a great body, though, and apparently terrific vocal chords, so there's that
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeletePoor girl gotta catch dudes while the beer goggles are peaking and the lights are low.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I remember this blinds original post...
ReplyDeleteI miss Leeky. Sigh
Delete@TTM I thought she told you she would be back this week? :(
ReplyDeleteShe said last weekend, but stuff happens, right?
DeleteWe have ourselves a screamer. Obviously tatter tots need to overcompensate somehow. I bet he liked the way her massive chin nestled his balls.
ReplyDeleteScreamers are creamers.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Maybe soon.....
ReplyDeleteThat's the only applause she's likely to ever get.
ReplyDelete+1.
DeleteJason Blue Eyes, I was going to say those exact words! David Niven and Oscar streaker, right?
DeleteIf you get the reference, we can be friends forever, you and I...
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ReplyDeletePONIES
ReplyDeleteRumor has it she's loud.
ReplyDeleteClassy classy classy. Bet she took a bow too
ReplyDeleteLol Liddy! Encore! Encore!
DeleteMs Potato Head needs to get some too, don't ya know?
ReplyDeleteIt seems to be a pattern that the less self confident a woman is the louder she is sexually.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to get the image of her chin nestled in the man's balls out of my head.
ReplyDeleteLow self esteem.
ReplyDeleteLow self esteem.
ReplyDeleteJason Blue Eyes, I just about spit out my water when I read your comment earlier! I can't log in from my phone for some reason. It says I am logged in, and then my comments don't post.
ReplyDeleteHow else would Rumer Willis ever get an applause? Definitely not by her 'acting'. Poor thing.
ReplyDeleteShe must have been masturbating, because I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hit that.
ReplyDeleteI put her in the Kelly Osbourne zero talent, daughter of a celebrity, who has no talent to become a celebrity themselves. You can put her two sisters in there as well. The most vapid and useless Hollywood offers, but there are no takers for.
ReplyDeleteWho could ever forget?
ReplyDelete@Jason Blue Eyes, right, that's it. You're my Friend Forever, whether you like it or not.
ReplyDeleteWhat I particularly love is the way Niven is thoroughly unfazed by the first sighting, let alone composed enough to be so very Niven in his following comments.
Pure bloody class.