March 16, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress who has the talent of a D lister and A+ name recognition went off on a pap yesterday because he was supposed to wait until she fixed her hair and makeup. She said she wasn't going to call him anymore and use someone else.
Jessica Alba
I debate the A+ name recognition.
ReplyDeleteThat woman sets my teeth on edge.
Me too. How about B+? I always have to think too hard to recall which Jessica is which.
DeleteI'm sorry, but I just don't get her appeal. She's so... Beige and inoffensive.
ReplyDeleteI had the same thing coming out of the grocery store the other day. It's called common courtesy, people. Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteWoohoo, it took JAS to clear this one up! Surprised VIP was wrong, that actually makes me think the blind itself was wrong. Hmm
ReplyDeleteRENO RENO RENO!!! FTW
DeleteNo, I dunno Lady H, she floated a Jessica and didn't commit. How about a shared win with JAS? I don't remember him ever getting one before and it IS Father's Day! Who knows? There could be a tiny pencil sketch out there serving his dad brekkie as we speak
DeleteReno & JAS shared victory fa sho
DeleteIt's hard to get good help these days.
ReplyDeleteYou guys just don't remember. She was gorgeous around the time of Dark Angel and she had that sexy girl-next-door thing down pat for Honey. She.was.beautiful
ReplyDeleteOh I remember. Alba is gorgeous! Remember for a while on the Soup, every time her name came up, two frat guys would come out and go "Jessiiiica Albaaaa" and high five. (Sorry couldn't locate clip)
DeleteThen homegirl got ruined by A Rod and started saying whack things about being Latina n ish
I totally forgot that show existed!!! I was more of a Buffy/Angel guy...
DeleteI think it was one season, Mr. Cruz? I just remember it so clearly because it was where I was introduced to the term cocoa-puffs and one of my crushes called JA hairy as she emerged all soaking wet from the water and I knew there was no hope for humanity. Plus it was soooo hugely hyped because it was James Cameron's TV debut, I believe
DeleteChris - Me too! Buffy/Angel all the way!
Delete@TTM-ok allow me to reveal my dork side again. Dark Angel was around for 2 seasons. Anybody remember that other show around the same time Birds of Prey? It had the Huntress, Harley Quinn, ok I'm stopping now.
DeleteI don't remember that one, Hammer!
DeleteI remember that show. Pretty good.
DeleteShe's doing better with her Honest Company. She's in the new Sin City.
I'm almost certain this blind has been used more than once and maybe even this week too
ReplyDeleteShe is good looking but her acting talent - meh. Or she'd be getting more gigs. Casting agents who tend to be female aren't going to be overly impressed by her pap portfolio. I wonder how much the pap she fired made off her. Dear pap now that you are fired please feel free to spill all to us or at least Enty.
ReplyDeleteWell, hell, eho wants to knowingly take a bad picture?
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for my close up Mr DeMille.
ReplyDeletei like her
ReplyDeleteThat 'splains all the pictures of her here that have sort of dried up. Guess Enty was buds with the old pap.
ReplyDeleteYessica is now no thank you.
ReplyDelete@TalksTooMuch - You are right. She was so heavily promoted for "Dark Angel" that at the time, I wondered which powerful man in Hollywood she was banging. Even so, she was very exotic and beautiful and you didn't see too many actresses who looked like her pushed to the forefront back then.
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing to me, MadLyb, was that she was promoted so heavily as this serious, sexy actress, and when I saw she was one of the mean girls in Never Been Kissed I had to laugh. She was adorable, though
DeleteShe has a terrible reputation as a mega-bitch. There are bigger fish than Alba. The pap should try going on Reese 'suburban mom!' Witherspoon or Jen 'suburban mom!' Garner duty.
ReplyDeleteJessica is one of if not the most over rated celebrities. She just doesn't look that good.
ReplyDeleteThat seems more pretentious than her overpriced baby products.
ReplyDeleteI don't get her. Somehow she simultaneously can be slightly above retarded and the second coming of Jack Welch. Yeah Count, let me beat you to the punch. "I'll give this Latina Milf a second cumming. And a third if she begs convincingly."
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ReplyDeleteGee, has her looks declined that much since the days of Dark Angel? From the way people are talking about her here, it sounds like it. I admit I never do see pictures of her anymore or anything she's in.
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