Apparently this recent Academy Award winner has been using a pick up line on women that includes what he would like to do to them with his award. It has worked more than once.
"Yeah, baby, I'd totally hand you my award, and... let you pose with it like you won it. It feels so good to win such a thing, and I want everyone to feel that wonderful!"
And here I was so impressed by his classy acceptance speeches & behavior during Awards season!! How could you, Jared??!!!!
Also, I think he better watch his step because I think the Academy has strict rules about how the statues are to be treated. I'm pretty sure that Threesomes are frowned upon.
riven.. it was last night on the mimi nail polish reveal.. i just found it and commented on the bi so it should pop up.. i just didn't understand why you were ranting @me??
Just because he uses it as a pickup line doesn't mean he actually goes through with it, you know...and what's with the whole "hurts like Satan" story? Do we need to start telling jokes about him the way we already do Liam Neeson? ;-)
And Enty finally ruined Catalano for me with that
ReplyDeleteEWW! WHAT THE EVERLUVIN FECK??
ReplyDeleteJARED MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS ON MY PROFILE.
ReplyDeleteRIVEN, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HANDLE THOSE? AND HOW EASILY STAPH IS TRANSMITTED?? EEEWWW!!
Deleteps: why are we shouting?
Hahaha but seriously, mine is as well Jared.
DeleteI'd hit that like the fist of an angry god and if this is the freakiest idea he's got I'm not worried.
DeleteHe's Jordan Catalano FFS.
@Riven LMAO. Give him mines when your done.
Delete@TTM HAVE YOU EVER USED CONDOMS BEFORE. OR HEARD OF DISINFECTANT.
DeleteWe yell because we care lol.
That's why they made bleach and sanitizer. Put my name in the hat too. Choo Choo!!!
DeleteCALL ME JARED!!
DeleteIn line...
DeleteRiven what was your rant about last night? ??
DeleteHaha haha you folks are too much
DeleteI've had worse implements used. Throw in Jared Leto and I'd be well up for that.
DeleteDon't worry y'all, I got your back. I'll make sure he gets the list once I pass him to @Ray Nicolet.
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DeleteAnd good job sandy. Almost a tie with VIP
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's just posing in evening wear with it. Tasteful B&W pics.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, baby, I'd totally hand you my award, and... let you pose with it like you won it. It feels so good to win such a thing, and I want everyone to feel that wonderful!"
ReplyDeleteI never get these right, LOL!
He is so gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure which would be worse, a cold oscar or produce in the vag.
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DeleteCold Oscar is worse.
So I heard.
Is it true that his band name is a reference to his issues with premature ejaculation?
ReplyDeleteThx TTM but I'm sure Oscars head doesn't wanna be shoved up some chickies inside parts
ReplyDeleteThat would be hot if he wasn't doing a different chick every night! Who shares dildos???
ReplyDeletePlaces into question why he needs a gold malformed dildo
ReplyDeleteHottest leaner ever. 16 year old me still lusts after his Jordan character on MSCL. Sigh. So so hot.
ReplyDeletenot surprising considering the story about the girl who said he's so big that "it hurt like satan"
ReplyDeleteJordan meets Jesus
ReplyDeleteWe all knew those rumours about Lupita were true.
What does AnnE Hathaway think?
RAWR!!
I don't know what it says about me but I only find him attractive when he looks like Jesus.
DeleteX 1000!
DeleteAnd Jim Kaweasel wasn't bad either.
I heart Jesus..es! (....iiiiii dunno how to luuu uuuv Him............He scares me so...)
X a million for the "Jesus Christ Superstar" reference :)
DeleteI'm in. It's muggy here today.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he wanted to let the ladies pose with his Oscar for some glamour shots. Y'all are freaks.
ReplyDeleteYou do you, Pony-Bun!
It's Revival season, Ray. You're good.
ReplyDeleteAt least Leto isn't married. I'm not saying I'd want a ship that's been in every port but at least he doesn't pretend to be the Queen Mary.
ReplyDeleteSo.....Jared says, "Hey Hottie, how'd u like to ride my Oscar?"
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it's just his pet name.
And here I was so impressed by his classy acceptance speeches & behavior during Awards season!! How could you, Jared??!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think he better watch his step because I think the Academy has strict rules about how the statues are to be treated. I'm pretty sure that Threesomes are frowned upon.
He's still adorable...
ReplyDeleteI just got nothin on this
ReplyDeletewhat is wrong with these women????
Another guy I used to find so attractive that now grosses me out. He was so hot as Jordan Catialano.
ReplyDeleteThese women have something in common with Amy Adams. Screwed by the Oscars.
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ReplyDeleteriven.. it was last night on the mimi nail polish reveal.. i just found it and commented on the bi so it should pop up.. i just didn't understand why you were ranting @me??
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DeleteWhat the Sam Puckin hell?!?!? Ga-ros
ReplyDeleteJust because he uses it as a pickup line doesn't mean he actually goes through with it, you know...and what's with the whole "hurts like Satan" story? Do we need to start telling jokes about him the way we already do Liam Neeson? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI totally would. Without any hesitation!!
ReplyDeleteCreepy eyes!
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