April 29, 2014
This A list diva and B- list everything else she does, which, mind you, is a very long list embarrassed her boyfriend at dinner this weekend. He ordered something and she told him he couldn't have it and ordered him something else. The fact that she did it loudly enough for people several tables away to hear her, left her boyfriend with a sunburned red face.
Jennifer Lopez
So he ordered tiler mignon and she decided he needed to eat a hamburger instead?
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ReplyDeleteThis is recycled too, genders flopped though.
ReplyDeleteI almost asked if Tiler Mignon was one of Casper's flirtations.
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteEmasculated. Hence the recent activity.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteShe probably ordered him a salad.
ReplyDeleteHe has a marketable skill, had been employed by others before JLo. If he really can't tolerate her treatment of him, unless he's pregnant and alone in the world, there's never been a reason for him to continue to take crap.
ReplyDeleteCasper: I'll take a number 1.
ReplyDeleteJLO: No, you're getting a Happy Meal but I'm keeping the toy and giving it to Emme and Maximilian.
Then again, I take shit for a living, so should probably recuse myself.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you date someone who is old enough to be your mother.
ReplyDeleteCasper the friendly ghost rider order the pig in a blanket and Jenny from the block don't like no hog - unless it's all beef.
ReplyDeleteI cant picture her being dickmatized and I certainly doubt hes pussy whipped.
ReplyDeleteI doubt they have even seen each other nude.
DeleteOr either she straps on.
Yes another recycled. Now the genders are different.
ReplyDeleteWe talked about this last time. Didn't we all agree it was probably onions or something that made him gassy or his bref stank?
Let me guess - he ordered penis?
ReplyDeleteHe needs to keep his girlish figure now that he's a kept boytoy & no longer a backup dancer.
ReplyDeleteTube steak smothered in underpants...
ReplyDeleteBreaded weinner on a stick was fine with jenny but when Caspie ordered honey glazed cow balls on the side, well she got jealous.
ReplyDeleteFreya--lol!
ReplyDeleteI mean...isn't she paying him to be her boyfriend? Shes a b*tch but he can walk out the door at any time
ReplyDeleteIn the scheme of things I believe he has embarrassed her much more than she him.
ReplyDeleteIn the scheme of things I believe he has embarrassed her much more than she him.
ReplyDeleteHe must have ordered the bratwurst.
ReplyDeleteSometimes the kids act up in resturants, you know that Enty.
ReplyDeleteToo funny Kno Won :)
ReplyDelete*wipes spit out water off ipad*
@Auntliddy
ReplyDeleteOMG BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love you so for that!
She's a sadist. He should take a settlement and live his life.
ReplyDeleteNo, just a whore. If whores--and no judgment against "escorts"--are honest about what they're accepting, they know the deal. Even Count would agree on this.
DeleteI bet he wanted to order the chicken fingers off of the kids menu.
ReplyDeleteWell how many times does he have to say he doesn't like tuna?? Even if it's gold dust covered from the Bronx. He wants his meat and veggies dammit
ReplyDeleteI would so snap if I was him! I HATE it when someone does that shit in public. I ONCE went out with a guy who pulled something like that on me, and I left the restaurant and never looked back.
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