June 9, 2014
This other sister is well on her way to a sex tape too. Well, if you count cell phone videos that her boyfriend has taken. The problem is he loves sharing them with people so she better act fast if she wants to make money.
Khloe Kardashian/French Montana
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ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteyep that was an easy easy
ReplyDeleteI don't see the attraction.
ReplyDeleteEwwww. Especially with HIM in it.
ReplyDeleteSooooo, who's holding the phone, or is it one of those extreme closeup deals? Oop, I think I just made my own self throw up
ReplyDeleteWe started a vomit chain.
DeleteThose NEVER end well, GM
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ReplyDeleteIs that his real name? A proper adjective as a name? Stupid parents if so. And stupid him if he chose it (although there is no doubt about his stupidity I suppose).
ReplyDeleteRight? ? I mean, why not be named after a flower or a colour??
DeleteHA!!!
Delete'Hello I'm French'
Delete'Oh that's nice, what part of France do you come from?'
Every. Single. Time.
I bet he slides it all together like " heywhaddupimPortugeseIdahoyo" Violet
DeleteAnd I thought French Montana was a gentleman:(
ReplyDeleteRun Khloe Run. There's are much hotter, wealthier dudes with blow.
ReplyDeleteWho was holding the camera? Kris Jenner most likely
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Kourtney has sex tapes too? I'm waiting for Kendalls and Kylies when they are legal to do this.
ReplyDeleteShe had a sex tape with her own sister before she was even legal, so I'm thinking yeah
DeleteUm, whut, SecretTorture?
DeleteKourtney had a threesome with Kim and another dude. The pics/video were from when Kourt was 17. They were supposedly stolen from Kim's first husband's home. They did an episode of their show and mentioned it. They called the FBI to stop them being released (I don't believe it.) I remember Scott asking Kourtney "Are you mad because they're from before you got your boobs done?" or something along those lines. Just google "kourtney kardashian underage sex tape"
DeleteEric Ford was trying to sell them and made it clear the photos weren't just nude photos but were sexually explicit.
DeleteNo I'm not googling that! That is NOT the kind of attention my PC needs
DeleteBut thank you for the explanation
If Kourt was 17, that means Kim was what, 15?
Delete@secret torture
DeleteI am horrified to admit I saw that episode, and really got the feeling they were solo pics of Kourtney, perhaps engaging in shmasturbation. Was the sister sex tape mentioned elsewhere, like HSK? I'm so curious about this
(I'm in a public place with strangers on either side of me. I'm quite puritanical that way, hence the non-googling on my part)
And I just know Rob did some with Rita Whora he should cash in!
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck would want to see Khloe naked and fucking someone?
ReplyDelete*shudders*
Squatchers?
DeleteNo.you.didn't. I can't stop laughinggggggggg
DeleteI know, I'm going to hayull, sillygurl
DeleteKris probably would Paris she hears cash register sounds instead of moans
ReplyDeleteExactly! Kim is 2 years younger than Kourtney?
ReplyDeleteYeesh.
Who would pay for that?
ReplyDeleteCell phones do 1080 HD video, that definitely counts as a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell wants to see Khloe naked and fuckin? It be like a chubby One Night In Chyna, w/ probably a smaller clit. Unless she cries during the anal, I'll pass.
NAILED IT!!!!
ReplyDeleteAloha from Hawaiisenberg, y'all!!!! <3
There is *NOTHING* hot about Wookie Pr0n
ReplyDeleteEwww for this supposed sex tape and infinity ewww for having a 3 way with your sister! WTF?
ReplyDeleteKhloe is the youngest of the three K-ho's.
ReplyDeleteWhy are my comments being deleted?
ReplyDeleteAloha LadyH
ReplyDeleteHiiiiii sandyboo! I barely survived my paddle boarding excursion this morning in North Shore! Now I'm going to find a bottle of rum and pass out on a beach somewhere
DeleteShe gets out of a relationship and then dates this low hanging fruit.
ReplyDeleteUgh, he has worms. She's an idiot
Wait Kim and Kourtney did a threesome together?
ReplyDeleteWhen Kim was 15 and kourtney was 17
ReplyDeleteStay Klassy ladies
i googled and found nothing but an article
ReplyDeleteSunny!!! Where ya been lady?
ReplyDeleteHi Sherry!!! I'm typically lurking in the shadows but pop in now and then. It usually takes me 50 tries to type one sentence accurately. Damn phone and exercise bike :)
DeleteAnd I think Khloe is the prettiest in the family besides Kendall. Take THAT, Kim!
A threesome WITH YOUR SISTER?!?!?!? Gross, just the grossest grody gross thing ever!!!!!! And not surprising coming from the Kartrashians.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worse is I'd it's with Brody Jenner. You know, keeping it all in the family and all.
DeleteI just made myself vom. I'll take a seat on that train now.
I am SO glad I am not the only one that frequents HSK! Good reading sometimes, the same with Lipstick Alley.
ReplyDeleteA Khole sex tape???
ReplyDeleteWell, that above blind item about shooting up wrong and getting covered in blood doesn't sound so terrible anymore!
Zounds like fun if I wasn't already at a beach I'd be extremely jelly LadyH
ReplyDeleteUgh, and ewwww
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