May 20, 2014
This C+list mostly television actress is so jealous when it comes to her A+ list mostly movie actor husband that she calls or texts him almost every ten minutes while he is out of town away from her. She will do this even while he is sleeping to make sure he is sleeping alone.
Jenna Dewan
That, my friend, is what "silent" is for
ReplyDeleteThat, my friend, is what therapy is for.:-)
DeleteThat, my friend, is what conscious uncoupling is for :)
DeleteMarriage is tough, y'all
DeleteIt's called get a backbone and get a divorce. Seriously woman. Quit being a doormat. If he's trash, toss him.
ReplyDeleteBut he's hardly going to tell her he's got a side piece next to him.
ReplyDeleteHe'll just tell side piece to shush.
DeleteAnd if it's a text, not even that, sugarbread!
DeleteThis just sounds like really lazy stalking to me. Get some gumption woman - if you're going to stalk at least put some real effort into it!
Alita come over to book club. We are drinking and yakking
DeleteHe's starting to look like he's been sleeping with Jonah Hill.
ReplyDeleteFFS.
ReplyDeleteThis sister in law who I haven't spoken to in 12 years (raging bitch like JHo - a Leo too, btw) does the same shit. You can't trust 'em, why did you even freaking marry 'em?
Anyone see his GQ cover? Creepy looking. As handsome as he is, that photo is horrible.
ReplyDeleteSteven, you mean this one where he looks like Alfred E Nueman without the freckles?
DeleteNeuman, Spelchzech!
DeleteThy description is highly perceptive Steampunk. I'm impressed.
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DeleteHow the hell is Channing Tatum A+? He's never carried a movie by himself, nor could he. I'd call him a solid B+, and maybe an A- in a stretch.
ReplyDeleteI really need to get over Enty's rating system, don't I?
I like him---he seems cool and self-aware
ReplyDeleteI agree, Derek. And he's like the super cool guy jock in high school that bagged out after high school.and is selling cars but we ALL STILL WOULD from school
DeleteI'm sure she is just trying to display her unabiding love for him. It's not smothering if you love the person.
ReplyDeleteYou frighten me now Charlie.
DeleteYou get them how you lose them. Potatoes cheated on his girlfriend 4 years with Jenna. She's not going to leaving him anytime soon. She loves fame and he's her ticket . Just like Thor's wife but less driven.
ReplyDeleteDidn't we discuss this last week
DeleteDidn't Enty yet revealed about Jenna and Potato last year ?
ReplyDeleteLike she loves the casting couch and he can sleep with men when he doesn't find some women
I call BS on this. How can you be sure someone is alone by texting them?
ReplyDelete@Steampunk, is that a parody pic or the real cover pic? He sure does look like Alfred E Neuman. I'm thinking it's a joke, please tell me I'm right.
@Sets Fan, its a real cover...
DeleteSnark all you want, but when he becomes the first Potato-American nominated for an Oscar, I'll have the last laugh.
ReplyDelete@kristin oh this made me laugh so hard! Thanks. I really needed the laugh :)
DeleteSame here!
DeleteHoly wow, @Steamy, perfect description of that cover!
ReplyDelete@Topper, YUP. I'm still annoyed that Thor, who can only carry a Thor movie, was listed as A and multiple award winner Kate Winslet was B. What the what?! I think E likes the dudes.
@TTM Amen. He can take me for a test drive.
ReplyDeleteHe has publically came out as bisexual.
ReplyDeleteHe did WHAT, Derek??? I uh I need minute
DeleteGet outta that bunk TTM! We need you in comments!
Delete; D
It's okay Steamy. It didn't take long
Delete@TopperMadison
ReplyDeleteMagic Mike? His dance movie? 21 Jump Street? The movie journalists adore him .Look how they're so happy about him to be nod possibly for FoxCatcher.
I know I was shocked too for some reason. Years ago---google it if you have the time....
ReplyDeletechanning tatum is A+???? how is that possible?
ReplyDeletei think he's creepy and he's not a good actor either. he looks like a big dumb meathead. oh, and i read his interview in VF, which confirms it, IMO.
Nancer, there are times...when a meathaed cutie is just what the Dr ordered, the Gyno, that is. :-)
DeleteSupposedly he,,s bi but leans towards women.
ReplyDelete22 jump street has 97 % on rotten tomatoes.
Real Dragon, I wrote both reviews.
Delete@ Derek it said he came out on a interview on e and yet that video nowhere to be found I'm starting to believe its a rumor or myth
ReplyDeleteWhat reviews, Kristin?
ReplyDeleteI read it in an old interview---I would try to find the link but don't know how....
ReplyDeleteFrom stripper to superstar, Channing Tatum covers this month's OUT ..... about it. channing admitted to being bi but once he became famous the ...
ReplyDeleteCan't see his attraction myself, but my sixteen year old daughter and her mates watched a movie yesterday, just because he was in it. So that would be his audience.
ReplyDeleteSomeone went a little crazy with Photoshop in that GQ cover.
ReplyDeleteI hate needy, clingy people so that would have the opposite effect for me.
Is there I link? I can't see it on my Cheap ass phone
ReplyDeleteSeven Kristin VIP ---someone help a brother out with a link please?
ReplyDeleteLink to what?
ReplyDeletehttp://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69099770.html
ReplyDeleteGQ article
ReplyDeleteThe Full Tatum
@kristen you saw 22 jump street?
DeleteNo, Dragon. Sorry, I was kidding about writing the positive reviews :) Don't mind me.
Delete@kristin. Damn I was gonna ask you ma question now i have to wait til next week.
DeleteDragon, what's the question?? What's next week?? Is there a casting call for Magic Mike XXL?
Delete@Kristin I wish. I'll be the the 1st person in that casting call.?
Deleteand I was going to ask you if 22 jump street question now i'll have to wait next week to see it =/
an article that states him being bi---thanks anyways K
ReplyDeleteThanks FrenchGirl
Sorry, D. Put in a work order next time :)
DeleteIt's from ONTD, and he didn't say he was bi. He made a joke about Elton John and a hand up his bum but more knightly.
ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum Comes Out.
@Frenchgirl All of those movies are ensemble films. he's never had a hit film with his name as the only one over the title. I stick with my solid B+ rating.
ReplyDelete@topper Magic Mike was His film. He produce, Finance it, he co-wrote with his production company. He produce must of the movies he stars in now. He won Peabody award for that rewanda movie he did. I guess he A-list but not A+
DeleteDoes she have a special phone that she can see into his hotel room? The guy could have a dozen strippers and Jonah Hill in his bed and she isn't going to know unless he tells her or sends out a TMI selfie.
ReplyDelete~someone's got a nannycam... ~
ReplyDeleteThis is why you gotta lay down the law early. Spam me w/ texts and calls, don't expect me to pick up or call back. Don't like it? Then have yer crap out of the house by the time I get back.
ReplyDeleteCount, we're in total agreement here.
DeleteMine is the 1 phone call per week, plan.
Any addition? because plans were changed...
@Steam 1 phone call per week. da hell. you are gonna be on the phone for more than a hr cause you know damn well she going to tell you everything she did in one week in that one day which will suck for you. you dont have time for all that.
DeleteDragon, as the girl in the equation it ain't gonna happen ( unless I'm caffeinated... and then ...run!!!)
DeleteSo. Incredibly. Annoying. Run!!!!!
ReplyDelete@TTM......except he didn't bag out after HS. He's a successful actor and producer. 22 Jump Street was hilarious. I like him.
ReplyDeleteI like him too, keetz4, but his face got a little, um, potato
Delete@keetz How do you rate it? and is it the same league as the 1st film. I love 21 jump street, Ja feel.
DeleteIf this is true, and how exactly anyone would know that unless they were sleeping with him (in which case she's onto something), maybe she's just lonely at home with a new baby.
ReplyDeleteAnd she probably has a really good phone plan.
Its Just U, I would think he bitches about it, I sure would!
ReplyDeleteThis BI happen when he was in Cannes. He was just in Kelly and michael.lmao He said he called her to tell her everything but she wouldnt let him off and he was just wanted to go to sleep.
ReplyDelete@2:51 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUn3Lob3LsA
i really need to learn how to make shit clickable
Here you go, Mr Dragon.
DeleteCharming Potato charms Kelly Ripa
Dragon Clicky for you
DeleteHe looks really slow and special, not in a good way. Don't get his appeal and his wife is a big "WHO??".
ReplyDelete@astra I don't get diss like this and if he was What would be so bad about. Slow and special people aren't good enough?
ReplyDeleteMr. Lioness and I hardly ever call each other. Important stuff only. This is why I married him. I don't want some whiny spineless guy calling me every 5 mins asking where I am and if I still love him. Fuck that!
ReplyDeleteI heart you so much Lioness. Same way for me and The Opster. I'm secure enough to know he loves me. We don't have to tell each other every second of the day.
ReplyDeleteAmen, Lioness, amen.
ReplyDeleteNot saying this is healthy in any way, but me and the Hubs barely spoke last week. He was a working maniac, plus he was out of town. Whatevs.
If you can't trust your spouse, you shouldn't be spousin'.
I dont blame her. Loads of gold digging hyenas in Hollywood and Channing is one fine looking prey.
ReplyDeleteShe expects a celebrity to be faithful? What a dummy. And he was recently a reveal about cheating with some random he signed an autograph for, so it doesn't take much.
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason why she's worried. From my personal experience, I find that I'm ONLY worried and jealous, when given a reason or the guy I'm with doesn't give me that sense of security.
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