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Blind Items Revealed

April 4, 2014

This former A list reality star from long running MTV show/turned C list mostly movie actress/turned anything for a buck celebrity hung out at a grocery store wandering the aisles buying nothing until the pap she called turned up and then walked out into the parking lot trying to act surprised.

Audrina Patridge

31 comments:

  1. good lord---all while staring at the ceiling.

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  2. @Derek while mumbling "Praise be to our lord Ceiling Cat."

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  3. That pap must be pretty low down on the totem pole to answer her "pap call".

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  4. The great thing about living in the UK is that I don't even know who she is

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  5. Can't stand this chick. Although I do think she is very pretty but so so dumb.

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  6. Anonymous9:12 AM

    She host a food show that comes on after SNL. I like it and her and it is shot beautifully (vibrant colors) but I had to stop watching it. I always get hungry. The last thing I wanna do at 1am is get off my ass and cook something. She misses the limelight but at least she is working.

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    1. 1st look. I love that show but can't stand her. Liked ali feditowsky better. They need to dump audrina her voice kills me and I love the show but I Dvr and watch Sunday morning

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  7. Why would a lap come running to her when she called? No one is buying pics of her. It costs him more in gas.

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    1. @sandy, she probably told him about all the OTHER celebrities that were shopping there... :D

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  8. Maybe Steamy but I doubt she can afford Whole Foods these days. Maybe Ralph's or Vons is her speed these days.

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  9. Sad, but I didn't even know she was appearing in movies.

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  10. I'm not surprised...but now I need to watch that food show Fancy. I'm with you, would DVR it and watch it during the day..that would be fun!! Love great cooking shows. Used to love the way Nigella Lawson's was shot, so pretty and maked me want to cook!

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  11. Completely unnecessary human.

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  12. Agreed..Waste o'space. And that head shot was perfect. You can't tell she has wonky upturned eyes in that shot.

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  13. I'm not such a fan of fake cans, but I would bone this bimbo hard.

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  14. Ahhh, thanks Count. That's nice for you to be generous and not prejudge her on her poor taste in plastic. You should be PhilanthropicCount. ;)

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  15. Thank you Countess. Her tits are atleast realistic fakes, not over inflated water balloons on her chest. NSFW

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    1. No that's before the hills. She upgraded to do cup wonky toriterry.

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  16. I realise there's no "R", but her very name makes me happy!

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  17. Maybe she pays the pap. Don't a lot of the D-list celebs do that?

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  18. If I had the hots for Susan Dey before I even knew what masturbating was, is it wrong if I were to wack off to the Partridge Family now?

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  19. I'm informed by some acquaintances, Count, that it's never wrong to whack off to the Partridge Family and/or Susan Dey. Even in her LA Law years.

    I have a brilliant memory of Harry Hamlin (as Michael Kuzak) first meeting Susan Dey (as Grace van Owen), trying to chat her up, getting distracted, asking her "do you just...coax...your eyebrows up like that?"

    Alas, I can't find or gif it, but trust me, that moment was sex on wheels.

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  20. Thanks Sprink.

    It is tough getting over the 70's pedo vibe. Like this cover of TEEN magazine, w/ her wearing a collar. TEEN magazine You can't tell me that mag is being marketed to high school girls. They are trying to get 50cents out of a dude w/ some room left in his crawlspace.

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  21. Hmmm. Whereas I think they were just trying to flog chokers. They were all the rage in the 70s. Probably due to make a come back, if that makes you happier.

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  22. Chokers are sexy. I was always a fan of a choker w/ cameo on it. The buckle in front / empty gaze combo makes me think captured hitchhiker.

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    1. Chokers make me pine for the 90's.....

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  23. Audrina seems to ooze sex.

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