Blind Items Revealed
April 16, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who has probably slipped over time to B+ and primarily does television now is aging. He was at the Hustler store with his much younger girlfriend this week and was showing off the bra he was wearing under his shirt that he said his girlfriend made him wear. He has always had a little kink in him.
Jeff Goldblum
He was never A+
ReplyDeletestop lying, derek.
DeleteThe Fly. Jurassic Park. Independence Day. Earth Girls Are Easy.
DeleteOh he was A muthafluckin Plus Derek!
DeleteLife finds a way!!!
Just because we could do it doesn't mean we should!!!!
STILL WOULD!
DeleteTransylvania 65000 earns the plus.
DeleteLet's not forget The Big Chill! Love that. It happens to also be Kevin Costner's best performance. He was a corpse.
DeleteBut. ..I thought he liked to be the boss? And that's why he and Geena broke up? Conflicting blinds! We need FrenchGirl on this, STAT!
ReplyDeleteAlso, everyone needs support sometimes. Moobies or boobies y'all
DeleteI'd still hit it.
ReplyDelete@Kristen lol A+ reaction. I can't help it, this man will always be Isn Malcolm in my heart and damnit I always wanted to be the next ex Mrs Malcolm.
DeleteYes he was Derek back in the 80s. However this reveal just sent me over the deep end and I shall now need to stink after the last 3 or so. :(
ReplyDeleteI'm calling you stinky brook from now on!!! :D
DeleteOh, c'mon enty,,,jeff in a bra is not a mental image any of us need. His girlfriend is having a laugh at his expense.
ReplyDeleteToday's sex blinds are going to give me actual bad dreams tonight. Why JG's girlfriend, why would you make him do that? That's just not even remotely attractive or sexy.
ReplyDelete* well I dont stink spelchek but I will be stinking drunk*
ReplyDeleteShe's obviously getting him back for all the whippings.
ReplyDeleteHes 65 shes most likely 25-28 :( she can make him do anything she wants if she tells him she will leave him if he doesn't do it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he likes the feel of satin and lace on his skin?? Me, I'm more of a silk slacks kind of guy. To each there own.
ReplyDeleteAlright, alright, alright Charlie.
DeleteAnother CDaN name for me yay!
ReplyDeleteI miss polyester myself Charlie.
ReplyDeleteI thought for guys it was called a Bro...
ReplyDeleteIt's a Manziere!
DeleteStill hurts when someone snaps the back of them! Or....ummm.... So they tell me....
DeleteSlacks Charlie? I had you down as a 40ish year old man, not a 67 year old pensioner.
ReplyDeleteOUCH! That hurt, Violet. I liked the alliteration of saying silk slacks. Where did I put my cane?
DeleteLol @stinkybrook
ReplyDeleteWay to go Karen!!!!
Nailed it! Thanks, Lady H!
DeleteStinkyboo would work well
ReplyDeleteJeff and a butterfly
ReplyDeleteI think I just found my new work desktop image!
DeleteSince enty called him A, I think He is the Dom looking for a sub ( from last week)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget The Big Chill, Gayeld.
ReplyDeleteWatched some Portlandias this morning and JG played the Pull Out King and very well too.
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats yer boat, dude.
ReplyDeleteHe is an oddball, ill give him that.
ReplyDeleteIf it didn't say actor I would have gone with Simon Cowell. He needs to not let those moobs flop around so much
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
ReplyDeleteCowell does seem very proud of his moobs, @Sugarbread. He wants to let them be free!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, long weekend or no, I should probably get dressed soon.
I thought he was the "Master" in his S&M relationships.
ReplyDelete"Must go faster!"
ReplyDeleteBuckaroo Banzai.
ReplyDeleteActually the first time I recall seeing Jeff Goldblum was watching Tenspeed and Brownshoe with my Mom. He and Ben Vereen. Then movies.
Plus he has a jazz combo. And he did an awesome reddit Ask Me Anything. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/20xynh/hi_this_is_jeff_goldblum_go_ahead_im_all_ears_ask/
And the Drunk Jeff Goldblum Apple ads from the 90s are totally awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQmK1CnwOUI