Blind Items Revealed
May 26, 2014
This A-list mostly movie comedic actor was texting his girlfriend while hitting on other women in a bar overseas this past week. He didn't have any trouble finding someone to take back to his room for a couple of hours.
Jonah Hill
Sandy FTW
ReplyDeleteDid Jonah have to pay for it is my question
Women have no standards these days. Weight aside, he's one unattractive dude.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill is shaped like a potato, but he has a mean little face in that big potato head.
DeleteThat is a perfect description of him, Sarah. Sublime.
DeleteEwww! Not even if you were the last dick on Earth!!!
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill is A list.
ReplyDeleteI'll be in my bunker, don't tell the Four Horsemen.
I can't wiglet! I'm too busy batting aside all the ascending..
DeleteWhy are they kicking?
* ouch*
Dammit!
not enough money in the world
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Delete@derek Wait a minute... Millions talks. well for me anyway
DeleteNot enough Molly in the world
DeleteThere have always been people willing to sell their genitals and time for money, Real Dragon. But I think the problem now is that we're taking about something quite different - a quick roll in the sack, no money. Just the divots bragging rights of dating that you boffed a Potato Man (Thank you so much for that description Sarah - seriously perfect).
Delete* dubious bragging rights of saying that you boffed ...
DeleteUfff - so many typos!
I thought 'divots' was brilliant.
DeleteDon't tell me it was a typo!
And I thought roofies were passe`.
ReplyDeleteThose girls dont love themselves. Not because of his jelly rolls because he's a douche.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Sandyboo!
ReplyDeleteWhy are we getting week old reveals?
Yay me right out of the box for the day! Afternoon LadyH and everyone else who may be here on a Sunday
ReplyDeleteHello sandy! Thanks for the welcome! I'm slightly bitter about having to miss WeHo Pride for the first time in years today because I have too much work. Unluckily for all y'all, that means I'll be messing around on here all day so today doesn't feel like a total loss.
Delete@LadyH I really wanted to go to WeHo pride today too. Looks like that's not happening.
DeleteOMG! How great would WeHo pride be? I miss enjoying gay pride. Too old and not enough gay friends to go with anymore. Bummer.
DeleteIt's all good thanks for sympathizing with my first world problem. Waaaah I finally have a job I worked my ass off for so I can't put on something scandalous and booty clap with my rainbow clad homies LOL
DeleteBesides, I have to get shit done because I'm attending something much better on Saturday. Oh, and expect pics of that event from me entyboo
Über impressed that you can booty clap, LadyH! Where you going next Saturday?
DeleteMilked some contacts and got great seats to see Mr. President himself speaking at Angel stadium for the UCI graduation what whaaaaat
Delete@Kristin---it is Armageddon
ReplyDeleteFucking hell, Derek. We're ALL dying? I was hoping it was just Enty.
DeleteUnfortunately due to some of his award nominations and successful movies he is currently A list :(
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the pics of him and his gf making out in the park and she is licking his sunglasses? lol
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a scene from Get Him to the Greek?
ReplyDeleteEvening all. It's been a while. Did I miss any shenanigans?
Sure did, Its Just U...
DeleteWelcome back!
Thanks Steamy. I can imagine....
DeleteDoesn't enty mean for a few minutes
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and Jonah Hill thinks he's on the same level as George Clooney but better than Superman.
ReplyDeleteGET IT, BRO. Aint no ring on your finger.
ReplyDeleteSteamy, somehow it doesn't surprise me they came for you first ;)
ReplyDelete*spits out locust*
You know how it goes... I THOUGHT it was a Where's Waldo book...
DeleteSurprise! I was wrong ; /
Thank God I'm wearing a parachute.... ( I've never been good at getting past the bouncers...)
I like em big and I like em funny, but he just has too huge a chip on his shoulder. His yucky yucky shoulder
ReplyDeleteMorning, sandy! At the park with the littlest, is awesome!
Oh that's too bad LadyH I'm sure a fun time will be had by all out there. But we've still got an hours worth or so of commentary here to go.
ReplyDeleteIn fact its just time for another reveal.
Also disgusting. See rourke post lol
ReplyDeleteSunday funday at the park good show.
ReplyDeleteIJU!!! <3
ReplyDeleteMwah my beautiful Meanie. I missed ya.x
DeleteIJU; where ya been baby? Missed you.
DeleteHey Sherry baby. I've just been busy. Missed you too my lovely.x
DeleteWonder if he believes these women find him sexy. Wonder if he gives a damn what the woman feels.
ReplyDeleteYou lost me at "girlfriend." I call shens. Ain't nobody got time for that.
ReplyDeleteI think some women would literally have sex with anyone famous. Anyone. Can't get my head round it myself.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right Froggy.
ReplyDeleteHe has a girlfriend??
ReplyDeleteI don't think he cares what the women feel.
ReplyDeleteProof that it's a man's world because Melissa McCarthy would never have men tripping over themselves to be with her and at least she has a pretty face.
ReplyDeleteSo I reluctantly and sadly blame women for this double standard.
Hill's a turnoff because he's nasty, not because of how he looks.
Deleteis "Star Wars" still casting? Jonah Hill, the bogus LGBT activist, would make a perfect Jabba the Hutt.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I look at him, all I see is his character in The 40 Year Old Virgin trying to buy platform boots.
ReplyDeleteUgh. He's both physically and morally repulsive. You literally could not pay me enough...
ReplyDeletehe said last week on Howard Stern he didn't have a girlfriend, sound like he is just messing around with anyone that will take him up on it
ReplyDeleteTwo or more consenting adults = none of my business.
ReplyDeleteWasnt jonah hill friends with Pitt but then what happened in a house party that they talk anymore?
ReplyDeleteIt was meant to be that he trashed Pitt's (no doubt architecturally mundane and derivative) palatial mansion, xLux. What a guy.
ReplyDeleteNot even with someone else's.
ReplyDelete@Trudi: Roseanne bar got Tom Arnold. And don't discredit the quality of the man, cause them broads f'n Jonah are just as ugly on the inside.
ReplyDeleteMr. Hill, while The Golden Corral doesn't take reservations, a heads up before you show up would be polite. It's tough to follow the Count.
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