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April 12, 2014
This A list mostly movie actor left his premiere early to use drugs and ended up getting hammered on booze too. By the time he made an appearance at an after party he could barely stand and left for a threesome with his male B+ list celebrity best friend and a woman they picked up. Doubt he could perform at that point.
Johnny Depp/Marilyn Manson
Splitsies with Chili Pepper FTW
ReplyDeleteEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOT that I'm surprised...
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ReplyDeleteA threesome involving Dred Pirate Johnny and Marilyn Manson...
ReplyDeleteSomeone get E a mimosa STAT!
So, does it still count as a threesome then?
ReplyDeleteits still Johnny Depp but I would have to be drunk and would be all "Why did you bring Manson man!?"
ReplyDeleteNah no no no no no no no no.
ReplyDeleteyou could not pay me enough to be the peanut butter in that sandwich. 2000s Johnny and never at all Manson. Just no.
ReplyDeleteViolet, would you rather Depp/Manson or Jonah Hill?
Delete@wiglet.
DeleteI shall never forgive you!
It would be much easier to finish Jonah quickly, I'm thinking.
DeleteManson and Johnny could take a while, and would have more deviant acts involved.
Good point Sarah. ; D
DeleteWhen that dumb ho sobered up she must have had heart seizures :( (
ReplyDeleteOh, and the source (I suggest a hefty swig of your mimosa before clicking): Marilyn & Johnny's Dope Show
ReplyDeleteOh ooh jesus christ on a cracker who wants to be the cream in the middle of their puff pasty assess. Is the coke bloat? Booze bloat? Or to much restalyn?? Ugh no
DeletePuff puff pass!
It's like 2 leftover stay puff marshmallows that melted a little too long
DeleteHehe @7 - the link article days that Depp and Manson "have even performed together" ... hehehe. Also - it breaks my 90s girl heart, but no, definitely no to the Depp. And never ever to Manson.
DeleteNow there's a Sophie's Choice, Violet.
ReplyDeleteVeree Skeree!
ReplyDeleteI hope they were generous with the drugs for whatever poor girl was caught between Depp's mouth and Manson's face.
ReplyDeleteOf fucking amen to that Sarah. Gawd I'm visualizing them naked and coming at me now. I feel very ill and my head hurts.
DeleteLes Yuck Squared. Or sorry,Les Not My Scene Ever Squared
ReplyDeleteWell, as I think I might have admitted before there are just too many appendages in a 3some for my limited capabilities to cope with. So Jonah wins :(
ReplyDeleteSecond the gross. What is this, gross sex day? Your own personal birth control? Lol
ReplyDeleteIf given the choice between Depp/Manson or Jonah Hill, the rabbit wins.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the electronic rabbit in the top drawer right???
DeleteSweet baby Jesus,,,Manson and depp,,,you'd need serious therapy after that.
ReplyDeleteIt says in 7 of 11's link that Depp took Manson to the premiere of Pirates; Dead Man's Chest. What a shitty thing to do to a friend! That movie is a pile of garbage.
ReplyDelete@jane3113, So, THAT'S what it was!
DeleteI dont know what to think of this.
ReplyDeleteMarilyn Manson is B+?
ReplyDeleteI would totally be the meat in that sandwich. Mazza is a bit of a fantasy of mine.
ReplyDeleteoh man gross
ReplyDeleteSarah - you're spot on there. Jonah is most definitely a 'premature finisher' type. In the words of the great Mrs Merton: 'What was it that first attracted you to the multi millionaire Paul Daniels?'
ReplyDeleteI cannot in any lifetime imagine ever having sex with Jonah Hill. EVER! Depp & Manson would have some good drugs. They might even pass out before they got around to remembering why they were there. Body condoms all around.
ReplyDeleteWhat the.....whaaa? Depp and Manson are BFFLs? Boy, Captain Jack had us all fooled. Yucko. I'll need some Gosling pics to bleach that image out of my brain.
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ReplyDeleteIdeally, there would be a Hiddles, to start
DeleteSo, who would b an ideal 3some?
ReplyDeleteIdeal threesome,,,now that's interesting,,,throw me liam neeson and Mathew mcconaughey.....please...:-)) in fact just throw me Matthew,,,,lol.
ReplyDeleteCharlize me and well I dont care ...anything works
ReplyDeleteIf they were in character, I'd take a True Blood Eric and Bill combo, xLux. But I'd probably focus on Eric. I'd also be down for a flashback Spike Angelus tag team.
ReplyDeleteOh dear - I didn't even mean to do that. But I definitely world not do anyone from Twilight.
I'm sorry but they're best friends? Depp's BFF is Marilyn Freekin Manson?! There is a perfectly good Richard Greico floating around out there and he picks Manson?!!!!
ReplyDeleteHas Dipp FINALLY lost the hot?
ReplyDeletepuke, puke, puke!
ReplyDeleteMarilyn Manson? yuck!! Johnny Depp is still hot to me, but the 'needs a bath' Johnny Depp is kind of hard to take.
I wonder how this is possible, since Manson's girlfriend was there and they left together -.-
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