Friday, June 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 9, 2014

Temptation was too hard to resist for this B+ list reality star from an A list network reality show. He hooked up with two different women after an event while his girlfriend stayed back home.

Maksim

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    1. @Ray-You don't even wanna know how many times "Cool story Jeopardy teen" pops into my head.

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  2. Maybe she just needed a night off?

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  3. Maxim > Maksim

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  4. JLo doesn't stay home

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  5. The Dancing Porn King. His next job

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  6. Who watches his money bag while he does all this humping?

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  7. He's young and hot unclutch your pearls people

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    1. sm, then he shouldn't have a gf.

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    2. I don't see any pearl clutching?

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    3. He never publicly said he had a girlfriend. The media assumed he and the dancer were.

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  8. it's strapped to his moneymaker, ethorne. That's why his costumes fit so well..; D

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  9. When did he switch to only having one name?

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    1. When people couldn't figure out how to spell his last name. Kind of like Matthew M.

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  10. Since Maksim is a man-ho, I'll ask this question here.

    Now cash for sex obviously equals Whore. My question is, if you barter, say 1/2 gm of meth, 40mg oxy and a couple Vicodins, for a 4hr, 2 pop, 3hole bone-a-thon, does that count as Whore, or can you mark that down in the Human column?

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    1. Whore, and a cheap one at that.

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    2. @count
      It depends on whether the chick would do it even if the drugs weren't on "the table".
      If she's going to do it anyways, but takes the drugs as a perk, she's just a human that likes sex and drugs.

      If she's only doing it if she gets the drugs, she a Ho. A drug Ho.

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  11. Wait who is the girlfriend - Upton? Davis? Lopez? BlindGossip says the Jlo/Maks relationship is arranged or even just JLo's team at work since Maksim was doing some charity work/promotion all over the country recently, even in the midwest.

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  12. he's such a Man Ho!!!!!!

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  13. JHo will not be amused.

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  14. Ya. We wanna know who the Gf is.
    I don't think it's JHo attall.

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  15. The girlfriend being Meryl? We warned her!

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  16. @Bella & Sincerely: This isn't looking good for my ratio.

    How about if she says while parting ways, "If you are ever around here partying and need a place to crash, give me a call. I came like 5 times so I owe you a few."

    P.S. like someone said in the comments yesterday "I bet he's the type to keep asking if you came." I never believe a woman came unless I can tell she came. When I hear someone say, "She told me she came 40 times" all I think is BULL SHIT. 40 O's in a night and the broad's head would be spinnin around like the friggin Exorcist and she'd probably be waiting on yer doorstep when you got home from work the next day.

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  17. @ Count, you can count on a warm bed and a few freebies. At least for one night. After that, since she's a score keeper, you're even.

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  18. So if JLO and MakTheDancingTruck are an "item", would they be nicked as JMO, JMA, JMAK, MAJ?

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  19. @Sincerely: Sounds good to me. I'll have to dab some 151 on my neck and pop in w/ doobie and 12pk.

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  20. Who is the girlfriend that stayed home? I doubt that JLo would put up with his crap.

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