May 1, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor decided to sleep one off at a Pottery Barn this week. Our actor walked over to a couch and passed out there for almost two hours. The staff let him be and when he woke up he didn't say anything but just walked out of the store.
Ben Affleck
Bwahaha Ben you fucked up! But nobody papped you so this didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteAnd there wasn't one cell phone picture taken? Hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking! Unless he crashed face down.
DeleteNomNom called this for what it is.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the backseat of a 1966 Pontiac Catalina
ReplyDeleteSome Pottery Barn employee has some great photos to remember that night, no doubt.
ReplyDeletebs pics or it didn't happen
ReplyDeleteMaybe he pulled a Mannequin and stayed after hours.
ReplyDelete@Seven, what film is that from? I might use it in a quiz, ta.
DeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteCome on! He is good looking, none of the store clerks took photos? I don't believe it
He should have at least bought something. Tsk Tsk
ReplyDeleteLucky I didn't see him, cause I would have curled up under his arm.
I would have too!
DeleteOh look, Melanie G has filed for divorce (says Enty on Twitter).
ReplyDeleteI feel you, Batffleck.
ReplyDeleteGive him the benefit - maybe it was that back issue he has. And besides I would loooove to go into pottery barn or a mattress store and do thT shit. Score one for Ben
Deletei think jennifer would be more pissed off if ben came home with a gift from pottery barn!! she would go all goopy on his ass ..like what were you doing in a pottery barn!!
ReplyDeleteOf course!Of course!
ReplyDeleteAfleck in a Pottery Barn and no pic taken !
Affleck sleeping in a Pottery Barn and no pic taken! Of course!
Ewww, imagine he made sissy on the couch?! Yuck! And i once saw down on luck dude sleeping at table at mcdonalds, and i bought to mgrs attention because i thought he was ill, and they were like nah, he crashes like that alot. They dont like it, but they let him be. So it isnt only the famous who get away with this.
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ReplyDeleteTMZ yet annonced their divorce one hour ago
Swimming lessons French. Real life always gets in the way of the important things.
DeleteTo be fair, every time I'm in Pottery Barn, I fight the urge to curl up in one of their beautiful bed displays. I'm a sucker for a high thread count cotton.
ReplyDeleteWait, I thought this was revealed before to be Bill Murray!
ReplyDeleteWhose divorce, @French girl?
ReplyDelete@Meanie The Banderas
Deleteyou gotta love Ben
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe not one single person took a pic!! In this day and age?! Pshaw!!
ReplyDeleteCant blame him. Their bedding is fab! Their couches are very nice too. So comfy!
ReplyDeleteWhich city?
ReplyDeleteTruly if Ben was sleeping on a sofa there would be pics. There were pics of George sleeping in a casino..surely.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes! Melanie did file for divorce. I guess the other family/baby pushed her over the edge. Poor thing. She's going to be a mess. Maybe she and Demi can hang together.
Melanie willgo out off the rails, I read she asked for child support, isnt their daughter like 18 already?
ReplyDeleteFwiw. I've crossed paths with him twice, he said Hello to me each time which was very nice. (One time I was with a man, who after we passed asked me, "do u know who that is? I said, "ya, I do now") Both times he was alone seemingly doing the normal things I was. Grabbing a matte / shopping. I thought he was kinda cute, and tall. More attractive in person. But maybe cuz he seemed friendly.
ReplyDeleteDONT KNOW IF THAT LENDS ANY CRED TO THIS REVEAL THO.
Grabbing a "latte" not a matte
DeleteSpeaking of latte...here I go. If I see Ben I'll ask him if he can clear this up
@Sincerely (or is SYF the accepted form?)
DeleteAnyhow your anecdote confuses me slightly. If you just walked by him while shopping for lattés, and he greeted you both times, does that mean Ben A walks around randomly heckling people that walk past him?
Because in my head that looks mildly amusing and super desperate (though I'm sure he was just being nice) - like he's being aggressively friendly and down to earth.
@Alita (SYF is fine, "hey u" is fine too?)
DeleteI get your drift.
So, okay, I'll just come out and say it.
He prob was flirting, or whatever u do to get someone's attention when you just pass by. I'm not naive, usually, but I can't say for sure that's what he was doing bcuz I'm not him.
It didnt appear to me that he walked around heckling people.
He was not aggressive. Just nice.
IDK
I only have two kids and I would totally go nap at the pottery barn if they'd let me.
ReplyDeleteWonder if anyone waited till he woke up and then bought the floor model couch? I would if I had the money.
ReplyDeleteCounting cards is hard work!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm in Pottery Barn I feel like throwing things not throwing UP
ReplyDeleteI called bs on it then and still do
ReplyDeleteIt's PotTERY Barn, not Pot Barn.
ReplyDeleteShabanga
His soul mate was J.LO, but he let the media and the public shame him into dumping her.
ReplyDeleteYeah,I am having a hard time believing he's in this bad a shape. If true, the dude cleans up quickly a lot.
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't know if I believe this blind...
ReplyDeletePics or it didn't happen. I know for a fact that the soccer moms frequenting this store would have taken selfies of them humping on him.
ReplyDeleteNo. WAY!!
ReplyDelete@AuntLiddy I saw a guy tonight who lives at the picnic tables/coffee drinking/reading spots outside Books-A-Million. It's got a roof and air conditioner that runs full time with a wrought iron fence around it. They let him do it because he keeps people from vandalizing the front of the store that seems to be a problem in the place it is. He had a brand new iPhone, so either he is really bad at monetary decisions or he's living the good life.
ReplyDeleteRowdy, re the iphone- we have a local homeless gal- skin like leather- anyway, shes got an ipad! Im guessing someone gave it to her. She also recently got her hair cut and colored, another donation im sure.
ReplyDeleteOh the perks of stardom.
ReplyDeleteLet's see - if someone had taken a photo, they could sell it as the couch Batfleck passed out on. I'm sure some geek would pay premium.
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