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Blind Items Revealed

June 15, 2014

Viggo Mortensen said he only had sex with this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner one time because she was so skinny and bony that it was painful. He compared it to having sex with a brick wall.

Gwyneth Paltrow

51 comments:

  1. Ohhh Viggo....you're hot enough to forgive.

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  2. TNC got it!!! Congrats! Happy Sunday everyone!

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    1. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Omg! I got one!!! Woohoo!!! Gotta celebrate as this probably the only one! No one more shocked than I...

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  3. No surprise he doesn't like fish sticks

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  4. Relative newcomer, TNC, stepped up to the plate and knocked one out of the park.

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  5. Hey Viggo! Come see about me!

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  6. Anonymous9:03 AM

    couldnt he see she was too skinny before he gave her the bone? kind of a jerky thing to do, IMO.

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    1. No he wanted the part.. She was the star and in charge of casting. . Just smile and go along with it and get your paycheck and boost your profile viggo.

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    2. Michael Douglas was the star of that movie tho, Goop hadn't even won her Oscar yet

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    3. No but at the time she was seriously up and coming. (See what I did there?)

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  7. There's something I've never been accused of. Viggo honey. Gimme a call.

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  8. I'll put on a pound for a romp with Viggo circa Lord of The Rings.

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  9. Hey Viggo, I'm pretty cushy. Just putting it out there.

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  10. But otherwise how was the lay? I would think if it was exciting then boniness be damned. Apparently not.

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    1. She just seems as if she'd be a bad lay. And the extra bony frame would just add to the meh-ness.

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  11. Everyone always talks about how skinny she is - she just doesn't look that skinny to me, not like Rachel Zoe or Kiera Knightley or Alexa Chung. Okay she's slim yes, and fit sure - but she doesn't look super skinny. Not even like Angelina!

    Clearly SHE NEEDS TO TRY HARDER. ;)

    Seriously though, I don't know - maybe one needs to see her in person.

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  12. Also she has bad posture and her face has always looked like a frog to me.

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  13. Where's 7 with her GIF links *cough* Eastern Promises?

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  14. I wonder if he was merely an EEE...

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  15. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
    The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
    eh Viggo?
    I like his way of thinking.
    Give me a shout. I guarantee not to break.

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  16. Viggo's hot but known for having hygiene issues, like Depp. I know that some people don't like to use deodorant but is it really that hard to shower for a couple of minutes every day? Paltrow's a raging asshole who's out of touch with reality as we mere humans know it, but I'll bet you a high colonic (only $400.00 + shipping from the GOOP website!) that she doesn't stink.


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    1. Oh mango, but for one session you can throw in the personal service of a sensual bath before having fun, win-win

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  17. Gwynnie is beginning to come out as a sneaky ho. Yet she turns up her nose at people like Pam Anderson, when it looks like lady Gwyn has seen more balls than a tennis court

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  18. Viggo, I forgive you. But it better never happen again!

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  19. Sugar, you said "Fish Sticks." HaHa

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  20. Remember that scene is Shallow Hal when they show her from behind in just a thong? She had a great body! I call shenanigans on this blind.

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  21. Perfect Murder
    Imperfect Sexual tryst

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  22. Hey @Renoblondee - are you not aware of the existence of body doubles in movies??? Compare that scene to paparazzi photos of her butt in a bikini on the beach

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  23. Well you're right. Didn't think of that. But she still looked good in a bikini and her other skimpy outfits with no double.

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    1. @reno
      I was going to mention how amazing her butt looked in Moonlight and Valentino. I honestly forget about body doubles being a thing (Despite my devotion to Friends and Joey's chance to be Al Pacino's butt double)

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  24. @Renoblondee You call shenanigans on this blind ,but you believe all the other blinds?

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  25. @Mango, bathing in unicorn tears guarantees no stinky!

    Not that I believe this for a second, but hey, let's have some Aragorn! (all links are NSFW)

    Viggo and the cheerleader

    Viggo doesn't even need clothes to kick bad guy butt

    Angry staircase sex with bonus Viggo butt

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    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      Thank you Seven, again. Bow to your links and gifs.

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  26. That's why Joel Madden and Dean McDermott cheated. How fun can it be to bang a skeleton with no energy, due to lack of food?

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  27. He doesnt like flat, one thing his women have had in common is the chesticles, so Gwyneth is an anomoly, even Pat Arquette has the boobies.

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  28. Other than oral, a skinny woman just isn't fun sexually because hipbones hurt and can cause bruises.

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  29. Other than oral, a skinny woman just isn't fun sexually because hipbones hurt and can cause bruises.

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  30. As a woman, those uber skinny women are so thin and bony i wld be afraid i wld snap some important bones during sex, if I were a man.

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  31. People who are that controlling and stingy with food are often controlling and stingy in other ways.

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  32. You know @finger We've both been on here a long time and I never realized till now that you are rude.

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  33. @Sunny She was a lot thicker in Sylvia too. Looked great nekky. LOL re Friends. I'm re-watching for the millionth time every night last couple weeks.

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  34. see now someone got this and I thought it was a weird guess

    shows you how much i know

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  35. If is chick is so ana-mia that she getting brittle bones, you can certainly cause some damage w/ vigorous shtupping.

    #StressFracturesInPelvis

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  36. Speaking of body doubles, the queen of body doubles is Julia Roberts. She even used one in Pretty Woman where there was no nudity.

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  37. She's lying low lately, and I am grateful. Doncha just know she believes herself to be an absolute tantric fareek master whose superior technique brings an ecstasy level to her partners which most men dare not dream of ever attaining?

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