February 27, 2014
Short and sweet. This sometime Victoria's Secret model has a significant other forever. They won't confirm a breakup and maybe they are trying to work things out but on Valentine's Day she had a date with her Australian billionaire boyfriend at lunch and they spent several hours in a penthouse at the Beverly Wilshire and he bought her a diamond necklace. That night she went to dinner with her significant other. I think he got her some flowers, but that was about it.
Adriana Lima
Come on. At least get the pronouns right.
ReplyDeleteWhich Australian billionaire? The sweaty, lumpy mastiff? Or the other lumpy, sweaty mastiff?
ReplyDeleteWhere are BeckyMae and Alita when you need em
I hope she showered sometime between lunch and dinner. And like with soap, not semen. Semen doesn't really lather...
ReplyDeleteHalf semen half soap. Protein wash
DeleteNot unless there is something horribly, horribly wrong
DeleteOne of the rare times no one gets it right. :-(
ReplyDeleteMr. Packer? The guy who dropped her?
ReplyDeleteIs this the same Australian billionaire that Miranda Kerr was dating? How many billionaires are there in Australia?
ReplyDelete@Karen, you mean the answer was changed after recent events? Say it isn't so!
DeleteIs she the one that hooked up with the Biebs or the one that covered her boobs with "Free Our Girls" sign? They are all so interchangeable....
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Miranda going out with the sweaty Aussie billionaire? Or are they all interchangeable (sweaty Aussies AND VS models).
ReplyDeleteThere cant be too many Australian billionaires. Mr. Packer and the Murdochs
ReplyDeleteAdrianna Lima is sometimes VS model ???she's in VS catwalk since 2000!
ReplyDeleteShe's one of Angel!
I think sweaty, street fighting billionaires is Australia's largest export?
ReplyDeleteI want a sweaty billionaire fighting over me!
ReplyDeleteSimple. Step one: become VS model...
DeleteOhhhh, Frenchy. You've been around here for quite some time. I can't believe that you're still getting twisted by Enty playing fast and loose with his descriptions. It just makes guessing that much more of a challange. You need to go Zen with your guessing approach like I do.
ReplyDelete"Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy."
Either the Australian in this story isn't a billionaire, or the model isn't Adriana... This was clearly written as Miranda and Packer.
ReplyDeleteCharlie..Getting calls today at work from Basho for a demo. Too weird you mentioned that!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many sweaty, street fighting Aussie billionaires there are too. I guess they took a cue from Leo DeCatchaho..VS models will put out for ugly wealthy guys.
Wonder if he also gave her a pearl necklace. javascript:void(0)
So we should only do expensive things for people we care about, is that it?
ReplyDeleteShit! And her I was planning my date with Nikki tonight with a nice Mexican restaurant, then ice cream at the local ice cream parlor before the movie starts and then X-Men Days of Futures Past. Better go apply for a loan so I can give her diamonds instead of Butter Toffee Crunch ice cream.
Thanks Enty, I was about to make a fool of myself.
Rowdy. Your date sounds amazing. I would go for that. Have a fab time.
DeleteThis item has been recycled with a tweak. It was Alessandra Ambrosio, a couple weeks ago but with a Brazilian billionaire.
ReplyDeleteIs that Miranda Kerr lost her sugar daddy and her ranking in the fame-wh*** escort sorority.
ReplyDeleteRowdy..Your date sounds grand. I'll take the choco mint chip. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteall those VS girls are prostitutes
ReplyDeleteadriana is a vs angel. she also has other campaigns and modeling jobs. i wish enty would act like a celeb insider and not an ignorant, know-nothing that has no clue how entertainment/fashion/music works.
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ReplyDeleteAri said it best. Proof is in many of their constant antics. "angels" they are not.
ReplyDeleteI think it is James Packer. He was engaged to one model then went on to marry two other models. He has a type. Model. No way will he settle down again. He treated the fiancé and both wives like shit. He broke up with the last one just after she had their third child. Better he stays single.
ReplyDeleteJames Packer is the only one who fits...we don't have many billionaires to pick from.
ReplyDeleteAdriana Lima was Never a Virgin till marriage. That was a fabricated white washing of her past when she was dating that prince and trying to land him. She has pfucked her way to the top for years right along jizelle and AA.
ReplyDeleteWhen her second child was born it looked Nothing like her husband and he had a dna test done and she paid him off to keep quiet
Many skeletons in her lingerie closet kids.
The girl has to strike while the iron is hot.
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