Blind Items Revealed
June 5, 2014
Apparently neither reality star "author" of the book they are currently selling has actually read their own book. One was asked a question about a portion of the book and was lost for words about what the person was talking about. The person had to show them in the book the pages they were referring too.
Kendall and Kylie Jenner
Well fuck, I was surprised. Were you surprised?
ReplyDelete@LottaColada got it (^5)
DeleteThis was in the news at the time.
ReplyDeletethis wasn't even a blind it was too fucking easy. and it should read "Apparently neither reality star "author" of the book they are currently selling has actually read a book."
ReplyDeleteI, for one, am shocked and appalled. Don't "celebrities" DO anything anymore?!
ReplyDeleteGobsmacked.
ReplyDeleteInsert sarcastic wonky faces here.
winky, not wonky.
ReplyDeletecurses spellcheck!
Reading is hard y'all! One of their assistants should have least downloaded thee book for them....sloppy...
ReplyDeleteCliff Notes people, Cliff Notes!
DeleteCliff Notes people, Cliff Notes!
DeleteOne of the girls said she's "not good at reading" so what was the point in showing them the page?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't they take the usual avoidance route most celebrities who don't write their books and say, "I don't want to give too much away but all the details are in the book." Follow it with a "I hope the interviewer bought that" smile.
Bahahahahahahaha!!!
DeleteFirst they'd need too learn to read
ReplyDeleteThey would agree but they dont know how to read and write.
ReplyDeleteWell the good news its not on NY best sellers list. I checked. There is a God!
ReplyDeleteDoh.
ReplyDeleteWell f*ck my Monday. Was convinced those two were the Bronte sisters of our time.
ReplyDeletePerfect username.
DeleteWell f*ck my Monday. Was convinced those two were the Bronte sisters of our time.
ReplyDeleteProbably have never read any book
ReplyDeleteMaybe they read Green Eggs and Ham when they weren't being "home schooled" by PMK?
ReplyDeleteBruce must be so proud!
ReplyDeleteand in other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, fire is hot....
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of life experience can a 16 and 18yr old have anyway? Sheessh..No one buys that they "wrote" this book.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing their mama taught em to suck dick at an early age. Who better to be a teen girl's BJ tutor than a career coke whore?
ReplyDeleteWhat book?
ReplyDelete(I'm surprised the two of them didn't ask this same question.)
Is it possible that they wrote the book but didn't read it? Perhaps they alternated writing even and odd chapters.
ReplyDeleteThis is not even a blind, it was so obvious.
ReplyDeleteSunshine, are you kidding? Neither of them can write anything longer than a fucking tweet, and they even fuck that up, using words that they do not know the meaning.
you guys are too funny! love it <3
ReplyDeleteOh, who thinks they are capable of even writing their name, much less a whole book! Ignorant twats. Thanks of course to their idiot mother. But why doesnt lady bruce step up?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck happened to Bruce?
ReplyDeleteWhy are the so many blinds about these pigs?
ReplyDeleteWasn't one of them unable to read a short introduction on a cue card and said she was a "bad reader" on the air?
ReplyDeleteHomeskoolin' is grate!
I am shocked and appalled
ReplyDeleteWeren't they the ones who couldn't read cue cards and not because there was a malfunction? What good did showing them the pages do if they can't read?
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