April 21, 2014
This B- list reality star who is married to an A list reality star might soon be going to jail but it didn't stop him from spending 36 straight hours with a college student/stripper in a hotel room before rolling back home around dawn and then spent the holiday like one big happy family.
Joe Giudice
Nice one, Zelda!!
ReplyDeleteWhen is their sentencing?
ReplyDeleteIve always believed its better to give than to receive. And where hes headed hes going to be doing a lot of receiving.
ReplyDeleteTrue that, sandy. Gotta stock up that memory box for those "hard times" ahead, lol
DeleteWhy isn't this douche bag in prison?
ReplyDeleteDoes his wife know that he has a girlfriend?
He has ties...
ReplyDeleteIts expected in that lifestyle isn't it?
I loathe these people so godawfully. Reprehensible, scum-crawling maggots without the good sense to be even marginally attractive.
ReplyDeleteDo you think the only reason they stay together is until they get through this? Or so they will not have to testify against each other?
ReplyDeleteMelissa..That's probably the reason although Teresa loves wearing blinders. She totally in denial about Joe.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he in jail yet?
ReplyDeleteOf course Teresa knows. She's probably walked in on him but it's her choice to talk about it publicly or not. I don't think she believes in divorce so this is her way of dealing with his infidelity. It works for them, so that's fine.
ReplyDeleteGo to jail, already. And take your moron wife with you.
ReplyDeleteI literally felt like I was going to throw up when reading this. The thought of anybody having sex with him makes me queasy.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is such a pig. Teresa is between a rock and a hard place. If she just divorced him, he would run around and never see his kids and doesn't have the money for child support. So she lets him stay, be the babysitter to their kids while she works to support the family. This is a cautionary tale for women. Do you want this to be your life? Then keep your eyes wide open about your man. If he's a cheater, this will be you.
ReplyDeleteHe really is a pig. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame him. I bet Teresa smells like she was wiped down w/ vinegar soaked salami.
ReplyDeleteHas it ever been revealed that he has "ties"? I don't want to be prejudiced...see your turn.
ReplyDeleteNo, Countess, but he may as well have used The Sopranos as his guideline in the first season; he was in "Construction" (turn and wink at the camera) and they paid for this enormous gaudy mansion in cash (another literal turn and wink at the camera) and they hammed it right the eff up. Juicy Joe is right, though, super sweaty dude and thanks to The Sopranos, I know why Theresa is always flipping the tables, no Joe underneath them. :(. Is it prejudiced if someone tries their best to be a stereotype and you recognise it as such? Cc: Jersey Shore peeps
ReplyDeleteSherry, she's in denial about a lot more than Joe. Such as Milania's chances of being a supermodel.
ReplyDeleteHaving now fallen down the Milania rabbit hole (after resurfacing from @Seven's Cheri Oteri/Jimmy Fallon rabbit hole), I came across several reality show gifs, including someone who doesn't know the definition of Vegan.
ReplyDeleteI could seriously spend my entire life on the internet, if it weren't so ultimately depressing to do so.
Sprink..Seriously he thinks something with cheese and eggs is vegan? Oh my. This 'splains why people say they're vegetarian and eat chicken.
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