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Blind Items Revealed

April 25, 2014

There is a video making its way around Hollywood that features this married A+ list entertainer(singer) who is way more comfortable playing her favorite instrument than acting. The reading our A lister did for a chance at a part in a movie is considered to be one of the worst auditions ever seen. She is truly awful.

Alicia Keys


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    1. Thanks, Violet! Is it funny or sad I was rereading this with no clue as to the answer?

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  2. But gurl can sing!

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  3. From what I hear from session musicians she isn't much good at the music part either.

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  4. I would looove to see that

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  5. That's funny she was good in SMOKIN ACES and THE SECRET LIFE OF BEES. Must have had a bad audition day, we've all had them.

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  6. She is a talented musician so who really cares. She certainly has the right looks but you cant be good at everything I guess...I am surprised she hasn't done a lot more modeling actually

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  7. Hahahhaahaha did she audition for Nymph()maniac?

    Also this is not surprising.

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  8. @MontanaMarriot
    +1 same toughts

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  9. Mean Girls Hollywood edition

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  10. She is a great entertainer who doesn't have to get naked to put on a show.
    I think she was pretty good in Smokin Aces, Secret Life of Bees, and The Nanny Diaries.

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  11. In OT news: Bieber and Brown be collaboratin. Eeeeeeeek

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    1. The two biggest douchebags. I wish they'd fucking go away.

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  12. She was pretty wooden in Smokin' Aces, but I figured that was the role. Chris Pine was his dirty dirty sexy best in that though

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  13. I didn't even realise she was in all these movies. Have never seen her act actually....

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  14. don't really get what people like about her

    her music has gone downhill since her first couple of albums imo

    not every singer can act and visa versa

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  15. Idk. The Secret Life of Bees is one of my faves-gotta love Queen L!-and I thought Alicia did really well in that.

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  16. she's tolerable in movies. Is not she's Chris Klein or anything

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  17. She's very talented and she can act as well as most singers who try acting. Maybe the part was just not something she's good at idk but no need to make fun of her.

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  18. Her music has gone downhill since her break out CD, & her acting has been small supporting roles.

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  19. Her acting has been forgetable along with her music that she actually writes herself.

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  20. I haven't seen the Life of Bees. I just got the book recently though from a friend. Reading that in the near future.

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  21. I didn't think she was half bad in .."Bees" either. And yes, we've all had horrible auditions! Lady H is right..Mean Girls H'wd.

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    1. Let's pen a TV show on this!!!! I hear Lohan has been free

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  22. Hmm, well I guess she can't be as bad as madonna or Celine,,,,

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  23. She's certainly better than JLo, Britney, Mimi, RiRi and most any other A+ musician that had tried to act. Madonna Louise gets a pass since DSS was so good

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  24. Alicia Keys is A+?? I know her song about NY but that's it. Has she had a hit since then? I don't really listen to much radio, so I'm asking sincerely - not trying to be a dick :)

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  25. Keys has won 15 Grammys, going back to 2002. That's pretty rarified air she breaths.

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  26. Wow, I knew she was a Grammy winner, but had no idea it was that many! Thanks :)

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  27. Ahhh the original posts are amahzing. I forgot that I asked whether the skin flute qualifies as an instrument. Good stuff.

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  28. Who cares? She can sing, co-write songs and play an instrument, all quite well, which is more than most famous people can do.

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  29. She's not that great a singer either.

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