February 14, 2014
This A+ list diva made workers wait for two hours yesterday in the cold because she decided she wasn't ready for a photo. She made one of her assistants travel around the city looking for a special nail polish. Two hours later the assistant was successful. The diva wore gloves during the shoot.
Mariah Carey
Nail polish is verrrry important.
ReplyDelete@ Lotta, it's not like she could admit that the color didn't work. After all, she chose it.
DeleteGloves were the only way to go...
@Steampunk- Next time she should have the assistant try it on first.
DeleteI think an assistant would draw the line at wearing Mariahs' urine stained bikini With the nail polish 'cause you know she would have to see the whole unsambluh (ensemble) unsahm(bl)? (since I can't figure it out) the whole kit and eeek kaboodle... ;D
DeleteLol @ unsambluh. I can't just hear Mimi saying that
DeleteMimi needs some Lee Press Ons...
ReplyDeleteSame reason we wear fancy underwears
ReplyDeleteIt's just occurred to me that I get her and JLo mixed up ALL the time. Interchangeable divas.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO. Queen!
ReplyDeleteWas that the bikini in front of the hot tub shoot? :( But remember she wears ball gowns to playgrounds and shit.
ReplyDeleteNothing surprising here
ReplyDeleteGiven that OPI's Cancun Fiesta is a discontinued colour, no wonder it took two hours.
ReplyDeleteI like "I'm Not Really a Waitress"!
DeleteThe fact that you know that Charlie and I don't even know which spectrum it would be in, has made me realize I am in need of an intervention.
DeleteOne Eyed +1
ReplyDeletePlease, Eminem, release the tapes.
ReplyDeleteYes, @StevenO! I think Mimi is coming unhinged again. I also think she lost some of her vocal range. Being married to Tommy Mottola was hard on her though, so she get a pass on her oddball ways.
DeleteWhy use charming terms like Diva? If a normal person did this we would call them an asshole. And rightly so.
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DeleteAre you from Portland Riven? You mention ODOT...
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DeleteRiven do you live in the East Bay by Berkeley?
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Deletei used to think she was relatively harmless and somewhat entertaining... but her endless self-promotion of her conspicuous consumption and obvious unconcern for the rabble, she's crossed over into just another scumbag representative of the 1%.
ReplyDeleteshes fucking nuts
ReplyDeleteits going to be so epic
Don't like her or her singing.
ReplyDeleteher assistant should have known where to get the polish...
ReplyDeleteHer assistant ran around for nail polish...you mean Mariah doesn't go to a salon to get them done?
ReplyDeleteWhy does it take 2 hours to run around a city to find the special nail polish. Has the assistant ever heard of a phone? Call ahead and save yourself loads of time.
Shut your mouths! Mimi is EVERYTHING xoxoxo
ReplyDeletethis is why I love her sooooooo much
ReplyDeleteshe is a constant form of entertainment.....
But of course. It's all about having as many style choices as possible at the photoshoot, amirite?
ReplyDeleteShe's like the mad queen, descending into madness.
ReplyDeleteShe's on the fast train to crazy town.
ReplyDeleteNick, grab dem babies and run.
I'm starting to think some of these people act this way because they're not right in the head. This kind of thing goes beyond being bratty. It doesn't even make sense in a diva way, it's just idiotic.
ReplyDeleteRespect to her fans here, I really can't stand her looks or her singing. I admit she CAN sing, I hate the shrills!
ReplyDeleteAnd her conceit and obsession with her looks. If she weren't so in live with her looks I wouldn't say this, but ask I see is a sausage with a face like miss piggy. Sorry. Don't hate. And then if she's mean and degrades people...she's bitch polar. (Bi-polar is something people don't choose.)
....sorry Derek )-: I just don't get it, but that's what makes this Site go round.
Anyway, u r way more entertaining than she is.
ttm.. i'm not really a waitress is in every girls polish collection
ReplyDeletealong with china doll's ruby slippers
@Sugarbread
ReplyDeleteHULK SAYS FUCK PATRIARCHY. HULK HERE TO SMASH GENDER BINARY.
@riven. . Wtf. Huh???
ReplyDeleteAnd that is why she is currently THE reigning Diva. I wish someone would pay me to wait around for a couple hours instead of working my ass into the ground.
ReplyDelete@riven. i found it .. don't know what it meant.
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ReplyDeleteHULK SAYS F. PATRIARCHY...HERE TO SMASH GENDER BINARY??
JUST DIDN'T GET IT THAT'S ALL
@SBM I was referring "in very girl's polish collection" in your comment. I wasn't sure if you were joking (I thought you were) and I don't own any nail polish so Feminist Hulk was my joke in response. Sorry for the confusion. :(
Deleteriven.. oh okay.. i was telling ttm who joked aboot the famous opi color
ReplyDelete"i'm not really a waitress"
ok got it.. i just didn't understand wtf you were saying anyway.. we're all good love
Why did I know it will be about her?
ReplyDeleteYou were a nice talented young woman at Vision of Love, very talented, and fame and money made fat your ego also body ......... and why the need of showing constantly your body ????? low low low and SAD, pathetic .. this nonstop seeking for attention - what is.
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