May 13, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show was being chased by paps in her car and managed to help her married B+ list mostly movie actor escape before the paps could get a photo of the two together.
January Jones/Ethan Hawke
She used the force.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn, if girl doesn't love herself a married man.
ReplyDeleteYay me and Dena teamed up for the win!
ReplyDeleteWE RULE !
DeleteGet that D January Jones.
ReplyDeleteEw. She has no taste. Or class. God I bet the kid is Bill O'Reilly's and she's too embarrassed to admit it.
ReplyDelete**I was going to say Gary Busey but my bae has far too much class for this bitch. Besides he's got squirrels to film and Keanu to stalk.
So then I'm not the only one who hated his smug ass in Reality Bites?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, so is Ethan really the baby daddy?
ReplyDeleteBetween her and Sienna..man these girls are the dynamic duo.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnnd..as I am writing this that guy from the Men's health place has testicular self examine running over the bottom of the screen along with a notice about STD's.
Ethan wasn't a name I heard before as a possiblity, maybe that's why she's kept her big yap shut.
ReplyDeletehide ya husbands
ReplyDeleteI don't like Ethan in general, but damn if I didn't love Troy Dyer. I had a thing, and probably still do, for loser guys.
ReplyDeleteJanuary, come on, you're better than that.
What is the draw to January? I don't get it, but that's maybe because I have taste.
ReplyDeleteHave to admit I didn't see that pairing coming
ReplyDeleteWhat does January have against single men?
ReplyDeleteHow can a woman be grade-A slut like this? I don't understand...
ReplyDeleteSo if she escaped the paps, and there's no photos, how do we know it happened?
ReplyDeleteShe and Sienna need to start comparing notes.
ReplyDeleteAt least January doesn't try to steal married men like Sienna, he's just a play toy for a while to JJ. Then she gives him back.
I get the impression that for Sienna, it's more about "winning" the guy over from someone else.
I blame both JJ and Hawke. Ethan Hawke is just gross. Left his wife and family for the babysitter. No surprise he's a cheater.
ReplyDeleteDoes she give extraordinarily fantastic blowjobs or what? Otherwise I just don't understand her attraction at all.
ReplyDeleteI think most people regard her as very beautiful, stylish, dazzling smile (when she does smile).
Delete@troyelle, there was never any confirmation from Uma or Ethan that he left for the nanny, or that they were involved during the marriage. There was also cheating on both sides in that relationship, not sure we should just be blaming just one party for that marriage breakdown.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't leave his family either, spends most summers with his children on his small island in Nova Scotia.
ReplyDelete@Crila&Hanwi-beer flavored nipples
ReplyDeleteShe's exteremly thin (ana), very pale, & losing her hair, and she's a massive bitch.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly though back when she was younger & used to date Gorban, she was very pretty & would smile alot.
I thought Ethan had an affair while shooting a movie in Quebec, with a French Canadian Actress and that is what pushed Uma over the edge
ReplyDeleteI guess it is only fair since he helped her play hide the weiner earlier.
ReplyDeleteShe does have a pretty, if not generic, look. But her acting skills are so bad, I could never see her as "dazzling". Did anyone see "Unknown"? Wow, so bad.
ReplyDeleteHer "style" is based on her BFF Diane Kruger's fashions, she's said so a number of times.
That's probably why Diane just came out and said she would never marry Joshua Jackson.....scared JJ will make a move on him then!
DeleteI worked with a woman who wld ONLY date married men. I dont get it either.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right @Tina Mallette. Here's an article about a year after the breakup, mentions the model affair. Zero mentions of nanny involvement. Uma Etan breakup
ReplyDeleteEthan was so hot back in the day. Now he looks like that guy at the mall who hangs out in the food court all day pretending to bus tables.
ReplyDeleteI actually like JJ. People are so hard on those of us with RBF. :/
@riven makes a great point about JJ hiding name of baby daddy, could be bcuz she's emabarassed - I'm thinking if that's tbe case her shame ISNT that he's married but just not good enough or ugly or both. (I'm thinking Ethan wasn't in her life at point if emasculate conception)
ReplyDeleteAnyHo! Can't stand women that are so stupid they think they've won a prize by spreading for a married man.
Ethan Hawke is gross. Do not understand his appeal.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Ethan has always been a man whore....
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