April 21, 2014
This always lovely Victoria's Secret model was at an event very recently and brought her daughter. At the event, our model met another woman who was also there with a child about the same age as our model's daughter. They had been abandoned at the event because the mom wouldn't do what the guy who brought her wanted her to do so had left them behind. Our model gave them her hotel suite for two nights and took them shopping and to dinner and arranged for them to get back home which was about two hours away.
Alessandra Ambrosio at Coachella
Fluxing hell. Would've got it had I known the difference between Adriana and Alessandra
ReplyDeleteSee Coachilla ain't all bad. Although loser who ditches the girl who didn't wanna get laid in public should be dancing nekkid in public with Puffys bodyguard.
ReplyDeletethat's nice of her but why would this woman bring a child with her to a situation like that!?
ReplyDelete"C'mon we gotta leave mommy doesn't do anal"?!
Reminds me of a story I read about a person who traveled internationally and didn't have the bus fare to get home. Fortunately, she knew some people in that town and they put her up and gave her the fare to get back home.
ReplyDeleteThere are nice people in the world. Good for Always Alliterative Alessandra Ambrosia.
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DeleteSorry, dancing eyes...
Delete@7, I seem to recall that, but I thought she relied on the kindness of strangers, no?
Here Kristin * have a PBR* its been a rough day of nasty reveals. Its over now thank goodness.
ReplyDeleteI hope the abondoneer was hit by a bus
ReplyDeleteBUT...
The cynical bitch in me wonders if this was a scam.
Either way the model is HEART worthy. Bless her.
a good babysitter is hard to find yall
ReplyDeleteWhat a great story, Seven! :)
ReplyDeleteI stand by my statement: don't pay for travel with your vagina. Poor form
ReplyDelete"Coachella doesn't take American Express, but it does take Vagina. Vagina, it's everywhere you want to be"
DeleteCoachella (Can we call it Chinchilla? It sounds more fun) VIP passes are $800, and if you want camping accommodations included (oh, please!), the cost goes up to $4800. That's a significant amount of, uh, "vagina".
DeleteMaybe it was really fancy vagina! Like bedazzled! Or it played music! Or there was butter? I dunno, I'm just spitballing here
DeleteBedazzled va-jay-jay, is that like a gold or platinum card? Bitter c***ts are not accepted, but butter ones ARE. The payment options can be confusing.
DeleteHa! One too many *s.
DeleteI figured one of them was a gem from the Bedazzler....
DeleteSomething like that, Cocoa!
DeleteGood one, TNC!
Delete****V****
Grass is a much better form of currency.
DeleteNow thats true beauty. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteOkay since it is last post of the day (and STILL no Gweeds?? :( ) I will do my:
ReplyDeleteMREEP MREEP OT ALERT!!
Book Club meet tonight y'all! The book / movie choice is The Princess Bride by William Goldman and the book choice is 19 Minutes by Jodi Picoult.
It starts at 6:30 pm Mountain Time (1 hour ahead of Enty-time if that helps) and there will also be a Sunday Night Social post if anyone just wants to come hang oot and shoot the shite.
Every one is welcome (cept trolls, natch), would love to see everyone there. Clicky on my profile or:
www.webebookclubbin.blogspot.com
MREEP MREEP OT OVER!!
what's gweed?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Dragon, QueenAnneGuido
DeleteReally sad, and very generous.
ReplyDeleteI will often pack the jr Vs up, put not a penny in my pocket and scoot off with random men to hipster festivals. Because what's not sensible about that?
ReplyDeleteUh 19 Minutes isn't about how long it takes a girl to finish off a guy is it TTM? (That's kinda embarrassing for him) .
ReplyDeleteI drank with Andre the Giant once big mistake. Well he was in the bar anyway. During the festivities somebody fell through the plate glass window of the bar we were in. Good times!
Um, I couldn't speak for all us girls, OR all the guys sandy, so I don't know! I have been married for awhile, so that would be like doing it 14 times? So like 7 years worth?
DeleteAndre the Giant that poor bastage, whatta life. And since you have clearly seen the movie of The Princess Bride, are you coming to BookClub?
I'll see maybe...
ReplyDeleteAh, TTM! Its been a couple of difficult eye days. Your shout out was a welcome tonic.
ReplyDeleteSix more weeks.... soon I'll be back to normal.
Have fun at book club. Are you serving bitter bitter wontons?
Yay, Gweeds!! Always better when you are aboot. I'm sorry your peeper has you in the dumps, is it giving you trouble or is it the walking into things?
DeleteI am not serving the wontons, too bitter for me! Maybe a crab dish...
Never been to one of this festivals, but is it appropriate to bring your children??
ReplyDeletexLux, Coachella is advertised as a "family festival" and kids aged 5 and under can attend for $0. There's a ton of people, with booze and drugs, but it is a music festival. It all depends on what one is comfortable exposing one's children to, and supervision is a must.
DeleteI wonder what Chris Sarandon is up to these days? (Until about 5 minutes ago I hadn't thought or heard about him in years!)
ReplyDeleteMy god he was a dish around that time, sandy. That and Fright Night, rawr!
DeleteEmily Maynard finally found a guy to take ca-- I mean, marry her. Hope he has lotsa $$$.
ReplyDeletehey even single moms have a right to hear really shitty music in the desert ya'll
ReplyDeleteTestify, sugarbread!
DeleteSex and drugs and rock and roll ain't family type shit. Sorry coachilla bitches.
ReplyDeleteWet 'n Wild water park in Palm Springs would be more fun and appropriate for kids. Not that anyone was asking for travel ideas.
ReplyDeleteFuck that I ain't flying out there for Wet n Wild we got one here. :( (however Palm Springs >>>Orlando. Orlando >the city sewer system
ReplyDeleteFun for kids, baby, not the adults!! There's plenty for the grown ups to do. Dry out in the desert and get your drink on!
ReplyDeleteThink if kids grow up been o coachella, they will end up like LIndasy Lohan
ReplyDeleteThe little Jenner brats were there this year too so there's that...
ReplyDeleteEven single mothers are naive, maybe she didn't realize this day out to Coachella had those kind of strings attached, either put it out there what you are expecting in which case leave the kid at home but he probably thinks if she brings the kid he can put even more pressure on her but the loser just need to spare everyone and just pay for sex directly but some people love toying with people, makes them feel powerful see Dangerous Liasons/Cruel Intentions for movie representations of the same and really it is how many in Hollywood operate every day
ReplyDeleteMs. Ambrosio most likely has seen it over and over again may even been a victim of it herself
xLux, if you're talking about Coachella the festival, yup! It's held in Indio, not the city of Coachella, both of which are among the bunch of cities in the Coachella Valley, just to be confusing.
ReplyDeleteI see parents taking their kids to music festivals and rock concerts more and more - with aging boomers more festivals are family friendlier - some of the rock concerts you think why are you bringing a five year old when the lead singer is swearing every third word - saw Foo Fighters at a music festival attended by many families, Dave Grohl was swearing like a trooper but he was funny as hell, and it was awesome. We were standing beside one family where the kids were like 4 and 6 and we thought it was hysterical that they were dancing to the Foo Fighters and even knew some of the lyrics, along with their parents.
ReplyDeleteThose kids had good taste and lucky for you to see Foo. Good googly moogly I loves me some David Grohl.
DeleteOh I missed Cocoa's first post, no surprise that Coachella has a family friendly approach
ReplyDeleteTTM, if your picture is you then you are hotter than anyone discussed lately. My compliments.
ReplyDeleteWow, thank you, cowbulls! That is so me
DeleteWhat the fuck are you talking about? ATM is about as attractive as a poor-man's Jewel Kercher. Lose some weight, sweetie.
DeleteI'm only attracted to ATMs that give me money. I don't know who Jewel Kercher is, though, or if she needs P90X. Maybe she needs to go on Atkins.
DeleteUm,ATM, Jewel Kercher? Was any of that directed at me, Skeletor?
DeleteGood for Ale. She was recently rated #7 on somebody's hottest list. Well deserved I would add.
ReplyDeleteOT (dont even try it):
ReplyDeleteTracy Morgan has several broken bones and is still in critical condition (which means he is in ICU) but his condition has improved and probably not life-threatening
Oh, shove it up your ass about, "not trying it". Fuck off, bitch.
DeleteWth??
DeleteErm... what just happened...
DeleteGlad it wasn't just me... What??
DeleteEveryone had covered the problem of going to coachella without a means of getting home, especially with a child. Though I guess those festivals are at strange places.
ReplyDeleteVery nice of the model.
I think if you're smart about it with your kids than a music festival shouldn't be any more crazy than Chuckie Cheese. Just stay away from the young boozers and the ones who look out of control and stay at the back of the crowd during performances. Most people are usually smoking right in the middle of the show crowd, so I think if you stay at the back where the spaces are wide and people are more chill it should be alright to have your kid with you. I saw quite a few kids at Free Press Summer Fest last weekend but they were always hanging out on a picnic blanket under a tree with their parents and far away from the crowds.
ReplyDeleteAh yes Cocoa, I meant the festival! Im not american so I didnt know it was an actual city
ReplyDeleteFoo Foghters are awesome in concert.
ReplyDeleteI last saw them on the Foozer tour where they had Weezer open for them. OMG what a show in the now defunct Meodowlands !
I went to lots of concerts with my parents growing up. Mostly at PNC Art Center.
I once saw my dad get passed a joint there while we were at a Santana. He looked at me. Looked at the joint. Looked at me again and said Nah man. If I had been older I would have protested but I was too young to understand was going on. LOL.
@TTM
ReplyDeleteI've read and watched the Princess Bride. The book reads just like the movie and the movie plays just like the book. LOL.
Lol, yes, totally AJ! Are you gonna come tonight??
DeleteMight. Have company over. Depends when they leave.
DeleteI think we should have book themed meals... Iocane powdered lemonade. Six fingered Manhattan clam chowder. Rum&Cokes Of Unusual Size....
ReplyDeleteHi Bacon Ranch
ReplyDelete(Ice queen fyi)
ReplyDeleteOH, I see. Sandy, you didn't pray hard enough. Or right enough. I don't exactly know how it works.
DeleteAnd while yore at it Gimme A T For Texas
ReplyDeleteJust in time for discussion of 19 minutes!
ReplyDeleteI know rite, Bacon Ranch doesn't like any off topic even if its good news like that.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't BR, hunny. ;)
DeleteFrom what I recall, IceQueen doesn't like runners. Or discussions re: running, but I didn't know she was suspected of being another BR alt. But really, they can't ALL be her, can they?
ReplyDeletePosts are up, come when ya can!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I gather TTM "fuck off bitch" is a pretty big clue.
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely right, sandy. Maybe that's her angry voice
DeleteOT again: Beat the Heat!! Go Spurs!
ReplyDelete@TTM - I love your new pic! Blue is definitely your colour!
ReplyDeleteThanks, surfer! It's my booze pic for Book Club
DeleteWhich has started people!
www.webebookclubbin.blogspot.com
Sandy! You're a Floridian - why aren't you rooting for the home team?
ReplyDeleteBecause the bitch thinks I'm scared because SHE "thinks" she knows where I'm posting from.
DeleteRight. More out of the blue nastiness. I'm blowing this popsicle stand, and heading over to Book Club
ReplyDeleteWho’s with me? Let’s gooooo.
I'm in Central Florida Surfed this is Magic territory not Heat territory.
ReplyDeleteActually, it's whatever the fuck territory I want it to be.
DeleteTehehehe
ReplyDeleteOh, FFS.
One can always count on CDAN for some type of ridiculous drama/emotional meltdown.
Surfer
ReplyDeleteNot even close. You have no clue hoe far from a surfable body of what I am.
DeleteThat's okay Sandy ;). Since Orlando's not part of the equation, couldn't exceptions be made?
ReplyDeleteAnd FTR, there was an article here about how rooting for the Canadiens (before they were eliminated) was a big no-no, if you lived elsewhere in Canada. It was pretty funny.
@Surfer is the article online? I'd love to read it. But if you'd prefer not to say (with all of the trolling going on) that's totally fine. :)
DeleteI'm a Sharks fan who loves like 8 other teams (I have to make a flow chart every year for play-off cheering, it's a little out of control at this point tbh). I should be cheering for LA but it's Too Soon and I love Dominic Moore so Rangers it is.
Since I lived originally in NYC and the Heat were our biggest rivals when we were good Surfer no. But I haven't seen very many ppl rooting for them here either--there might be history from Shaq.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. Vince Carter shows up here, and gets major boos.
ReplyDeleteWell yeah he sux. :) too many expectations. Anyway I remember there was one year in the playoffs he was graduating from UNC and he decided that was more important than preparing for the game.
ReplyDeleteFor the 2075th time: no one can "track" you based on IP while using a Google account, not even the blog owner, unless you commit a crime. Have you committed a crime? Like stalking?
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
IceQueen's blog will make anyone call up a therapist and ask for some Prozac, stat. What a fucking Debbie Downer. Don't quit your day job, Icey.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Wendy?
ReplyDeleteOr is it Headrot?
ReplyDeleteSeven, you can absolutely be tracked from an IP. You have to purchase the means to track. I know people who have the capability. It is important especially if you are in the type of business where you get a lot of press or reviews.
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Delete@lutefisk: No. You cannot be tracked if you're signed in using a Blogger account.
DeleteBlogger accounts are off-limits without a court order. Enty only gets reports of people logging on from general IPs, not specific IPs. The only way they'd get a specific IP is with a court order, and even then, they'd have to provide proof of a specific threat.
I don't remember headrot being such a bitch to others.
ReplyDeleteOh yes. She went on some crazy rants! Then she came back and was somewhat pleasant (but hasn't been back in a while)
ReplyDeleteHeadrot is in rehab so imma cut her some slack. She's been back to report on her progress.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize a Google account couldn't be tracked. I know an IP address could, so I thought it included everything sent from that address.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was out. I hope this is not her and that she is recovering
ReplyDeleteYou may be right. I hope she's doing ok too.
DeleteSooo who watched GOT tonight?
ReplyDeleteWe're having some GoT talk in the Sunday Night Social if you wanted to come Ray?
DeleteNo spoilers please!! Will watch in a couple of hours!
Deleteaww man is the club is on?
ReplyDeleteYes! Dragon, come over! Tiiile, Tina, surfer, EVERYONE!
ReplyDeletewww.webebookclubbin.blogspot.com
Sorry, clicky on my profile!
DeleteI will next time!
ReplyDeleteDayum! I have helped people like that. But the JERKS in the world who do things like this...it's really sad.
ReplyDelete@Riven! I found the article, but can't make it clicky (sorry!).
ReplyDeleteI really like Dominic Moore (did you know he's from Toronto?). You know his brother Steve was the one whose career was ruined by Todd Bertuzzi, right?
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/kelly-switching-allegiances-to-cheer-for-the-habs-is-not-an-option/article18737506/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=Referrer%3A+Social+Network+%2F+Media&utm_campaign=Shared+Web+Article+Links
Article Clicky.
Delete@Surfer awesome thanks!! That was hilarious. And yes Bertuzzi is one of the reasons I want Dom to win the Cup. He and his family have been through so much, and I just really want him to have that shining moment.
DeleteAlso Bertuzzi is the reason I stopped cheering for the Ducks the summer after they won the Cup (yessss I acknowledge it was the movie that got me into hockey as a kid). I could accept Pronger as a necessary evil but not Bertuzzi.
It's funny to me that the Red Wings are another team I like, and I will cheer for them but never for the Cup as long as Bertuzzi is on the team. Once playoffs starts I'm cheering against Bertuzzi!
You're the best Wiglet! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteIrresponsible mommy rescued by an angel.
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