Thursday, June 19, 2014
Blind Item #9
This B- list celebrity who only ranks that high because she is the offspring of an A list dad and B list mom just found out that the person she thought loved her for love actually loves her for her family money. While our celebrity was out of town her significant other hooked up with several other people and spent the entir
bALDWINS DAUGHTER
ReplyDeleteYes? Spent the entir....
ReplyDelete... huh?
ReplyDeleteNo gender so I will say Warren and Annette's Son/daughter
ReplyDelete...............?
ReplyDeleteFrances Bean?
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood.
ReplyDelete+1 with that Tyler t-bag
DeleteE time singing her praises"? Now someone else do the next sentence!
ReplyDeleteHe then spent the weekend composing a sonnet for her.
DeleteAnd after that, he filmed a video of Joy Behar running in place under a waterfall. On a loop.
DeleteHe gathered together all the money he had been hoarding, every single penny she thought she had spent on him, and brought it all to the realtor, where he put down 5 percent on a reasonably priced 4 and a half bath bungalow within walking distance of schools and with good neighbourhood infrastructure. It's a love story!
DeleteBut sadly, he let Jonah Hill stay there for the weekend and the place got trashed. Now he is selling his body to Mel Gibson to pay for the damages.
DeleteFortunately, Mel pays top dollar to keep his man-hos quiet, so he was able to repair most of the damage to their split-level love nest.
DeleteI am proud to say I forget her name
ReplyDeleteWillow
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood and her still-husband lolz
ReplyDeleteIreland! Ireland Baldwin and her female lover
ReplyDeleteAll of the Willises, Baldwins, Eastwoods and Lisa Marie
ReplyDeleteRut ro. Someone needs to check on Enty.
ReplyDeleteSomebody whacked Enty before he could finish typing and he fell on the post button.
ReplyDelete"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids..."
DeleteRIP Casey Kasem
DeleteEastwoods mother is not B list anything
ReplyDelete@snookie. Actually, I knew who Frances Fisher was before she hooked up with Eastwood (didn't know she was nuts before that, but knew who she was.) She's on Resurrection now. Clint's current (soon-to-be-ex) wife, not so much.
DeleteIll take Alecs spawn and her muff diving rapper friend.
ReplyDeleteWillow too young
ReplyDeleteSiri Cruise. Them kindergarten heart breaks are the worst.
ReplyDelete(I still heart you David Cook)
Balwins daughter or Beattys daughters both fit.
ReplyDeleteI'll finish it
ReplyDelete"and spent the entire time playing candyland and braiding each other's hair"
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ReplyDeleteA blind so boring Enty fell asleep before he finished writing it!
ReplyDeleteLOL JAS..True..
ReplyDeleteSomebody shot Enty mid sentence. Call 911!
ReplyDelete@andrewbw hahaha
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud while reading this post. Go home Enty, you're drunk.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Baldwin, well then they were both using each other!
ReplyDeleteI do like the Francis Bean guess. Hope not. I'm rooting for that girl.
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ReplyDeleteI totally pictured Enty nodding off in a drunken stuper while typing that.
ReplyDeleteI was going to guess Rumor Willis, but I'm not gung ho about it.
Man....I hate when people only love me for my money.
ReplyDeleteIt stinks but it happens.
ReplyDeleteCake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.
ReplyDeleteI shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)
Cake and Horseloving Gal...thanks for making me spit take.
ReplyDeleteI shall commit the moment to sensory memory and summon it for potential auditions in future. ;)
Ireland
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