This former soft porn actress turned failed sitcom star is running out of funds and has taken to making private sex videos with men who used to love watching her get naked in the 80's.
Sandy - this is actually a great guess. She started on MTV and then made a bunch of those soft porn films that went straight to cable.(see her wiki). She has been on a few tv series but none were big or caught on. Only real thing she has going is a part in Sharknado 2. That being said she was not around in the 80's so it must be someone older.
I was thinking Shannon Tweed, but I think Enty would have mentioned her reality TV stunt. Also I don't think she has a failed sitcom, from what I can see on imdb.
@Kno oh I knew that she wasn't a Hershey, I just mixed up the fact that she dated a Carradine with her name change. She once went by Seagull, and in my head that got twisted to her being a Carradine and changing her name, thus the (still wrong but for other reasons) family money reference.
I don't think it's actually her now that I have my facts correct.
Who's the one that Kirk Cameron had fired back in the 80's? I can't remember her name but I remember she played his longtime girlfriend and he has her fired because of her extracurricular activities.
I think the blinds about Denise having a select few -- 3-4 -- regulars, combined with her own sitcom income and of course the $55k in child support each month renders her out of this one
Roseann
ReplyDeleteUm, Camille Grammer?
ReplyDeleteSomebody close to 50 ....hmm not a fan of skinenax films
ReplyDeleteLoni Anderson!
ReplyDeleteSending out the bat signal for the @Count...
ReplyDeleteLaura San Giacomo?
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was Sex Lies and Videotapes for some reason...
Jenna Jameson?
ReplyDeleteJenna Jameson?
ReplyDeleteJenna was the one on Rosranne? I thought of her too bc she's a MESS right now
DeleteJJ is hardcore porn though. There is nothing soft about that mess.
DeleteTraci Lords was hardcore.
ReplyDeleteKari Wuhrer
ReplyDeleteSandy - this is actually a great guess. She started on MTV and then made a bunch of those soft porn films that went straight to cable.(see her wiki). She has been on a few tv series but none were big or caught on. Only real thing she has going is a part in Sharknado 2. That being said she was not around in the 80's so it must be someone older.
DeleteTraci Lord?
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ReplyDeleteSo what?
ReplyDeleteGet money Bitch.
But Traci Lords was also hard core
ReplyDeleteSoftcore in the 80's? I wouldn't have expected much of a demand for softcore wjem you could get the real thing.
ReplyDeletewas Tawny Kittaen every on a sitcom? Anyone seen the movie Witch Craft about the Ouija board? NOW THAT was a classic lol
ReplyDelete@derek I used to love that movie! Lol. Patch was also in it.
DeleteLove that movie! My aunt is good friends with the actor who played Patch, as well as the actress who played his wife (Mary Beth Evans)
DeleteBachelor party too. With Tom Hanks.
Deletederek harvey, Tawny Kitaen was on the syndicated '80s/'90s version of WKRP in Cincinnati.
ReplyDeletecool---then Tawny FTW! Shes feisty!
ReplyDeleteTraci Lord
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney's old GF Krista Allen?
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ReplyDeleteIf you think that Jenna Jameson or Traci Lords were "soft porn", I wonder what you think is hard. Max Hardcore? Veronica Moser?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Shannon Tweed, but I think Enty would have mentioned her reality TV stunt. Also I don't think she has a failed sitcom, from what I can see on imdb.
ReplyDeleteSoftcore
ReplyDeletePia Z.
Shannon Tweed
Tanya Roberts, That 70's show
Bo Derek
Sybil Danning
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make a wild guess that Enty has no idea the difference between soft core and hard core porn.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say Jenna Jameson. If you look at Traci Lords imdb, she is still working in tv and movies.
JJ did several interviews in 2013 saying she was broke and needed money, so was looking at going back to porn.
Nicki Cox
ReplyDeleteBarbara Hershey is unrelated to the chocolate folks. She was born Barbara Lynn Herzstein.
ReplyDelete@Kno oh I knew that she wasn't a Hershey, I just mixed up the fact that she dated a Carradine with her name change. She once went by Seagull, and in my head that got twisted to her being a Carradine and changing her name, thus the (still wrong but for other reasons) family money reference.
DeleteI don't think it's actually her now that I have my facts correct.
Traci Lords
ReplyDeleteI too was thinking Tanya Roberts. Didn't they replace her at one point or did she leave of her own volition?
ReplyDeleteAny of Lorenzo Llamas' exes?
ReplyDeleteDid Ru Paul ever do soft porn?
ReplyDeleteWho's the one that Kirk Cameron had fired back in the 80's? I can't remember her name but I remember she played his longtime girlfriend and he has her fired because of her extracurricular activities.
ReplyDeleteTracey McCollough but she's a comedian. He said that because she had posed for Playboy the show was promoting porn.
DeletePam Anderson
ReplyDeleteI was SURE Count would be all over this!
ReplyDeleteBrooke Shields also comes to mind but she's married so cheating would probably be mentioned.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Williams? Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteThe list of eligible actresses for this is endless since they all "Moonlight".
ReplyDeleteCybill Sheppard
Denise Richards - she did softcore before her first TV gig in 1990.
ReplyDeleteI think the blinds about Denise having a select few -- 3-4 -- regulars, combined with her own sitcom income and of course the $55k in child support each month renders her out of this one
ReplyDeleteTomatoes- that was Julie McCullogh.
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