This other sister is well on her way to a sex tape too. Well, if you count cell phone videos that her boyfriend has taken. The problem is he loves sharing them with people so she better act fast if she wants to make money.
Sorry boo. It's a secret power of mine. Some times it's luck of the draw though, as the processing can lag, especially when everyone is trying to post.
Correction: Kendall is 18, but come on now, this is totally French & Khloe. Khloe loves making/sending videos and this blind was already on HSK
Back when kuwtk first came on, there was an episode that I was guilty of watching. They all went to cancun or some thing with joe Francis and the little Jenner girls got left with brother of the year Brody. They were running around sliding on the stripper pole screaming "girls gone wild." Hands down, there is more than one tape out there of both of them, of age or not. Those girls were destined for greatness.
@Derek I like your thinking. I tried thinking of others and got as far as googling "Pamela Anderson sister" but the results page made me throw up in the back of my mouth. (Fwiw she doesn't have a sister but there are some weird pages that come up).
Enough with K-Slut, Kris. We get it...all of your daughters are hugely popular with the penis-bearing population(as is most anything with an innie). OK, staaaahhhp. By the way, thanks for not having 19 children. Bet you didn't think Duggar would kick your ass in the numbers game! Bwahahahaha!
@LadyH, Kendall is 18 and there was an article in Radar yesterday where PMK says she's fine with her daughter posing topless, and loves Khloe's boyfriend (somebody named "French Montana" and not "Spanish Idaho").
True that I also just realized Kendall is 18 but she has no bf, unless you count bearding for Styles. Plus, Khloe is well known to send Fraunchy this shit and he has been reported to have viewing parties with the homies.
@LadyH, not that I'm disagreeing with you, just that E gets BIs from Radar and DM. This could very well be Khloe but it's worded in such a way that it could be Kendall OR Khloe. I'm only going with Kendall b/c of the Radar link.
(And also, Khloe sex tape gives me the heebie jeebies.)
Derek, yes that's the one! Even Brody has sense enough to be like "this is so wrong." I seen that episode and the one where Scott stuffs money in a waiters mouth and it was enough for me.
Notice PMK said Kylie is still going to live with her. That means PMK will continue to let Kylie run hog wild - just so PMK can pimp out the shell of a teenager left. If PMK acted like a concerned mother, or like Bruce, Kylie would bolt and get new management, just like Selena did with her parents.
Remember people, if you really want to get rid of America's trashiest family for good - don't tune in to their shows. It's ALL about the ratings. Under 2 million is the key, that's when E cancelled the dreadful "Kendra", and they were headed there when the last group of shows was suddenly pulled off the air.
I thought French Montana was just PR. I read somewhere that Khloe was with him just for PR for her new Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons show because Kim wouldn't be on it. I read she laughed about him behind his back. So, it may not be them but then again who knows...
Which ever Jenner kid that's screwing the douchey Smith kid. Pimp Mama Kris has probably already started taking bids on the sex tape. She won't be happy if people are seeing it for free.
Khloe/French
ReplyDeleteA Jenner girl, of course.
ReplyDeleteOr Nicky Hilton but no, it's a Jenner.
The barely legal Jenner
ReplyDeleteKendal and Kylie
ReplyDeleteKhloe & French
ReplyDeleteKendal being the star ---Kylie is too young
ReplyDeleteThe one with Jaden.
DeleteThe Jenner girls can't make money off of sex tapes as they are underage
ReplyDeleteKhloe
With Satan's Homegirl (PMK), all things are possible.
DeleteKhloe made money already no?
ReplyDelete@LadyH - how on earth do you type so fast??? I thought for sure I'd be first on this one! ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry boo. It's a secret power of mine. Some times it's luck of the draw though, as the processing can lag, especially when everyone is trying to post.
DeleteCorrection: Kendall is 18, but come on now, this is totally French & Khloe. Khloe loves making/sending videos and this blind was already on HSK
I'm guessing the one that starts with K.
Deletewho on earth could sit through a Khloe sex video?
ReplyDeleteLike 2 whales attacking each other
DeleteJenner girl with that douchey
ReplyDeleteJenner girl with that douchey
ReplyDeleteBack when kuwtk first came on, there was an episode that I was guilty of watching. They all went to cancun or some thing with joe Francis and the little Jenner girls got left with brother of the year Brody. They were running around sliding on the stripper pole screaming "girls gone wild." Hands down, there is more than one tape out there of both of them, of age or not. Those girls were destined for greatness.
ReplyDeleteFarrah Abraham has a sister. They like to take their mom out and force her to wear ugly wigs and yell at her in public!
ReplyDelete@Derek I like your thinking. I tried thinking of others and got as far as googling "Pamela Anderson sister" but the results page made me throw up in the back of my mouth. (Fwiw she doesn't have a sister but there are some weird pages that come up).
DeleteEnough with K-Slut, Kris. We get it...all of your daughters are hugely popular with the penis-bearing population(as is most anything with an innie). OK, staaaahhhp.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, thanks for not having 19 children.
Bet you didn't think Duggar would kick your ass in the numbers game!
Bwahahahaha!
@Krystie---that is 1 of 3 episodes I have seen!!!! They were like 10 and 12?!
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ReplyDeletehas it become a rite of passage for the K house or does Pimp Mama itch to direct?
ReplyDelete@LadyH, Kendall is 18 and there was an article in Radar yesterday where PMK says she's fine with her daughter posing topless, and loves Khloe's boyfriend (somebody named "French Montana" and not "Spanish Idaho").
ReplyDeleteStraight From The ‘Momager’s’ Mouth! Kris Jenner Keeps Up With Her Kids Rob, Kendall & Khloé
(edit, I said Frenchie was Kendall's BF)
True that I also just realized Kendall is 18 but she has no bf, unless you count bearding for Styles. Plus, Khloe is well known to send Fraunchy this shit and he has been reported to have viewing parties with the homies.
Delete@LadyH, not that I'm disagreeing with you, just that E gets BIs from Radar and DM. This could very well be Khloe but it's worded in such a way that it could be Kendall OR Khloe. I'm only going with Kendall b/c of the Radar link.
Delete(And also, Khloe sex tape gives me the heebie jeebies.)
Fraunchy. Hehehe.
Deleteoh Khloe.......that's so déclassé
ReplyDeleteMy Own Private Spanish Idaho?
ReplyDeletenot Kim level of money though.....
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan
ReplyDeleteOh that says 'tape' not 'list.' My bad.
Derek, yes that's the one! Even Brody has sense enough to be like "this is so wrong." I seen that episode and the one where Scott stuffs money in a waiters mouth and it was enough for me.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Kraps.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Kraps.
ReplyDeleteThe only scene from that show I've ever watched is when the Armenian Urinal was on some trip and PMK didn't get her the VIP suite.
ReplyDeleteShe had a code 10 meltdown. Vowed never to watch that puss filled boil, stuck on the butt of America.
Kristen what an apt description. Puss filled boil is right.
Deleteshe's disgusting
ReplyDeleteNotice PMK said Kylie is still going to live with her. That means PMK will continue to let Kylie run hog wild - just so PMK can pimp out the shell of a teenager left. If PMK acted like a concerned mother, or like Bruce, Kylie would bolt and get new management, just like Selena did with her parents.
ReplyDeleteRemember people, if you really want to get rid of America's trashiest family for good - don't tune in to their shows. It's ALL about the ratings. Under 2 million is the key, that's when E cancelled the dreadful "Kendra", and they were headed there when the last group of shows was suddenly pulled off the air.
Khloe or Kylie.
ReplyDeleteGreat, both those girls are Beasts. Who the hell wants to watch that shit?
Kylie J and The Biebs (based on his Selena antics).
ReplyDeleteIf not JB, then Jaden.
Before long PMK will have them pimping out the latest and greatest antibiotic, and it will have the K stamp of approval.
ReplyDeleteJust wait for the mother sex tape- with that ego it is coming- She just needs to find someone willing to do her.
ReplyDeleteTexas - HSK says that already exists. Raiders team.
DeleteActually, @LadyH makes a good case for Khloe.
ReplyDeleteThere was that IG snap of her and FM gun toting like a derivative Jay & Bey.
But, yuck. Who really wants to see Sexsquatch vids?
Tigercat - The bears at the zoo.
DeleteTrying to appeal to a younger generation of vapid TV suckers.
ReplyDeleteHo train is pulling into the station right on time.
PMK will alter the younger ugly one's birth certificate, like she did her face. Such a great mother.
ReplyDeleteIt's their version of a debutant ball. Boys she's marriageable you just need to sell your soul to her mother.
ReplyDeleteFarrah set the bar high w/ Celeb Anal. If a whore wanna generate higher interest, she gotta go celeb DP.
ReplyDeleteThis generation is like " Truman" movie. They are only alive if on film or media.
ReplyDeleteComing in late, and just to be different, Elle Fanning.
ReplyDeleteI thought French Montana was just PR. I read somewhere that Khloe was with him just for PR for her new Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons show because Kim wouldn't be on it. I read she laughed about him behind his back. So, it may not be them but then again who knows...
ReplyDeleteZsa Zsa.
ReplyDeleteWhich ever Jenner kid that's screwing the douchey Smith kid. Pimp Mama Kris has probably already started taking bids on the sex tape. She won't be happy if people are seeing it for free.
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