I like how this BI is trying to convince us that at one point Kim and Kanye did actually have sex. Bitch please, he used a turkey baster and had 6 servants hold her upside down while she edited selfies in Photoshop.
Business arrangement only. Divorce will occur when no benefit to staying married anymore. Then Kim can go on and find a new guy for another over the top wedding. For Kim, it's always look at me! Look at me!!! I am fabulous!
Kanye isn't as young as he used to be. Once men reach a certain age, they don't get erections like teenagers anymore. So we have to save them for our special "friends", or the occasionally hustler you pick up and beat the shit out of after because you hate yourself for acting on how you truly feel.
I really really really want Amber Rose to release a tell-all, but she was probably paid off quite nicely to keep her mouth shut.
@Reno & @Sherry it's self defense, the thought of either of them naked and in flagrante delicto makes me throw up in the back of my mouth. Must. Assume. Celibacy.
Doesn't enty usually use "from an A list reality star family" when talking about one of the Kardashians? I go with TI and Tiny. Although I would beg to differ on Tiny being A.
Kimmykakes went in 2 season ago on that show to "freeze" her eggs and boom. 3 episodes later she's surprisingly preggers. It only took 3 episodes? ?? Turkey baster indeed They're just testing us to see how stupid we really are
Ooooh, I do like the Ice T and Coco guess, since she cheated on him about that long ago! Maybe he's holding back on her as punishment. Of course, Kanye Kardashian is first and foremost in my head, since they both like penis.
Ot..alert..karrhoochie Tran is hosting bet awards at 2 PM pt. Red carpet. Too bad riri is not going. .Would give anything to see Tran ask queen riri a question and riri shut her down! !
Jay & Hey. The original business marriage. I may be in the minority, but I think Kim & Kanye have sex. Humpries jumpoff said she saw Kanye sneak up to Kim's hotel room many a night while she was with Reggie Bush. There were also rumors of her sneaking out the back entrance of his place in NYC often & during the same period. Just saying.
You know, that's a pretty sweet deal for Kim. I would be just fine with that arrangement, to tell you the truth. She doesn't have to fiddle around with sex, is looking at $17M real estate, and he loves to shop with her & play dress up. It'd be like marrying your gay best-friend. Which is pretty much exactly what it is
easy easy easy
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Kimye?
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Oh Kim Kanye good guess. Duh.
ReplyDeleteIt's all business.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they ever have??
ReplyDeleteI like how this BI is trying to convince us that at one point Kim and Kanye did actually have sex. Bitch please, he used a turkey baster and had 6 servants hold her upside down while she edited selfies in Photoshop.
ReplyDelete@Riven, that sounds completely plausible. Maybe that's why Kim always looks so pissed off nowadays. She needs the D to live.
DeleteDucky girl some of us do. It doesn't have to be attached to a man necessarily. LOL!
Delete@Jack I confess I got my inspiration from the insemination episode of The L Word.
Delete@sherry I know what you mean lol and riven I Love that episode! I miss that show.
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ReplyDeletesome marriages are not traditional. maybe the synergy works in other areas.
Business arrangement only. Divorce will occur when no benefit to staying married anymore. Then Kim can go on and find a new guy for another over the top wedding. For Kim, it's always look at me! Look at me!!! I am fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI know I am in the minority here but I think Kimye do actually have sex. And again I loathe myself for even thinking that!
ReplyDeleteI don't see any benefit of them being a couple. There both jerks, now just a (fake) pair of jerks.
ReplyDeleteSherry I'm with you. I think so too. Everyone here is so jaded lately thinking no couples are real anymore. ;) LOL
ReplyDeleteKanye isn't as young as he used to be. Once men reach a certain age, they don't get erections like teenagers anymore. So we have to save them for our special "friends", or the occasionally hustler you pick up and beat the shit out of after because you hate yourself for acting on how you truly feel.
ReplyDeleteI really really really want Amber Rose to release a tell-all, but she was probably paid off quite nicely to keep her mouth shut.
@Reno & @Sherry it's self defense, the thought of either of them naked and in flagrante delicto makes me throw up in the back of my mouth. Must. Assume. Celibacy.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't enty usually use "from an A list reality star family" when talking about one of the Kardashians? I go with TI and Tiny. Although I would beg to differ on Tiny being A.
ReplyDeleteDid they ever ?
ReplyDelete@Basil--he is not 80! I am sure he can get it up for that Givenchy designer
ReplyDeleteIce T is a grandpa---and his grandson just murdered someone!
ReplyDeleteWait, what? Link please.
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ReplyDeleteI know I am in the minority here but I think Kimye do actually have sex.
And you are probably right, but they don't have sex with each other, both look for cocks outside marriage.
Kimmykakes went in 2 season ago on that show to "freeze" her eggs and boom. 3 episodes later she's surprisingly preggers.
ReplyDeleteIt only took 3 episodes? ??
Turkey baster indeed
They're just testing us to see how stupid we really are
Kanye isn't fucking her because he's banging his designer friend DUH
ReplyDeleteOoooh, I do like the Ice T and Coco guess, since she cheated on him about that long ago! Maybe he's holding back on her as punishment. Of course, Kanye Kardashian is first and foremost in my head, since they both like penis.
ReplyDeleteOt..alert..karrhoochie Tran is hosting bet awards at 2 PM pt. Red carpet. Too bad riri is not going. .Would give anything to see Tran ask queen riri a question and riri shut her down! !
ReplyDeleteJay & Hey. The original business marriage. I may be in the minority, but I think Kim & Kanye have sex. Humpries jumpoff said she saw Kanye sneak up to Kim's hotel room many a night while she was with Reggie Bush. There were also rumors of her sneaking out the back entrance of his place in NYC often & during the same period. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteKim doesn't care for sex, and Kanye is gay, so this arrangement works well.
ReplyDeleteI hate that I like the Ice/Coco guess.
ReplyDeleteYou know, that's a pretty sweet deal for Kim. I would be just fine with that arrangement, to tell you the truth. She doesn't have to fiddle around with sex, is looking at $17M real estate, and he loves to shop with her & play dress up. It'd be like marrying your gay best-friend. Which is pretty much exactly what it is
ReplyDeleteObviously it and tiny
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ReplyDeleteI don't believe Kim and Kanye have ever had sex. The baby is obviously his but it was turkey baster all the way IMO.
ReplyDeletePMK laying the groundwork for the inevitable divorce?
The Ice-T and Coco guess is interesting but he's mostly an actor now.
ReplyDeleteIs TI A list? I guess I live in a different reality.
Ummmm...Kim and Kanye have NEVER had sex. She's got the wrong bits.
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