This A list singer might be a newlywed but it hasn't stopped them from cheating right before the wedding and shortly after. Things never end well for this singer.
I guess Melissa's your run-of-the-mill hound dog, eh? Rock 'n' roll lifestyle and all that jazz. Didn't she do that first wife (the one who was married to Lou Diamond Phillips and had David Crosby's kids) way wrong?
That's because Melissa Etheridge is a dick! Not because there's some strange mythological condition and stars aligning to deprive ME of a healthy relationship; she's a straight up choad
@TTM - I don't hear the term "choad" used nearly often enough, so thanks for that. I'll be sure and pepper my conversation with it in your honor :-)! Sometimes you gotta revive the classics to keep things fresh!
Yeah but her ex-wife seems like a bitch too. Complaining that she cant live off of 30 grand a month child support and she may have to go to the food bank lol smh
@derek - honestly don't remember the deets, but they both seemed plain nuts at the time. But didn't Melissa up and leave and freeze all the $ or something? Like a major dramarama exit that only serves to scar the kids for life.
My FB friend quotes 'em all, but the one I remember the most is I Wanna Come Over. See, she was having an affair with another FB friend's husband, and they aired all their dirty laundry right there on FB in front of God and everybody. These are professional people in their 40's btw. It was a complete train wreck that had phone lines blazing all over the country - all of us who knew them personally and professionally bore witness to the debacle. CRAY!
@Seven - I know, that's why I can't quit it! I love how you don't have to dig anymore to get dirt on people - they post it for everyone and their mother to see!
How is Melissa Etheridge A list? Doesn't she play Indian Casinos and county fairs? (Im not trying to be shitty, that's just what I assume her touring schedule is like). She doesn't strike me as someone who would sell enough tix to fill an arena.
@Frufra, I will admit a tad bit of jealousy. I would love to watch that drama play out. I have a nephew who married a grade A bitch and she had a meltdown on FB once and we all sat with popcorn watching it unfold. I love that kind of stuff. Great entertainment in my boring life LOL.
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ReplyDeleteNo clue I'd he's a list though
Also Enty don't forget to recycle this BI after July 19th ok?
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ReplyDeleteOr Melossa Etheridgge
ReplyDeletelady got it---Melissa
ReplyDeleteNick Carter.... Oh wait, he's F list.
ReplyDeleteAny relationship he enters is open.
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DeleteI guess Melissa's your run-of-the-mill hound dog, eh? Rock 'n' roll lifestyle and all that jazz. Didn't she do that first wife (the one who was married to Lou Diamond Phillips and had David Crosby's kids) way wrong?
ReplyDeleteAnd also the second wife, who had the twins.
DeleteThat's because Melissa Etheridge is a dick! Not because there's some strange mythological condition and stars aligning to deprive ME of a healthy relationship; she's a straight up choad
ReplyDelete@TTM - I don't hear the term "choad" used nearly often enough, so thanks for that. I'll be sure and pepper my conversation with it in your honor :-)! Sometimes you gotta revive the classics to keep things fresh!
DeleteI hope your day is choad-a-riffic, Frufra!
DeleteI have a friend who's wont to quoting Melissa Ethridge songs on her facebook. Helps me get in my daily quota of eyerolls.
ReplyDeleteTTM, I couldn't have said it any better.
ReplyDelete@Frufa---is she asking people to come to her window? Is she the only one to walk across a fire for you?
ReplyDeleteRemember when Melissa was bffs with Gwyenny and Brad when they were dating lol
Yeah but her ex-wife seems like a bitch too. Complaining that she cant live off of 30 grand a month child support and she may have to go to the food bank lol smh
ReplyDeleteIt's only fear that makes you run.
ReplyDelete@derek - honestly don't remember the deets, but they both seemed plain nuts at the time. But didn't Melissa up and leave and freeze all the $ or something? Like a major dramarama exit that only serves to scar the kids for life.
ReplyDeleteMy FB friend quotes 'em all, but the one I remember the most is I Wanna Come Over. See, she was having an affair with another FB friend's husband, and they aired all their dirty laundry right there on FB in front of God and everybody. These are professional people in their 40's btw. It was a complete train wreck that had phone lines blazing all over the country - all of us who knew them personally and professionally bore witness to the debacle. CRAY!
To hell with the consequence....
ReplyDelete@derek - exactly! And it's been a couple of years now - he went back to his family in the end - and she still vaguebooks her ass off about him.
DeleteKanye - put the dogs down!!!
ReplyDelete@Fru, FB is like a trainwreck soap opera sometimes! You can't look away, even while you're cringing!
ReplyDelete@Seven - I know, that's why I can't quit it! I love how you don't have to dig anymore to get dirt on people - they post it for everyone and their mother to see!
ReplyDeleteGlad there was no social networking when I was an idiot teen. Adults are bad enough.
ReplyDeleteis melissa still a list though??
ReplyDeletei would say b- maybe
"That's because Melissa Etheridge is a dick!"
ReplyDeleteA bite of banana sandwich hit my screen when I LOLed.
How is Melissa Etheridge A list? Doesn't she play Indian Casinos and county fairs? (Im not trying to be shitty, that's just what I assume her touring schedule is like). She doesn't strike me as someone who would sell enough tix to fill an arena.
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ReplyDeleteMelissa Etheridge, because we all know she does marriage so well *snark snark snarky snark*
ReplyDelete@Frufra GET OUT!! For reals?! OMG!!
The shit people put on facebook totally amazes me (and entertains the hell out of me)
@Frufra, I will admit a tad bit of jealousy. I would love to watch that drama play out. I have a nephew who married a grade A bitch and she had a meltdown on FB once and we all sat with popcorn watching it unfold. I love that kind of stuff. Great entertainment in my boring life LOL.
ReplyDeleteKim and kanye
ReplyDeleteAnybody else remember Chode from Tripping the Rift? I loved that little guy.
ReplyDeleteCompletely OT, resume your discussion.
Melissa Etheridge.
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