Sunday, June 15, 2014

Blind Item #7

Chances are very high that a brand new pregnancy announcement might turn to tragedy when the expectant father realizes the baby is not his. All he has to do is check the math.

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  1. Tragedy? Dramatic much.
    Kate and William.

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  2. Don't be silly. Actors can't do math. See: Selena Gomez and private jet

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  3. Haha Violet wishful thinking I'm sure.
    so the fake daddy is gonna kill someone? Or himself?

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  4. So a couple who have not been together too long,,,or daddy was away for an extended period?

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  5. Please be Mila Kunis.
    Please be Mila Kunis.
    Please be Mila Kunis.

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    1. ^5 oh yes. Maybe Franco? ?

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    2. We'll see if the baby has webbed toes like Ashton. ;D

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  6. Like sands through the hourglass...

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  7. I hope it's another kourtney k. Who's the daddy? ?

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  8. Well this would explain why Count has been MIA, he's knocked up Hayden P. and Wladimir K is hot on his trail.

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    1. Russian boxers no good at math. And the we're swingers anyway.

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    2. Only if his splooge can make it from the digestive tract to the reproductive tract on their own:)

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    3. And that means from either end of the digestive tract.

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  9. Kate Major(sp)? is pregnant again while in jail.

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    1. Please tell me you're kidding.

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    2. Just announced yesterday. She was separated a while before she went to jail. Tragedy because Michael will probably kill her.

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    3. Being a alcoholic pregnant lady is not a good thing.....

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    4. This is my guess, too. And it's probably true whether or not it's the couple in the blind.

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    5. Don't think it could be Kate Major. Any pregnancy to Michael Lohan is automatically perceived as a tragedy before any maths is considered.

      And if it were discovered to not be his the attitude would be more along the 'dodged a bullet' trajectory than anything else.

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  10. Recent is within a few weeks....not 6 or more weeks as is case of mila,Hayden, andkiebler

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    1. @Tricia, if Enty's grasp of time is anything like his concept of rankings, "recent" could be any time since the 80s.

      1880s.

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  11. Michael lohan and Kate major

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  12. Juliana, Ryan secrets ex, she moved from bearding to single to engaged and knocked up pretty quickly

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    1. Actually I was thinking of Georges ex, keibler, I just mix those two rent a blonde mixed up!

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  13. Tragedy is a bit dramatic, unless we're talking about a potentially violent reaction from the guy who thinks the baby is his. And let's hope not.

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    1. Or he forces her to abort or beats her into a miscarriage. Which, please God, no.

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  14. Disick and Kourtney.
    If this kid looks like a werewolf too, then Scott is the definitely the dad.

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    1. Omg I shouldn't have laughed at that boy I totally did and I still am.

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    2. Me too @J. Lol

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  15. On the topic of Scott disdickapickle, have we seen a VIP pic, because I always assumed he had to be packing for Kort to keep him around. Vip? I'm sending out the bat signal for confirmation of my hunch :-)

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  16. The Kate Major guess is a good one. Michael Lohan's violent tendencies could lead to the "tragic".

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  17. Renner - did 'ya really think that stripper "aspiring" baby mama wouldn't try for con #2?

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  18. Will and Kate is a fabulous guess. Those two are so boring. A little scandal would really be fun for the rest of us.

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  19. Is Kate pregnant again? The princess not the loser screwing mesh shirt man. I thought that was a rumor.

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  20. @lowkey...u have a point lol

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  21. @Sherry
    I don't think Kate the Princess is pregnant. I vaguely recall seeing her sipping whiskey on some sort of tour recently in the DM.

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    1. Sherry & AJ I saw on some gossip rag at HEB that the duchess is preggo with twins, palace confirmation and everything. But, in DM pics from today she definitely doesn't look pregnant at all, let alone with twins and I haven't seen anything about it anywhere else. All I know is Prince George is Hella cute.

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    2. @JSierra
      Who knows. HRH is like Jennifer Aniston. Pregnant every other month with a food baby or twin food babies. LOL.

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  22. Your lips to god's ear, Hammer Girl. I'd take a beating from the Ukie giant to get a taste of that hot lil bim.

    I'm gonna go along w/ this being a rehash of the Keibler rumors. Never trust a whore.

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  23. Kiebler's elf is supposedly Geoff Stults' kid, not Mr. Moneybags Pobre's.

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  24. Keibler. Her bump was very prominent at the Ravens charity baseball game two weeks ago. And.... her husband appeared bored and annoyed

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  25. I don't understand the hating on Stacy. How many of us that aren't in a committed relationship would turn down a 2 year VERY lucrative bearding contract with an extremely attractive celebrity partner?

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  26. I'm guessing math is not his strong suit. The baby's gonna look like me.

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  27. The gold star sticker goes to Hammer_Girl.

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  28. Oh hell, Chelsea Clinton.

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  29. A Chinaman with a small penis, or is that redundant.

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  30. Ima go with Hammer Girl

    not Mila

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  31. If it's Hayden P.....he could very seriously hurt her. Was there a blind about him being abusive, and her having had abusive relationships in the past?

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