Friday, June 06, 2014

Blind Item #6

This A list mostly movie actor is a tool so it should not surprise anyone he left his girlfriend home to attend a premiere and after party where he proceeded to collect phone numbers but threw most of them away except for the one who agreed to sleep with him that same night.

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  2. definitely not Johnny Depp. He would have a panic attack if he didn't follow the Heard around. She may stretch out his clothes!

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    1. 22 jump off my lawn street was last night

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  4. Damn hedge clippers.

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  5. On board with the Jonah Hill guess.

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  6. That guy who was married to Diane Lane.

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  7. Any woman who gives Jonah Hill her phone number deserves what sloppy mess she gets.

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    1. Who would want to sample his Vienna sausage?

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  8. Brad Pitt

    (They aren't married right?)

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  9. @Riven---DUUUH idiot Brad Pitt is A++--good grief where did you go to school?!--***lol jokes jokes xo***

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  10. Ummm, all actors ever? Theur behavoir is pretty suspect at best.

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  11. A list means you can open a movie on your own, right? Is that Jonah Hill? He's the lumpy, bitchy sidekick.

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  12. @Kno, who knows? E has called Thor A list and Kate Oscar & GG winner Winslet B list.

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  13. "Lumpy, bitchy sidekick!"

    :D

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  14. I am going to say Penn, because no way in hell are ladies running to hand out their numbers to Jonah.
    But then again, what ladies are running to hand out numbers to Penn. Ladies, come on, you are smarter than that!!

    Final answer, Penn.

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  15. I never read the fine print. It probably is Jonah because of the premier. Vomit!

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  16. Jonah Hill...Arrogance is the #1 career killer.

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  17. @ Jessi - you'd be surprise who some women would do just for a chance at fame or money. My vote is for Jonah.

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  18. Audrey is correct...Tons of Star Fuckers out there. It is truly pathetic. The ex said the reason he became a musician was so he (as an ugly guy) could get laid. Look how many kids Lil Wayne has! Someone is definitely gonna put out for a famous person.

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  19. Jonah Hill, AKA Little Tuna, haunts Golden Corral employees in their dreams.

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  20. Peen
    Blow=lots of numbers

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  21. Haywood Jablomee for the comment of the day! Perfect!

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  22. I'm going with the Hammaconda given his proclivity for random pickups.

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  23. "Left his gf home" sounds like she's a bona fide live-in. So, it seems an unconscionable amount of fuss & bother to go through that whole routine, only to end up settling for whatever random is free that night, if he could get laid by... simply going home.

    Surely a serious Tool--a guy who's in it for the long haul--would relax, flirt, collect #s, & providently save them for a rainy day? This one sounds like a poser Tool; he's trying too hard. But maybe he's a brand-new (+Ent-dubbed) "A-Lister."

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