This C list celebrity didn't take long to get over his A list television actress ex. The C lister had sex in full view of his friends with someone he picked up earlier in the day.
@Freya why hello again! That's why I put him as my guess. I don't watch the show and think Sofia Vegara is really irritating, but somehow I knew this dude's name. It's likely more because I love Lisa Loeb and have recently rediscovered "single chicks with guitars" music, but still.
Exhibitionists are both entertaining and appalling. 'Hey look, PEOPLE! let me whip it out real quick' Slept with an exhibitionist for a while, but never in rooms with floor to ceiling windows. He enjoyed parking garages with cameras. I should call him.
Totally Nick Loeb. Good thing he decided NOT to run for office. That douchebag has more skeletons than a (fill in the blank-not feeling creative this morning).
Naya and dude?
ReplyDeleteNick loeb
ReplyDeleteExactly who I was thinking about. Can't think of another A-list TV actress. Sofia and Kaley, right?
DeleteGreat guess @Riven
ReplyDeleteNick the D-Bag
ReplyDeleteThis one should have been labeled easy easy.
ReplyDeleteThe only issue I have with this is calling him C list. Did he get a 23-letter boost by being associated with Sofia?
ReplyDelete@Freya why hello again! That's why I put him as my guess. I don't watch the show and think Sofia Vegara is really irritating, but somehow I knew this dude's name. It's likely more because I love Lisa Loeb and have recently rediscovered "single chicks with guitars" music, but still.
DeleteNow that just screams class.
ReplyDeleteExhibitionists are both entertaining and appalling.
ReplyDelete'Hey look, PEOPLE! let me whip it out real quick'
Slept with an exhibitionist for a while, but never in rooms with floor to ceiling windows. He enjoyed parking garages with cameras.
I should call him.
@Kno love this train of thought. Just A+ amusement haha
DeleteTotally Nick Loeb. Good thing he decided NOT to run for office. That douchebag has more skeletons than a (fill in the blank-not feeling creative this morning).
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ReplyDeleteNick the Pig.
ReplyDeleteStay classy!
ReplyDeleteClassy! My thoughts exactly
DeleteAt least she FINALLY wised up and realized HOW FUCKING EMBARRASSING the Onion Douche really is! Barf.
ReplyDeleteConsidering his penchant for coke and strippers, banging one of them in front of buddies would probably de riguer...
ReplyDeleteEwwwww.
ReplyDeleteOh, that guy. The one who snuck crunchy onions into the White House. He's no onion knight.
ReplyDeleteFun fact: he produced and starred in the blockbuster hit The Smokers, starring E's very own Dominique Swain! Don't let him get away, Sofia!
Jinx ;)
DeleteI saw his onion crunch at Sprouts and I growled at it. NOT MY STORE LOEB!
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