This A list reality star has cut herself off from the booze and drugs the past week and it is because she is late and thinks she is pregnant. I guess miracles do happen.
ezus Fugazi Enty, could you use better wording. I was starting to chub up at "This A list reality star has cut herself" then it was a swift plummet after that. Complete boner swerve in this piece.
#UnhappyReader
Please make amends in the next few days by posting a tale of a hot cutter engaging in risky, possibly abusive, sexual behavior. Thank you.
what is the miracle anyways? That someone was willing to do her? Ugly sasquatch looking attention whore. I actually like Kim better than her if I was forced to choose.
I thought she said she chose NOT to get pregnant by Lamar because of his drug issues and just told everyone they were "trying" while she was actually on birth control.
Yeah, this wld be a great time for her yo have a baby. Not yet divotced, random lifestyle, boyfriend who screws around-great idea. Well i guess she sees motherhoid didnt affect kims life any, lol. (I will say koutney always with kids, seems like caring mom. )
Is she not going to the drug store to buy a test because when her assigned pap takes a photo, it will overshadow Kim the newlywed? Hell, the anxiety of me not knowing would cause me to drink.
It does indeed, Guido! You should take it to the next level, and upgrade to a cannon. I have a quarter scale garrison cannon that the neighbors (and their dogs) just love to hear on the Fourth.
I was schooled on the difference between day wear and evening wear when it came to the three different eye patches. The gem encrusted one is only to be worn after six pm.
There's the spirit, Guido! Yes. As long as you veer to the brownish edge of the ecru spectrum. It compliments the black of the patch nicely, and can tie in with your belt and loafers to complete the ensemble.
This FBI Moneypak virus sucks. Trying to move files off my hard drive takes forever since I can only access them in Safe Mode. 36hrs just to transfer my 16gb photi and gif archive, so I had to split it up. I might just buy a junk computer to set up a transfer of the 150gb of HiDef porn on that drive. Should take a month.
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ReplyDeletePMK will be in absolute fits if this is true!
DeleteNot another Khloe/FM blind??
ReplyDeleteDear reality star. There are these things you can buy from the chemist called a pregnancy test. Hth. Love Violet.
ReplyDelete^5 French Montana? You got her for 18 years?
ReplyDeleteI was late many times because of booze. I never thought I was pregnant though? Ohhhhhh, wait.
ReplyDeleteYou just got lucky, Charlie.
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ReplyDeleteezus Fugazi Enty, could you use better wording. I was starting to chub up at "This A list reality star has cut herself" then it was a swift plummet after that. Complete boner swerve in this piece.
ReplyDelete#UnhappyReader
Please make amends in the next few days by posting a tale of a hot cutter engaging in risky, possibly abusive, sexual behavior. Thank you.
Count. You've been quiet lately. I've missed your 'interesting' thoughts.
DeleteYeah count. What gives?? You've worried me with your silence.
Deletewhat is the miracle anyways? That someone was willing to do her? Ugly sasquatch looking attention whore. I actually like Kim better than her if I was forced to choose.
ReplyDeleteI think miracle because she could never get pregnant with 'Lam Lam'
ReplyDelete@jane--loll---I guess crack lowers the sperm count....
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's tried for a long time.
ReplyDeleteI thought she said she chose NOT to get pregnant by Lamar because of his drug issues and just told everyone they were "trying" while she was actually on birth control.
ReplyDeletepoor Irish Missouri or whateva his Fake name is...
ReplyDeleteSpanish Idaho!
Deleterolotomassi
DeleteBwahahaha!
Dutch Wyoming. I love this!
DeleteThis is the best.
DeleteBritish Seattle!
DeleteSwedish Alabama
DeleteYeah, this wld be a great time for her yo have a baby. Not yet divotced, random lifestyle, boyfriend who screws around-great idea. Well i guess she sees motherhoid didnt affect kims life any, lol. (I will say koutney always with kids, seems like caring mom. )
ReplyDeletePortugese Kansas. Morning gang
ReplyDeleteMorning Gweeds!
DeletePrivate Idaho. Morning, ocular deficient amigo
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ReplyDeleteOne good eye, nine good toes... who doesn't want to get with this!
ReplyDeleteHow was the lasagna?? Any good HOTTIE / NOTTIE action?
DeleteSwedish Meatball! Oh wait
ReplyDeleteEven with one you can tell a bad movie is a baaaaaaaad movie. You just wanted to put toilet paper on it to see if it could finally be flushed.
ReplyDeleteCharlie I was given a red whit and blue eye patch for the fourth. Does this mean I'm ready to light fireworks?
ReplyDeleteIs she not going to the drug store to buy a test because when her assigned pap takes a photo, it will overshadow Kim the newlywed? Hell, the anxiety of me not knowing would cause me to drink.
ReplyDeleteOh the country state pairings in my head. Not sure I can beat Portugese Kansas.
ReplyDeleteIt does indeed, Guido! You should take it to the next level, and upgrade to a cannon. I have a quarter scale garrison cannon that the neighbors (and their dogs) just love to hear on the Fourth.
ReplyDeleteI was schooled on the difference between day wear and evening wear when it came to the three different eye patches. The gem encrusted one is only to be worn after six pm.
ReplyDeleteSo ma.y rules.
Yes. And no linen or white patches after Labor Day. Trying to save you from serious fashion faux pas. It's a bitch being beautiful sometimes.
DeleteWhat piracy! A CANNON. ARGH!
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ReplyDeleteSherry, I believe in you. Go for it.
ReplyDeleteEcru for the gauze, then?
ReplyDeleteThere's the spirit, Guido! Yes. As long as you veer to the brownish edge of the ecru spectrum. It compliments the black of the patch nicely, and can tie in with your belt and loafers to complete the ensemble.
DeleteWhat can be paired with Florida? It has to be something equally trashy and shameless.
ReplyDeletePip: perhaps one of the Stan's? There's just so many to choose from it's almost an embarrassment of riches.
DeleteOr Iraq Florida? I like the flow there.
Sounds like a much needed story line for that show that's all usually opposite of their reality.
ReplyDeleteLithowanian MO. (Missouri)
Computer issues and I have my kid for the summer.
ReplyDeleteThis FBI Moneypak virus sucks. Trying to move files off my hard drive takes forever since I can only access them in Safe Mode. 36hrs just to transfer my 16gb photi and gif archive, so I had to split it up. I might just buy a junk computer to set up a transfer of the 150gb of HiDef porn on that drive. Should take a month.
Do whatever you have to count! !!
DeleteYou cannot lose that porn!!!
PMK. It would be a miracle since she's already gone through the change.
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