A sober companion had to be flown to Europe to help this former A list mostly movie actress who had a crazy bender filled with booze and pills that almost killed her.
Anyone see the episode of The World According to Paris when Hilton makes her bff Brooke Mueller fire her sober coach because he was annoying her and she thought he was "weird"? loll
"eww get rid of him Brookes he is weirding me out! Just stay sober it is easy girl! Oh yeah and meet me at the club tonight I am going to hook you up with a rich hottie!"
I think Lohan has lost the right to be called a mostly movie actress after the amazing train wreck on OWN which I could not stop watching. Almost drove Mr. Monster mad.
Serious question. Just what the hell does a sober companion do? Shadow the person all day and say "Uhhh, no. That's a bad idea."? Do they have the ability to tell security to get someone's ass out of a hotel room?
Good question One-eye. If it were me, every time the celeb ordered a beer or cocktail, I would swipe it and drink it myself. She must remain sober, not me.
Clues just seem nonexistent at this point. Most are so vague I'm starting to lose interest. I suck at these anyway and now I've all but given up. Bummed :(
Gotta be LiLo in London (great name for a 'reality' show). It's gotta be hard staying sober in London during World Cup fever. England are playing tonight, and the sun is out, so it's gonna be hopping over there.
I agree - Ho Lohan's on a London feast (girl's gotta make money somehow to keep the nose powder going and with all the celebs filming there -- just hope they have extra heavy duty gloves covering their precious). Did Ho Hilton go to visit her sister sleeze?
What has Lindsay Lohan ever done to be considered A list? She's broken more laws than she has box office records. She has no award nominations or accolades from estimated film organizations. She has no money. She has no respect in the industry and no one takes her seriously. She is not and has never been A list. Name recognition for infamy isn't the same as name recognition for talent.
No seriously, Lohan has never been a list. There is something seriously wrong with Entys rankings if he puts Naomi Campbell at b and the Lohan mess at a.
Hope it's not czj. Someone like Melanie g would make sense. Antonio would probably drive anyone to tie one on. Not sure if she has been in Europe though recently.
Wait Melanie is in Europe and she's struggled before. I think with the divorce filing that could drive her around the bend.
CZJ has bi-polar issues not necessarily sobriety issues.
Lohag as Riven so eloquently put it, has broken more laws than box office records and while she may be "A" in public awareness, she certainly was never in acting.
Hohan is always described as former B list, I think. And who would care enough to make a sober companion go all the way to Europe for her? Dina? She would just ditch the companion immediately and keep boozing as always. If Melanie is in Europe, that's the best guess here.
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ReplyDeleteLohan living it up in London
ReplyDeleteAnyone see the episode of The World According to Paris when Hilton makes her bff Brooke Mueller fire her sober coach because he was annoying her and she thought he was "weird"? loll
ReplyDeleteYikes !
ReplyDeleteIf Lohan was ever A List, I need my own bender to forget that.
ReplyDelete"eww get rid of him Brookes he is weirding me out! Just stay sober it is easy girl! Oh yeah and meet me at the club tonight I am going to hook you up with a rich hottie!"
ReplyDeleteI think Lohan has lost the right to be called a mostly movie actress after the amazing train wreck on OWN which I could not stop watching. Almost drove Mr. Monster mad.
ReplyDeleteSerious question. Just what the hell does a sober companion do? Shadow the person all day and say "Uhhh, no. That's a bad idea."? Do they have the ability to tell security to get someone's ass out of a hotel room?
ReplyDeleteBlohan in London, with a sent sober coach. This should go well.
ReplyDeleteDame Judy Dench.
ReplyDelete@Haywood, M knows sharks
Delete@Charlie well Brookes had to be by her side 24/7. Even slept on her bedroom floor at night.
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ReplyDeleteThe one Lohan had on her reality show was not very good. She walked ALL OVER him and bossed him around making him do her chores etc.
ReplyDeletei hope it isn't CZJ
ReplyDeleteI thought she was making progress
Good question One-eye. If it were me, every time the celeb ordered a beer or cocktail, I would swipe it and drink it myself. She must remain sober, not me.
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ReplyDelete(Mel was in Italy with Eva at the Maserati event) - I remember because I thought her dress was going to eat me)
DeleteI wonder how much a sober coach costs.
ReplyDeleteGoogle says $1K/day
ReplyDelete@Kno----something insane like 2 grand a day
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ReplyDeleteClues just seem nonexistent at this point. Most are so vague I'm starting to lose interest. I suck at these anyway and now I've all but given up. Bummed :(
ReplyDeletePerhaps you would like to join us in OT, wahoowifey? Come to the dark side! We're baking bread!
Delete@ TTM...mmmk....as long as there is beer to go along with it ;)
DeleteGotta be LiLo in London (great name for a 'reality' show).
ReplyDeleteIt's gotta be hard staying sober in London during World Cup fever. England are playing tonight, and the sun is out, so it's gonna be hopping over there.
I agree - Ho Lohan's on a London feast (girl's gotta make money somehow to keep the nose powder going and with all the celebs filming there -- just hope they have extra heavy duty gloves covering their precious). Did Ho Hilton go to visit her sister sleeze?
ReplyDeleteWhat has Lindsay Lohan ever done to be considered A list? She's broken more laws than she has box office records. She has no award nominations or accolades from estimated film organizations. She has no money. She has no respect in the industry and no one takes her seriously. She is not and has never been A list. Name recognition for infamy isn't the same as name recognition for talent.
ReplyDeleteDef Melanie Griffith. She is pictured in DM in Italy.
ReplyDeleteI think LiLo in London, now trying to do a play.
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly certain this is Julie Andrews,,,,lol.
ReplyDeleteNo seriously, Lohan has never been a list. There is something seriously wrong with Entys rankings if he puts Naomi Campbell at b and the Lohan mess at a.
Hope it's not czj. Someone like Melanie g would make sense. Antonio would probably drive anyone to tie one on. Not sure if she has been in Europe though recently.
Wait Melanie is in Europe and she's struggled before. I think with the divorce filing that could drive her around the bend.
ReplyDeleteCZJ has bi-polar issues not necessarily sobriety issues.
Lohag as Riven so eloquently put it, has broken more laws than box office records and while she may be "A" in public awareness, she certainly was never in acting.
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ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz is also in europe
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ReplyDelete1-2K a day? When they go off the rails, do I get to slap them around and lock them in a closet? If so, where do I sign up?????
ReplyDeleteHohan is always described as former B list, I think. And who would care enough to make a sober companion go all the way to Europe for her? Dina? She would just ditch the companion immediately and keep boozing as always. If Melanie is in Europe, that's the best guess here.
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ReplyDeleteLohan she's been in Europe for a while now
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ReplyDeleteSober Companion for CZJ? Nope no way was she there alone in the first place.
ReplyDeleteLaLohan in London smh
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Melanie. I wonder when this happened - before or after the divorce filing?
ReplyDeleteWhat are the fringe benefits if I apply to be the sober coach?
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