This former A list mostly television actress who just shows up on a lot of red carpets these days and tries her hand behind the scenes better cut short her bathroom visits while out with her boyfriend because he cleans up on phone numbers for women.
I was going to say that maybe she should dump the guy instead of cutting her toilette. But seeing as the main guess is Eva L, Enty's probably right about the bathroom solution.
Longoria
ReplyDeleteEva L
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox could fit. Still say Longoria
DeleteI'm gonna have to speed things up it seems.
ReplyDeleteI'm going back to the gardening thread
ReplyDeletePoor duck, she can't get a break with any of her dudes.
ReplyDeleteEva, join Ryan and call Enty!
ReplyDeleteWhen the weekend blinds are boring and the weather is nice I'm like, oh yeah, I should totally go play outside.
ReplyDeleteThanks to Hammer, I now snicker whenever I see "red carpet". Dang you, Dirty Bird! Dang you to heck!
ReplyDeleteWhat? I don't get it??
DeleteOoooooooooooooh..... nevermind. Now I have been corrupted. Sheesh.
Muahahaha!!!
DeleteSo, if she just wore a diaper, and stayed next to him every second, he wouldn't cheat on her?
ReplyDeleteHaha Topper!! You told Entern!
ReplyDelete@ Topper - she could borrow a Depends from Lisa Rinna
ReplyDelete@ Topper - she could borrow a Depends from Lisa Rinna
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that maybe she should dump the guy instead of cutting her toilette. But seeing as the main guess is Eva L, Enty's probably right about the bathroom solution.
ReplyDeleteI don't condom cheating but if this is Eva then he should just dump her and move on.
ReplyDeleteHehe - that was an über appropriate typo while talking about cheating, @cowbulls ;)
ReplyDelete