Blind Item #4
Everyone always assumed it was this member of this former A list band that was gay. He is, but is too afraid to come out. Meanwhile, his band mate's ex-girlfriend is telling her friends that in order for the couple to have sex he always insisted they watch gay porn because he thought it would turn her on more. Uh huh.
Wait. What. Huh?
ReplyDeleteYeah, kinda lost with this one... o.O
Deletedlr van halen
ReplyDeleteeddie whatever
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ReplyDeleteSoooo, everyone thinks one band member is gay, and he is, but he's not open about it, In the meantime, another band member likes to watch gay porn as part of his foreplay, which makes him suspect as well. Is that it?
ReplyDelete2 men getting it on? Yes. I could go with that I suppose.
ReplyDeleteMick Jagger and Ronnie wood.
I have no clue. Someone from BSB?
Would N'Sync be considered a band?
ReplyDeletedlr is gay
ReplyDeleteeddie van halen needs gay porn to get it up
van halen
or lance bass// nsync
jc chasez eza longoria
timberlake..all
@Freya---I was JUST going to ask that lol
ReplyDelete@ derek harvey I classify a band as a group with actual instruments. Guitars, drums, cowbell...
DeleteEveryone else is just a singing group.
Freya...we ALWAYS need more cowbell.. : )
DeleteGay porn is awesome. That is all
ReplyDeleteHawt right TTM?
DeleteTotally, Violet. HAWT
DeleteNever seen gay porn. But i have seen st8 porn and the guys are never hot! Huge peen but Fugly faces. Guess i shouldnt be looking at face. But i would like both; greedy I know.
DeleteChris Rockway. That is all. And you're welcome.
DeleteI assume most straight men enjoy watching lesbians. So it stands to reason the same would hold for straight women, right?
ReplyDeleteYou got it TnC. They got to be good looking mind.
DeleteSo do the lesbians, Violet...;)
DeleteI don't watch porn. Not pearl clutching obvs just has never done a thing for me
ReplyDeleteReally?? There are all these horror stories out there about young men today being all porned up and unable to have real relationships and all that and sexually ADD because of too much daily watching, and you don't even watch?
DeleteI guess it's just us little old ladies, Violet
I'm reminded of a study they tried (in Canada, I believe) comparing the brains of men who watched porn with those who did not. They had to cancel it because.... They couldn't find men who didn't watch porn.
Delete@TNC
DeleteThat's hysterical.
Jc chaze
ReplyDeleteDid she get turn in tho
@TTM I also don't play video games! lol. I do waste a lot of time frequenting a trashy entertainment blog though lol
ReplyDeleteI do think porn destroys peoples sex lives and relationships if not used in moderation...
No video games?? That's like the holy grail!
DeleteLance Bass is out. Everyone in this blind is in the closet.
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ReplyDelete"And he wanted me to wear a strap on, but not to peg him. He just jacked it off while pounding my poor tushy, and calling me Burt."
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Hey, speaking of sex toys, have y'alls seen the new Chinese "Semen Extractor" robot/machine? $2800, has full motion artificial vag and a tablet holder for streaming porn in HD. It is height adjustable, with variable settings for speed, amplitude and warmth. Thing sounds sweet. If you swiped yer debt card each use and it put $25 in yer 401k it would be awesome.
They bring that price down, below what I paid for my last 2 cars, and the only reason to get married would be to have someone to clean it.
SFW DEMO Machine is going at an expo, no dicks, just some Chinese poking at it, kinda scared/curious. I'd want one on wheels though, so I could move it around the house and yard.
Technically, it's not a toy... but that's funny...
Delete"Wait, let me stick my finger in this hole and... oh, wait, sooo soft!!!"
Marilyn Manson
ReplyDeleteEx band mate-iggy whatever/his ex GF Diaz
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ReplyDeleteThis makes me think of that scene in "Bully" w/Nick Stahl (scene similar but much more sinister). God that was a tough movie to watch...even more so now. I do mean "tough to watch" in a good way I suppose.
ReplyDeleteOr i might I incite rants here but I'll also throw in
ReplyDeleteRed hot chili peppers
Kiedes
Ex band mate -Navarro
Ex GF kat Von D
This could work for like every single member of My Chemical Romance. Especially for Gerard Way and Frank Iero.
ReplyDelete....Except they have wives. But the story goes that Gerard and Frank were DL lovers, Frank wouldn't come out, so Gerard randomly married LynZ to piss off Frank. So then in counter revenge Frank married his longtime beard. (FWIW Frank and Gerard used to make out onstage all the time.)
And then one of my favorite bands broke up. But really that happened after Mikey cheated on his groupie wife with an 18 y/o groupie. He likes them to be enamored.
Ps. They may not be A list in the pop Hollywood world but they were def A list in the rock world, their fandom is insane and larger than FOBs ever was. Because they're hot guys who make out duh.
DeletePss. Yes Mikey I still hate you.
I like Tricia's guess. There have been rumors about Navarro for awhile now right?
ReplyDeleteThx Theresa :)
ReplyDeleteHow about Timberlake ?
ReplyDeleteInsync would be considered A List and I've heard rumors time to time. Plus his band member has come out.
Or how about someone from NKOTB like Joey McIntyre ?
Louis Tomlinson for the guy everyone thinks is gay but is "too afraid to come out" (who would actually care?), and Harry Styles is the "band mate" he who needed to watch gay porn to have sex with the ex-"girlfriend" who is Taylor Swift. Bam! That one was easy :)
ReplyDelete@PJ, I was just coming here to say that, but you beat me to it. lol
ReplyDeleteOr some combo of the Jonas Brothers.
@PJ and Basil
ReplyDeleteSorry mates..but a band is a band(they play instruments)
A group is a group.....rely on hair gel and 500 dollar kicks and lousy dance moves with female voices...lol
Actually enty always refers to them as a boy band...and yeah..think those boys gay AF, but the are actual people who play music, methinks
In the blind*actual dudes who play music
ReplyDeleteAnd 1 direction still very much a list, sadly
ReplyDeletePeter Cetera
ReplyDeleteJC Chasez is my guess, but he is pretty much out now right?
ReplyDeleteDuran depeche
ReplyDeleteOK seriously if my boyfriend could only get it up by watching gay porn, he'd better just go have sex with a guy cuz my va-jay-jay would be CLOSED.
ReplyDeleteFor all the gay porn loving ladies, here is a link to a couple of vids of that guy on Million Dollar Listing (I think it is called) during his porn days. He went by Tag Eriksson if you would rather do a search yourself.
ReplyDeleteNSFW obvs.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Tag+Eriksson+Movies&FORM=RESTAB
I don't know how to make it a hyperlink. Sorry.
kevin jonas
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