Blind Item #4
This A list celebrity couple who are B- list when taken separately are married. The husband, who is the less famous of the pair despite having a career based on something other than reality says the couple have not had sex in the past year and are only affectionate when cameras are near.
Kimye
ReplyDeleteLeann and Eddie
ReplyDeleteMorning Violet! I like Leann and Eddie for this too! According to Just Jenn site (who hates Falcor, it's the only thing they talk about) Eddie is being paid to stick around.
DeleteOnce Her reality show gets "famous", he can bolt with a bigger community property kitty
Nicole and Joel
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DeleteFaith Hill Tim McGraw
ReplyDeleteBlake and Miranda again
DeleteWas he talking to a good looking woman when that was overheard? : /
ReplyDeleteHuh. So people really do this?
ReplyDeleteBruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian
ReplyDeleteLeaving this here for funsies but I missed the (likely key) part that said they haven't had sex in a year. If this was 2013 I'd be spot on though.
Deletebad news regarding The K clan. Kanye and Kims wedding photos are the most liked in instagram history with over 2 million "likes"---not sure what that means but basically yes they still have fans and followers...
ReplyDeleteI think you can buy those likes.
DeleteDerek, sounds like Rob's penance for not fitting in his tux.
DeleteOh my Wig, you totally killed it with that!! I just spit out my tea!! Just imagining poor Rob in a room on an iPad, in his "black outfit" hitting "Like, Like, Like".. That's funny!
DeleteYeah but are those real fans or were they bought?
DeleteBought, for sure!!
DeleteFaith and Tim are A list even separately
ReplyDeleteI think you would be amazed by how many couples don't have sex….
ReplyDeleteThat..is sad : (
Deletenicole and joel is my guess too
ReplyDeleteIf we're talking about Leann/Eddie and Nicole/Joel, the female half of each relationship has severe body image problems, bordering on anorexia. This is not conducive to sexy time.
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ReplyDeleteFaith Hill music annoys the hell outta me
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ReplyDeleteSome of the guesses are the opposite of the clues (man = lesser career based on non-reality; woman = more famous for reality; B-list separately)... Faith/Tim (no reality & A-list individually), Kimye (Kanye is clearly A-list in music), Blake/Miranda (Blake is the reality-based one & I think they're both A-list at this point) & Leann/Eddie (Leanne not originally famous for reality; if anything, Eddie's fame is more reality-based than hers) don't fit at all. Bruce & Kris K are split -- why would the arrangement described surprise anyone?
ReplyDeleteNicole/Joel are clearly the best guess; actually fit perfectly.
@Steampunk.. have you seen clips their new show?
ReplyDeleteYou know they HAD to have filmed this after-the-fact some kind of PR damage control.. lol pretty sad..
Damn Aemish... They made Eddie looks reasonable in that clip.. As I looked in his little eyes, I sighed nostalgically for Renee Z's old look, then realized his are more piggy.
DeleteI need a whirling birds emo to desribe LeAnn there, just crazy.
They have all the chemistry of 2 wet noodles
DeleteHow about Bill and Ghoulia Rancic?
ReplyDeleteTogether they are c list and sugar hugs to them on their surrogates miscarriage
DeleteNick and Vanessa?
ReplyDeleteDM reported over the weekend that Guliana & Bill Ransic's Surrogate carrying their 2nd child just miscarried-tough time for them
ReplyDeleteI thought the exact same thing..said a prayer for their family..
DeleteYeah, Nicole and Joel fit.
ReplyDeleteNicole and Keith
ReplyDeleteEric and Jessie
ReplyDeleteMe and my papm. Frankly, we're not as slose as we used to be.
ReplyDeleteor Pammy and Rick?
ReplyDeleteThe BI says the female celeb is reality show only. That knocks out women like Leann Rimes, Pam, and Miranda.
ReplyDeleteIt could be Kim and Kanye, but surely Kanye is A+ all by himself.
I like the Nicole/Joel guess the best.
Aemish, can't believe I watched that clip. What a craptastic show Leann and Eddies will be. Noticed they were the executive producers.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt they bought those views. Zero doubt at all.
Derek - They pay for those hits. Just like they pay for all their "followers" on other social media. It's all fake like Kimmode's face and body.
ReplyDelete@Steam & Sherry.. I know! Eeee! It's gonna be great :p
ReplyDeleteSo if these women are fat or what they perceive as fat they aren't in the mood and if they are starving they aren't in the mood
ReplyDeletewhat's the point then, talk about misery loves its own company
If I could turn back time, 12 year old me would have bitch slapped Eddie when he met that vapid and vacuous waste of oxygen Brandi. God or Brandi.
ReplyDeleteEither way it really pisses me off some mornings when I think about that dickhead.
Nicole is fucking starving! No way she's gonna be in the mood
ReplyDelete@wiglet, Robbo comment, totesbrills <------- no, I am not that big of a douche, I invented that word for laughalicious purposes only...
ReplyDelete@beth, you are now MPP to me: Mon Petit Poirot.
ReplyDeleteI like a reader who works through the clues.
That said, sometimes people just do a big old brainstorm or "cluster" exercise (like in writing) and post whatever comes to mind based on a line or phrase from the blind.
Much hilarity ensues, even though the guesses are woefully inappropriate. It used to drive me mad. Now? I generally let it slide. But that's just how I roll...
Vera nailed it..even if rancid started on apprentice..he has since made his money in legit real estate projects
ReplyDeleteMadden does nothing except hang out with his. Bro and bros current shag
Kirsten Bell and Dax Shepherd.
ReplyDeleteI believe the word together was left off after "couple has not had sex".
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