This morning talk show host who seems like he does a million things was being very cuddly at dinner with a woman who is not his long time significant other. Very cuddly. Same side of table cuddly.
Fru, hubby and i used to go to this relatively cheap buffet place for lunch sometimes. There was elderly couple who used to same side sit, and slowly realized he was groping her during the meal! She was very made up, but had a vacant look about her. She seemed quite detached from the action. He was prob all hey baby lets have lunch and she was all whatever, and then, boom, groping thru lunch. Really, it was disgusting- I had a hard time eating my 12th piece of fried chicken, lol. Anyhoo, that is my same side sitting story.
Liddy, blech! And at noon, where there's absolutely no chance that cover of darkness would hide some of the action! Seriously, how am I supposed to enjoy my complimentary soft-serve when that junk is going down in the next booth?
(Psst: we're sitting in a pub right now sitting on the same side of the table! But in this case it has to do with the view of the basketball game, playoffs game one! I seriously could be a stuffed moose and he wouldn't notice. But this way I get to watch the game too!)
I often sit on the same side of the table with a friend at dinner. Sometimes it's impossible to have a conversation without shouting, otherwise. We don't "cuddle", though.
But, were both hands Above the table, cuddly? Or are we talking grope and grind? At least from across the table the guy could have got a foodie... Next time, morning g talk show host...next time.
Same side of table is a no go for me. I went out with a guy once and he tried to slide in beside me, to which I politely asked him "what the f@ck are you doing? There is a whole other side." He tried to tell me that the sun glare would be in his eyes on that side. I told him tuff titt, now move. Needless to say neither of us called the other for a follow up.
I totally dig it, Fru. We're also those couples that hold hands across the table if we don't sit next to each other. Totally barf-inducing. Actually hasn't happened in a long time, now that I think about it, hmmm
Michael Strahan
ReplyDelete@Lotta- I thought he was into guys
Delete@FSP- I thought he was into both?
DeleteLotta - could have been transgender or good cross dresser and blind source reported as woman.
DeleteI like it Texas Rose!
DeleteCarson Daly
ReplyDeleteEammon Holmes ('amusing' for the Brits amongst us).
ReplyDeleteDon't have a clue/care who this is, but same side of table cuddly generally makes me gag a little when I see it. Barf-o-rama, folks. Get a room!
ReplyDeleteFru, hubby and i used to go to this relatively cheap buffet place for lunch sometimes. There was elderly couple who used to same side sit, and slowly realized he was groping her during the meal! She was very made up, but had a vacant look about her. She seemed quite detached from the action. He was prob all hey baby lets have lunch and she was all whatever, and then, boom, groping thru lunch. Really, it was disgusting- I had a hard time eating my 12th piece of fried chicken, lol. Anyhoo, that is my same side sitting story.
DeleteLiddy, blech! And at noon, where there's absolutely no chance that cover of darkness would hide some of the action! Seriously, how am I supposed to enjoy my complimentary soft-serve when that junk is going down in the next booth?
DeleteTwelfth piece of fried chicken, complimentary soft-serve.
DeleteI love youse guys!
Thank you jerry, we are very classy. Btw, only reason we dont go ther anymore is that they closed!! Lol
DeleteHey Jer! We try to keep it in the road 'round here. No funny business :-).
Delete(Psst: we're sitting in a pub right now sitting on the same side of the table! But in this case it has to do with the view of the basketball game, playoffs game one! I seriously could be a stuffed moose and he wouldn't notice. But this way I get to watch the game too!)
DeleteStrahan
ReplyDeleteIts Strahan should have been labelled easy peasy
ReplyDeleteI often sit on the same side of the table with a friend at dinner. Sometimes it's impossible to have a conversation without shouting, otherwise.
ReplyDeleteWe don't "cuddle", though.
But, were both hands Above the table, cuddly?
ReplyDeleteOr are we talking grope and grind?
At least from across the table the guy could have got a foodie...
Next time, morning g talk show host...next time.
Footie, Dangit! I changed you once and you went back?
DeleteThe spellczheck is strong in this one...
" This is not the Android you seek"...
Stahan but she must have been a he/she 'cause Strahan has a long time boyfriend he lives with, some doctor.
ReplyDeleteIan Smith but he dated a friend of mine in 98 Chicago. No judgment pp change tho. A female doctor
DeleteCharlie Rose?
ReplyDeleteI thought Charlie Rose liked SM sex. There was an item about him years ago in Page Six about being roughed up by one of his SM women.
ReplyDeleteI like same side of the table cuddly! Not illegal act cuddly, but I totally dig it when the fella sits on my side
ReplyDeleteKarl Stefanovic
ReplyDeleteReally, TTM? For me it's a big no go, but I'm a known grump and funhater :-p.
ReplyDeleteI'm with TTM when he's my fella but then I'm a lefty so I can still eat...lol
ReplyDeleteAs long as you sitting the correct side. Nothing like sitting in the middle at a crowded luncheon smacking elbows with the righty next to you.
DeleteYeah, if you are both right handed or left handed that can be a bit of a problem.
ReplyDeleteI hate that same side of the table cuddly stuff
ReplyDeleteeverytime I see that in a restaurant I laugh......
Same side of table is a no go for me. I went out with a guy once and he tried to slide in beside me, to which I politely asked him "what the f@ck are you doing? There is a whole other side." He tried to tell me that the sun glare would be in his eyes on that side. I told him tuff titt, now move. Needless to say neither of us called the other for a follow up.
ReplyDeleteHarry K., The Count, and myself prefer the lady to spend her time under the table if you can catch my drift.
ReplyDeleteI totally dig it, Fru. We're also those couples that hold hands across the table if we don't sit next to each other. Totally barf-inducing. Actually hasn't happened in a long time, now that I think about it, hmmm
ReplyDeleteNow that I think of it, that is also because that's often the side that has the best view of the basketball game.
DeleteHow about Greg Kelly ?
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't want to cuddle with Al Roker?
ReplyDeleteEammon Holmes hehehe.
ReplyDeleteHe does look cuddly though hmmm
In the words of Liz Taylor from PSYCHOTIC:
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm eating I'm eating. When I'm fucking I'm fucking. I never confuse the two.
Oscar Gold
Well........it depends which side of the bread you butter;)
Delete@QueenAnne - you speak the truth. Amen, Liz Taylor from Psychotic!
ReplyDeleteI seldom have patience for the usual "ignore the blind to pick on Enty's diction" crowd, but in this case...
ReplyDeleteSame side of table cuddly???
How do you cuddle from opposite sides of a table? There's a table between you!
Charlie Rose.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Matt Lauer?
ReplyDeleteIt's strahan...and he's retarded gorgeous...and charming.
ReplyDeleteLucky lady.