Thursday, June 19, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A- list singer is secretly engaged, and is hoping to get secretly married. What she probably doesn't know is that her boyfriend has a secret too, and it is the woman he met while our singer was out of town for an extended period. The two continue to hook up whenever the singer is busy.


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    1. It says woman TTM!

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    2. I haven't had coffee yet, Hammer, I stared at that for a full minute!

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    3. Get that caffeine infusion going. My kuereg is on OT.

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    4. Working on it, guuurl!

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    5. Finally got some! But am out of half and half! Rackafrackarackafracka

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  2. Im going with Selena and Biebs

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    1. I think he has his hands full with all the bebehs, sandy

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    2. I don't know why but Beiber reminds me of the Ken doll from the Toy Story movies. Is it because he's a douche, has no balls, I need to Sherlock this out.

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  3. Adele is as good a guess as I can give.

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    1. Oooh. Good one! I wouldn't have guessed her but now that you have, I agree.

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    2. One thing though: Wouldn't Adele be A+ maybe even A++ not A-?

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  4. TTM I have annointed you Queen Mother of CDaN if you choose to take the position because we all defer to you and hold you in the highest regard.

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    1. Speak for yourself bitch.

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    2. Sandy, for once, I agree with you.

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    3. Well,of course that would happen

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    4. The predictability of response is almost pathetic.

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    5. Who ordered Chinese? I said I wanted pizza dammit!!!

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    6. Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke!

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    7. Anonymous7:44 AM

      Oh god. I thought they left.

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    8. I was thinking, sandy. Queen Mother sounds so old and un-Charles Barkley-ish (and you know he is my spirit animal. Him and Bianca del Rio), so how about I be The Duchess of York? A redhead who is always all drunk, man crazy,has poor impulse control and who frequently exercises poor judgement? Fergie Fergie FTW!

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    9. Anonymous8:03 AM

      I could get behind that. So to speak...

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    10. Will there be toe sucking?

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  5. Idk Lady Gaga is a Fame whore. Her wedding would be a huge production.
    I'd say Lorde, but she's 17.

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    1. @Shelly
      That kinda makes sense why it would be a secret. Lords is only 17 like you said.

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    2. @AJ. True that. Plus 17 year olds are stupid like that. I think I had a "secret engagement" at 16 or something.

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  6. @Violet
    Remember the revealed blind on Adele's boyfriend ...he's yet married according to Enty

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  7. Secret engagements, what century is this? Are they planning to escape to Gretna Green or something?

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  8. I'd laugh if this is Taylor Swift.

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  9. Maybe it's someone older? Cher? Aretha? Someone who is quiet about their personal life?

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  10. Shelly I adore your AVI !!!

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    1. Thanks, AJ! And congratulations!!

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    2. TY :-) At least in my AVI I can wear my dress forever ! LOL.

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  11. Oh, this is creepy. I hope someonw tells her so she can breakno

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  12. If this were Swifty Taylor, it would be plastered all over the news.

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    1. And she's be telling us, through the medium of song!

      @Henriette

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  13. I'm going with Gaga.

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  15. @Shelly, your Lorde guess is interesting.

    And thank you. All that reading of romance novels during my extreme youth finally pays off with a punchline.

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  16. Nah Gaya will make it pop art events if she's engage

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  17. @Sprink that was funny. My friend ran off to Gretna Green for a 'secret' wedding. 15 years later and still going strong.
    Can I ask what part of the world you're in? Ya use phrases that sound familiar to me.

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  18. Lana Del Rey is secretly engaged isn't she?

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  19. Missy is my guess (the product known as Lana Del Rey). She is the type to get secretly married, then sell the pics to US or People.

    Gaga would make a massive announcement if she were engaged & try to get a prime time special for the wedding.

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  20. Riri and anyone? ?

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  21. lana del ray just told Mirror(?) reporter that she really wanted to die..reporter sd 'don't say that' & she was like 'I mean it though..' etc. weird interview

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  22. Ok TTM you can be a duchess but I did want your title to be ahead of king, queen,prince and princess.

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  23. @ItsJustU--Half French, half American (specialising in the South, the mid-West and the Rocky Mountain region), been living in England for quite some time.

    My 'phraseology' is a all over the map, literally.

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    1. @Sprink, I knew there was some European and British in there somewhere.
      Nice to get to know you.

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  24. There's a Gretna Green wedding chapel in Yuma, Arizona too. Probably not as nice though?

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  25. And you, Its just U. Am I right in remembering you're in NI? Turalurah and Danny Boy and all that, och. x

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  26. JLo and her bodyguard?

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