Blind Item #1
This A- list singer is secretly engaged, and is hoping to get secretly married. What she probably doesn't know is that her boyfriend has a secret too, and it is the woman he met while our singer was out of town for an extended period. The two continue to hook up whenever the singer is busy.
Lady Gaga!
ReplyDeleteIt says woman TTM!
DeleteI haven't had coffee yet, Hammer, I stared at that for a full minute!
DeleteGet that caffeine infusion going. My kuereg is on OT.
DeleteWorking on it, guuurl!
DeleteFinally got some! But am out of half and half! Rackafrackarackafracka
DeleteIm going with Selena and Biebs
ReplyDeleteI think he has his hands full with all the bebehs, sandy
DeleteAllegedly
DeleteI don't know why but Beiber reminds me of the Ken doll from the Toy Story movies. Is it because he's a douche, has no balls, I need to Sherlock this out.
DeleteAdele is as good a guess as I can give.
ReplyDeleteOooh. Good one! I wouldn't have guessed her but now that you have, I agree.
DeleteOne thing though: Wouldn't Adele be A+ maybe even A++ not A-?
DeleteTTM I have annointed you Queen Mother of CDaN if you choose to take the position because we all defer to you and hold you in the highest regard.
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself bitch.
DeleteSandy, for once, I agree with you.
DeleteWell,of course that would happen
DeleteThe predictability of response is almost pathetic.
DeleteWho ordered Chinese? I said I wanted pizza dammit!!!
DeleteMe Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke!
DeleteOh god. I thought they left.
DeleteI was thinking, sandy. Queen Mother sounds so old and un-Charles Barkley-ish (and you know he is my spirit animal. Him and Bianca del Rio), so how about I be The Duchess of York? A redhead who is always all drunk, man crazy,has poor impulse control and who frequently exercises poor judgement? Fergie Fergie FTW!
DeleteI could get behind that. So to speak...
DeleteWill there be toe sucking?
DeleteIdk Lady Gaga is a Fame whore. Her wedding would be a huge production.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Lorde, but she's 17.
@Shelly
DeleteThat kinda makes sense why it would be a secret. Lords is only 17 like you said.
@AJ. True that. Plus 17 year olds are stupid like that. I think I had a "secret engagement" at 16 or something.
Delete@Violet
ReplyDeleteRemember the revealed blind on Adele's boyfriend ...he's yet married according to Enty
Secret engagements, what century is this? Are they planning to escape to Gretna Green or something?
ReplyDelete@sprink- hilarious!
DeleteI'd laugh if this is Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's someone older? Cher? Aretha? Someone who is quiet about their personal life?
ReplyDeleteShelly I adore your AVI !!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, AJ! And congratulations!!
DeleteTY :-) At least in my AVI I can wear my dress forever ! LOL.
DeleteOh, this is creepy. I hope someonw tells her so she can breakno
ReplyDeleteIf this were Swifty Taylor, it would be plastered all over the news.
ReplyDeleteAnd she's be telling us, through the medium of song!
Delete@Henriette
:O
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Gaga.
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ReplyDelete@Shelly, your Lorde guess is interesting.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you. All that reading of romance novels during my extreme youth finally pays off with a punchline.
Nah Gaya will make it pop art events if she's engage
ReplyDelete@Sprink that was funny. My friend ran off to Gretna Green for a 'secret' wedding. 15 years later and still going strong.
ReplyDeleteCan I ask what part of the world you're in? Ya use phrases that sound familiar to me.
Lana Del Rey is secretly engaged isn't she?
ReplyDeleteMissy is my guess (the product known as Lana Del Rey). She is the type to get secretly married, then sell the pics to US or People.
ReplyDeleteGaga would make a massive announcement if she were engaged & try to get a prime time special for the wedding.
Riri and anyone? ?
ReplyDeletelana del ray just told Mirror(?) reporter that she really wanted to die..reporter sd 'don't say that' & she was like 'I mean it though..' etc. weird interview
ReplyDeleteOk TTM you can be a duchess but I did want your title to be ahead of king, queen,prince and princess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I heart you for it, sandy
Delete@ItsJustU--Half French, half American (specialising in the South, the mid-West and the Rocky Mountain region), been living in England for quite some time.
ReplyDeleteMy 'phraseology' is a all over the map, literally.
@Sprink, I knew there was some European and British in there somewhere.
DeleteNice to get to know you.
There's a Gretna Green wedding chapel in Yuma, Arizona too. Probably not as nice though?
ReplyDeleteAnd you, Its just U. Am I right in remembering you're in NI? Turalurah and Danny Boy and all that, och. x
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry
ReplyDeleteJLo and her bodyguard?
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