This B- list celebrity and sometime actress/model who has dated some very big names in Hollywood is the latest woman to be lured by that Middle Eastern businessman who pays big big bucks to spend the night with the women he sees on LA red carpets.
Ughhh Happy Saturday everybody! I actually went out drinking last night for the first time in months. Fucking Hillcrest/North Park...at least I passed out with a California burrito. But now I just woke up and realized we made a midnight run for cupcakes SMFH
Wooohooo missjenny! Maybe we crossed paths in the night ;) I was mainly at Bar Pink and Hamiltons, which of course led to drunken Heaven Sent cupcakes...dear god
Drank a lovely bottle of Raspberry Lambic last night while entertains friends. It was a wonderful way to start the first summer weekend off. Sounds like everyone else had fun too.
I don't post very often, but just had to pop in and join the Hillcrest/North Park chorus! I live right on the line between the two, and Merrow/Ruby Room and Hamilton's are two of my favorite spots! *ducks back into the shadows*
My grandma used to live in North Park, been some time since I've been there, bet its crazy changed. She passed in the 80's. sorry...mind wandering hot steamy saturday
I don't know why, or how, but I found that if I take Zantac before drinking I wake up the next day with no hangover. Maybe someone else should give it a try and tell me if they have the same experience.
@Orvilla---I kinda luv it!!! She always does great music videos and I love the song even though R Kelly and Uncle Terry are very rapey... Well R. Kelly is a pedophile but I cant help but like some of his tunes...
I think after drinking its burgers and fries time. In NY we went to a place called White Castle which makes these small square thingys you chug by the dozen (in the south it would be similar to Crystals I think.) Then in the morning after you awaken you sit in the toilette for quite some time :(((
I can't listen to r. kelly because he's a pedophile. just like I can't listen to chris brown because he's a racist, sexist, abusive asshole, also his music is just awful.
@Derek I feel ya! I totally like some R.Kelly songs. His antics are known. BUT if I was a mom my daughter would not go NEAR HIM. I can't believe these girls are about bout it.
I have a friend who worked in his studio since the 90's and Kelly likes em young. The sad thing is that the girls want him. I can't with that business.
I have only seen bits and pieces--I don't think it will ever be released. Kelly is a handsome man too bad he is a sicko....and whats with all his trapped in the closet songs? lol---I don't like those ones....
I love when he is very dramatic. It cracks me up. Very blues inspired but with over the top ridiculousness. Real Talk is one of my favorites and oh Happy People Remix.
Oh man, what's the one where he says "She be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy"?? HIGHlarious
My problem Orvilla is that in the morning no matter how good it looks my stomach says no f'n way. So we'd suck it up before bedtime with greasy burgers and mushy rolls. And like steamy said aspirin before going to sleep.
Best aspirin for a hangover (not prevention but day of) is a BC Powder. Nothing kills it like one of those. Followed by something spicy, hair of the dog and maybe a nap. If you can squeeze in a little rumpy bumpy (provided you are under 42), then all the better.
There used to be a White Castle in CLT in what is now Fourth Ward. Edge of by Tryon and McDowell back in the day. Had them maybe once or maybe I thought I did. Can't remember since that was so long ago.
I think I must have ESP or whatever. Earlier I was joking on another thread about Jason Momoa, well my married Asian dude I referenced to a few weeks ago (I did t know he was hitched and he looks dead like him with the dreads) pops up to say his wife kicked him out. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Never have I wanted to throw a quarter at someone so badly in my life. So instead I'm locking myself up and getting totally shitfaced. Before long I'm gonna have to find a liquor store that makes deliveries tho.
Here in Alberta, spilling booze is alcohol abuse and is a felony punishable by jail time. In BC, where I come from, it's okay as long as you don't get the pot wet
If you have Checkers Reno you should go there for burgers (east of the Mississippi it is called Checkers west they are called Rallys). I only suggest Krystals if you are wasted.
Oh! Checkers/rally's are best when you let them sit and sweat inside their wrappings just a little bit and then eat them with a beer. The cheaper the beer, the better they taste.
sandy, there is a Checkers pretty close to me. I've always wondered about it, but when I've asked my husband if he's had it he poo poo's it. I shall try it on my own dammit!
I love White Castle!! I remember making my formerly gay cousin drive me there at 2 am when I was visiting in Indiana, we used to be able to get them across the border in Idaho, too.
I loved R. Kelly! He had some awesome songs: Ignition, I Wish, sooo many good songs. Maybe even Bump N Grind, but I'd never admit it. I do like his new song with Gaga but find I'm morally conflicted about it.
Is it beer time, y'all? I've been knocking on neighbours doors all afternoon and I be parched!
I would like to thank you, Sleeman's, for this wonderful honey brown ale I am about to consume. And all of it's friends shortly thereafter. Drunk posting tonight, woot!
No, I'm organizing a block party, and apparently I'm the one that likes to talk...I totes wanted to fake someone out with that though, ask someone if they've accepted Jeebus into their hearts or something. So close! Couple more beers, maybe..
I'm on the hunt for a door knocker that looks like a set of nuts. I'm tired of people waking me up asking me about The Lord. Maybe I should just start leaving all my beer and liquor bottles at the front door till then.
Listen to TTM Hammer. The more debauch on the porch the faster they come a runnin'. You'll be needing Jeebus faster than a trip to rehab according to them types. If it's Jehovah's tell them yer Catholic. If it's Baptists tell them your Buddhist. Like no pest strips.
TTM, just saying if the Baptists come knocking tell 'me you're Buddhist. That stops them dead in their tracks. I myself identify as Buddhist although not real devote honestly.
Lol @ TTM... We used to have a couple that would come by our old house every month and try to convert us to JEh Wit. We are devout Christians and belong to a mega church here. My hub would talk to them forever...I think he gave them false hope.
Krystal should only be eaten if you are trashed or as a last resort on a road trip. They are total "gut bombers" and it's just like White Castle. Krystal drive thru was an almost thrice weekly occurrence in college at 2-3am. Somehow they are miraculous cure for a hangover. I haven't had one in years.
Hahaha! One one I went to a neighbor's house to return something, her son let me into the kitchen and there was his mom sitting with her bible open, two Mormon kids with their books open and a look of shock in their faces, and she tells me "oh! Come on join us for a wonderful discussion!". She was a devout Christian, me? Catholic, I thought "There's no way in hell I'm joining this party".
@Sandy I've been to Shoney's once when I was a kid and my family went to Kansas for a funeral. All I remember is our waiter was tall and skinny but had wide shoulders, with bright orange skin and super white hair. He looked like a carrot and it scared me. That's all I think of when I hear Shoney's.
Oh and Kansas City smells like old people. You can't escape it, that musty old people smell. I have a friend from there and when I told him that he confirmed it as fact and gave me permission to repeat it.
@Sandy Just seeing the word "Shoney's" made me feel a little hung over. The all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet sopped up MUCH alcohol in my younger days. It was also the scene of a particularly heinous crime. My college town was very popular with retirees from Florida, and every summer, there was serious competition for seats at The Big Boy Buffet, and those senior citizens fought dirty. One particularly hungover morning we were lingering quietly over our food until one of my friends started chanting, "Oh my God! I am going to throw up!" and pointing to a booth. An elderly gentleman had, um, one of his TESTICLES hanging out of his shorts, and the hem of his shorts had it trapped on his thigh... ANYWAY, I thought my friend was being rude to holler like that til I looked at the geezer's face and he was winking at us.
Sprink, just because you can do it doesn't mean it's to be done. I'm not knocking that she can dance. I'm saying her doing this HEAVY PR campaign and not having any true style of her own is TIRED.
I know some badass 44 year olds and they don't have to shake their asses in order to sell themselves as cool or to prove that they still got it.
Oh, this is no way a dis at you. I just really think Jho is boring and needs a new thing.
I wish True Blood was still worthy of any effort. In any case (somewhat a spoiler) a major character dies in the first minute of tomorrows show (and if you saw the last minute of last seasons show you can make a very good guess because he wasn't at the viewing last week).
Sandyboo, we had Shoney's in NC. I believe the parent company is also responsible for Cap't D's fish and chips. I know it's not English but gottdamn it's freaking yummy. Ah, a little over a week before I get those tasty treats back home. The hush puppies are so good and years ago they would leave the little crunches from the batter in the basket.
Amazing how tied we are to regional food faves.
Okay kids, over and out. Gonna read my book and maybe watch a movies. Hugs to all. See u tomorrow.
Hehe I agree Orvilla I have to see it end. I was the same with The Sopranos after they wasted all that time with the gay mobster no one gave a shit about. And of course it blew... Dexter it blew... too.
sandyboo. eric is not first to die.. i think it might be rutina w, alex was not there b/c he is so over that shitshow and he is doing preproduction on tarzan in london. he was filming up through may. NOT FIRST TO DIE. and i have blood orange sorbet eating now and for tomorrow for true blood.
Shoneys had an all you can eat buffet which if you put me near one is always asking for trouble because I can do Adam Richman ( man vs. Food) very well and he grew up in my last NYC neighborhood too.
I definitely don't think Eric will be the first to meet his maker. I'm going for Tara. As much as I loved the show starting out its gotten kinda bogged down and spun way out there. Hell even Charlaine Harris quit that shit and ended the series.
Bwahaha Meauxelle. You gotta watch those old guys though because lotsa young girls talk to them because they think they are safe. NOT! Dude still wants some wang tang sweet poontang.
@Sandy NO ONE IS SAFE IN SHONEY'S!!!! Lol lol! My friend that noticed the scrotal attack was a 6'5" dude, so maybe the old flasher was an equal opportunity perv?
Meauxelle someone shoulda told the old dude that the potatoes ain't the part of the Buffett girls wanna see. Especially when it's stuck to the lower part of the thigh. Ugh!
@Orvilla high fucking five amen. Jesus I loved the show until season 4 and Bill would not go the fuck away like he was supposed to.
Also, while yay Regina got paid for all seasons instead of dying like her character (or being like Arleen I forget which), what's with their maime/rape/torture/kill the black woman trope? She's the only strong black female regularly on the show and while poor little white SOOKIE has to deal with her oh so painful love triangleoctagons, let's find new fun ways to torture Tara for shock value ratings. (Apparently my autocorrects has caps-lock issues)
Sorry. It just really bothered me how much fucked up shit they up they did to Tara every single season. But, I'm happy Regina got paid for longer than she would have if they stuck to the books.
they tried to kill off alex last year and fans revolted and threatened to quit watching. alex got a HUGE RAISE TO have his fires put out..he has so much even said in interviews that him being surrounded in the north Sweden snow helps him out. there have been photos of him filming last 5 months.if he dies it will be 2nd to last or last ep. when they had to give alex $$$$ they had to give anna and moyer = $$$ it's in their contract that no one gets more $$$ than them and no one gets more screen time than them. that's why they ended the show. too much money to keep alex and if you kill off alex fans won't watch. a/m have to get = what alex gets... dump the show my money is on rutina the newly turned walking dead type thing she became last season.. and i don't know what killing her off has to do w/ lafayatte
I have yet to see a Shoneys here in Central Florida. I was really surprised they were in Philadelphia (where I ate at near the airport) I had always thought they were a Midwest/southern deal. the big deal here is Golden Corral.
Spelchek sux I agree! I never read the books so I have no idea how they veered away from them. HOWEVER at the beginning I swear I read somewhere they were going to be true to the stories in the books.
@Hammer that's what it was! It's been a few years but I couldn't recall exactly why she isn't in them much. But yeah she basically disappears in the books and isn't a MC, so the trade off for being a MC in the series is she gets tortured and killed every season.
@Hammer yes! I actually studied Asian cinema in general, it was only my last year that I had to pick a focus and chose Japanese horror. I'll probably name drop a lot of horror stuff but some of my favorite films:
Infernal Affairs (so so much better than The Departed) My Sassy Girl Lady Vengeance SPL R-Point Zatoichi Yojimbo
Really anything with Tony Leung, Andy Lau or Beat Takeshi
Anime: Orphen Full Metal Panic Ghost in the Shell Vampire Hunter D
I took one of them when it first came out. That was a long ass movie. I had that song in my head for a week.
No decision on the job yet. I'm still trying to decide if I want to jump back into what I was doing before or maybe wait it out awhile and do something else. Dealing with the elderly and the inevitable wears you down.
I have a cousin-in-law that deals in palliative care, so disheartening and emotionally draining, I hear you, girl. Do NOT perk yourself up with True Side Piece Love
Lol. I told him I had a blow up mattress he could have so he could sleep in the Walmart parking lot, since supposedly they don't kick people out of their lots.
Just leave the mattress on the deck or in the hallway, guurl! Don't answer the door! Speak through! More wine coolers are needed. Oh wait, I know what we need! Mindy McCready singing "Ten Thousand Angels", dang she had a tragic life
I threatened to call his wife. I think he went a few shades lighter. I don't think he'll be back around again, I don't think he appreciated me telling him he was an average lay either.
Miike does some crazy shit. I love Happiness of the Katakuris because it's just so weird and wonderful. Following that up by watching Gozu is a mind trip. I had to watch Audition for my thesis research and I barely made it through.
Iron Monkey! I fangirl over Donnie Yen so hard. I think his fight scenes are so much better than Jet Li or Jackie Chan's but that's just me.
My thesis was basically an analysis of feminism in Japanese horror films, focusing on films with female killers. I was saturated in Asian horror films for 4 years and haven't kept up with it since I finished. I think it's time I got caught back up. I can't even remember the last movie I watched.
I am so annoyed my friend guilt tripped me into going to the beach with her tomorrow. I hate the fucking beach. Why cant I just have normal friends who wake up at noon and go surf the net....9 am we are leaving......urgh.....
Kate Upton
ReplyDeleteKelly Brook
ReplyDeleteKates A list currently Derek maybe even A+
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Hurley??? Hmmm
ReplyDeleteJulianne hough
ReplyDeleteGreat guess, Simon
DeleteJulianne doesn't model.
DeleteI thought Liz Hurley, too!
ReplyDeleteOoh ooh...Julianne makes more sense, Simon!
ReplyDeleteUghhh Happy Saturday everybody! I actually went out drinking last night for the first time in months. Fucking Hillcrest/North Park...at least I passed out with a California burrito. But now I just woke up and realized we made a midnight run for cupcakes SMFH
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with cupcakes??? They're some of the most beautiful and delicious things on earth!!!
Deletepoor Lady H,
DeleteI hate the cup cakes as bra portion of a buzz No one thinks about cleaning up the mess in the morning...
Ha! That's where I live! I was out & about last night too. At The Merrow (formerly Ruby Room). Pretty hungover right now, but no cupcakes for me. Oy.
DeleteWhere is Hillcrest/Northpark?
DeleteThey are neighborhoods in San Diego :) Chock-full of restaurants, bars and all sorts of fun places to play!
DeleteWooohooo missjenny! Maybe we crossed paths in the night ;)
DeleteI was mainly at Bar Pink and Hamiltons, which of course led to drunken Heaven Sent cupcakes...dear god
My other regular stops around there are Ruby Room, Cherrybomb, Whistlestop and Starlite
DeleteNo Lamplighter?
DeleteRuby Room is now called The Merrow, I was there last night. I go to all of the places you mentioned as well :) I live by the Whole Foods on Hillcrest.
DeleteWhen did that change?! And yes. Lamplighter is amazing. But I suck at karaoke, do it anyways
Delete#longhairdontcare
Drank a lovely bottle of Raspberry Lambic last night while entertains friends. It was a wonderful way to start the first summer weekend off.
DeleteSounds like everyone else had fun too.
Cupcakes are perfect portions of bite sized happiness. I am a true believer in the fact that cupcakes make everything better.
DeleteAJ!!!! <3
DeleteI don't post very often, but just had to pop in and join the Hillcrest/North Park chorus! I live right on the line between the two, and Merrow/Ruby Room and Hamilton's are two of my favorite spots! *ducks back into the shadows*
DeleteWoooohoooo Kat!!!
DeletePamela Anderson
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra
ReplyDeleteMy grandma used to live in North Park, been some time since I've been there, bet its crazy changed. She passed in the 80's.
ReplyDeletesorry...mind wandering hot steamy saturday
My grandma lived in North Park and passed on in the mid80s too! Hi cuz;)
Delete@Lady---is it true that if you hit the bong before going to bed when drinking it helps with a hangover?
ReplyDeletethe hangover is from being parched. Aspirin and water the night before are your best bet...
DeleteNow, IN THE MORNING....; )
I don't know why, or how, but I found that if I take Zantac before drinking I wake up the next day with no hangover.
DeleteMaybe someone else should give it a try and tell me if they have the same experience.
Funny LadyH. I actually didn't go out drinking on a Friday for the frist tine in months too rainy :(
ReplyDeleteUm, has anyone seen the entire videoGaga & RKelly
ReplyDeleteNo. Does he pee on her at the end?
DeleteIs anyone surprised she's out of touch with reality? ?
Delete@Orvilla---I kinda luv it!!! She always does great music videos and I love the song even though R Kelly and Uncle Terry are very rapey... Well R. Kelly is a pedophile but I cant help but like some of his tunes...
ReplyDeleteI think after drinking its burgers and fries time. In NY we went to a place called White Castle which makes these small square thingys you chug by the dozen (in the south it would be similar to Crystals I think.) Then in the morning after you awaken you sit in the toilette for quite some time :(((
ReplyDeleteIn the south we have krystal burger basically the same lovely little mini burgers. But Harold and Kumar go to White Castle was epic
Delete@derek pot before bed after drinking always helps me avoid a hangover...
ReplyDeleteThat chick from Magic Mike, Alex Pettyfer.
ReplyDeleteNah. How about Cody Horn?
DO WHATACHA YA WANT WIT MY BOAADDDEY
ReplyDeleteYeaaaah baby
I can't listen to r. kelly because he's a pedophile. just like I can't listen to chris brown because he's a racist, sexist, abusive asshole, also his music is just awful.
ReplyDeleteJack the worst is when you are boppin around in your car to the beat only to find out its a new Chris Brown song. Sure fire way to kill my car ride.
Deleteare we really only getting two reveals today?
ReplyDelete@Derek I feel ya! I totally like some R.Kelly songs. His antics are known. BUT if I was a mom my daughter would not go NEAR HIM. I can't believe these girls are about bout it.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who worked in his studio since the 90's and Kelly likes em young. The sad thing is that the girls want him. I can't with that business.
@Freya Hahaha. I haven't seen the entire video. I want too. So, I can properly judge it <>>
ReplyDeleteI have only seen bits and pieces--I don't think it will ever be released. Kelly is a handsome man too bad he is a sicko....and whats with all his trapped in the closet songs? lol---I don't like those ones....
ReplyDelete@Sandy yup, in the south it's Krystals. I for one prefer the breakie route. Bacon and Eggs w/cheese will cure every drunken night!
ReplyDeleteI love when he is very dramatic. It cracks me up. Very blues inspired but with over the top ridiculousness. Real Talk is one of my favorites and oh Happy People Remix.
ReplyDeleteOh man, what's the one where he says "She be calling you Kelly when your name is Tommy"?? HIGHlarious
I'm A Flirt
We've never gone this high in blinds. I hope these next 2 weeks aren't a set up for lame reveals that start posting today and onward...
ReplyDeleteMy problem Orvilla is that in the morning no matter how good it looks my stomach says no f'n way. So we'd suck it up before bedtime with greasy burgers and mushy rolls. And like steamy said aspirin before going to sleep.
ReplyDeleteHe always starts slowing down before July 4th...
ReplyDelete@S
ReplyDeleteOnly if daddy cut her off
http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celebrity-business/ceo/alan-horn-net-worth/
Sandy, so true about the mornin'!
ReplyDelete@Steampunk n @Jack I really wanted more reveals...
Best aspirin for a hangover (not prevention but day of) is a BC Powder. Nothing kills it like one of those. Followed by something spicy, hair of the dog and maybe a nap. If you can squeeze in a little rumpy bumpy (provided you are under 42), then all the better.
ReplyDeleteWell, that LG/RK video clip was interesting.
ReplyDeleteCare to review it for us, Freya? It's not lame video, but we can make do. ; )
ReplyDeleteHow far south cuz I've never heard of Crystals and I'm in NC? I have heard of White Castle though even if it's not here.
ReplyDeleteThere are some here in SC, Reno, but none where I live. There are a lot in GA though
DeleteThere used to be a White Castle in CLT in what is now Fourth Ward. Edge of by Tryon and McDowell back in the day. Had them maybe once or maybe I thought I did. Can't remember since that was so long ago.
DeleteFreya, whats up with her rollin around in the newspapers? Never in my life has a newspaper made me want to screw.
ReplyDeleteHumpin Headlines
I'm in TN, Reno. Krystals are here.
ReplyDeleteOh OK guys, thanks! It sounds good for a change of pace of regular burgers.
ReplyDeleteIn other Humpin Headlines
ReplyDeleteJblow is so tired
Elizabeth Hurley!
ReplyDelete@ Lady Heisenberg Good for you! I'm jealous. I could use a night out drinking. Well, maybe just a midnight cupcake run at the least.
ReplyDeleteIT'S A MUST!!!
DeleteOf the names above, Kate is the best fit.
ReplyDeleteWe call Krystal's gut bombers. They are a staple though for late night partiers since they are open 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteIn semi related news, I am nearly 2/3 done with a bottle of moscato. Screw the glass I'm drinking straight out the bottle.
Hammer I'm on my 4th beer and watching Animal House.
DeleteGood times. Alternating with a book and snuggling with cats. Chilly overcast day in SF Bay Area. Good day to chill and nap.
I'm with you ladies. 5 pints can't stop me! Now excuse me whilst I hang out with my avi...
DeleteI think I must have ESP or whatever. Earlier I was joking on another thread about Jason Momoa, well my married Asian dude I referenced to a few weeks ago (I did t know he was hitched and he looks dead like him with the dreads) pops up to say his wife kicked him out. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
DeleteNever have I wanted to throw a quarter at someone so badly in my life. So instead I'm locking myself up and getting totally shitfaced. Before long I'm gonna have to find a liquor store that makes deliveries tho.
Guuuuurl, don't you go back to that still-married hot Asian Dreadlocked Dude!!! Don't fall for it!! I have a new term for that, I've trademarked it:
DeleteWhen he wants to keep you, and the wife too: True Side Piece Love (tm)
LMAO- I just spewed wine cooler on my shirt. Alcohol abuse!!! Party foul!
DeleteHere in Alberta, spilling booze is alcohol abuse and is a felony punishable by jail time. In BC, where I come from, it's okay as long as you don't get the pot wet
DeletePut me down for Liz Hurley.
ReplyDeleteIf you have Checkers Reno you should go there for burgers (east of the Mississippi it is called Checkers west they are called Rallys). I only suggest Krystals if you are wasted.
ReplyDeleteOh! Checkers/rally's are best when you let them sit and sweat inside their wrappings just a little bit and then eat them with a beer. The cheaper the beer, the better they taste.
DeleteI see lotsa drunk posts on this thread in the future....
ReplyDeletesandy, there is a Checkers pretty close to me. I've always wondered about it, but when I've asked my husband if he's had it he poo poo's it. I shall try it on my own dammit!
ReplyDeleteWld never do it. Sometimes you go over there and u dont get back.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh, yeah, no one ever asked me. Yet.
DeleteThat's RIGHT--BE ADVENTUREOUS! Explore new places and dont forget the Tums (although its not bad and the fries are really good.)
ReplyDeleteI love White Castle!! I remember making my formerly gay cousin drive me there at 2 am when I was visiting in Indiana, we used to be able to get them across the border in Idaho, too.
ReplyDeleteI loved R. Kelly! He had some awesome songs: Ignition, I Wish, sooo many good songs. Maybe even Bump N Grind, but I'd never admit it. I do like his new song with Gaga but find I'm morally conflicted about it.
Is it beer time, y'all? I've been knocking on neighbours doors all afternoon and I be parched!
The only r Kelly I will admit to liking is when JGL is singing it. Adorbs!
DeleteJoseph Gordon Levitt sings RKelly?? How did I not know this?
DeleteYouTube JGL and ignition song.
Delete@Orvilla, if the Humpin Headlines is your idea of "tired", I invite you to take a scientific sampling of other 44-year-old women.
ReplyDeleteI mean, Good Grief! That woman did things most women can't do, let alone women her own age.
(PS--NOT a J-Lo Stan.)
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ReplyDeleteYes TTM. I just opened my first!
ReplyDelete^5, Reno!
DeleteLiquor before beer, have no fear
ReplyDeleteBeer before liquor, never been sicker
Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteI would like to thank you, Sleeman's, for this wonderful honey brown ale I am about to consume. And all of it's friends shortly thereafter. Drunk posting tonight, woot!
I have a box of wine and no shame. Let's party!
ReplyDeleteIs this Boxed Wine Bestie????
DeleteLet's do this!
DeleteWord to ya momma...
ReplyDeleteAs long as its ice ice baby
All the girlies on stand by, waiting just to say hi?
Deletewhy are you knocking on neighbours doors TTM? Have you become a Jehovah witness?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm organizing a block party, and apparently I'm the one that likes to talk...I totes wanted to fake someone out with that though, ask someone if they've accepted Jeebus into their hearts or something. So close! Couple more beers, maybe..
ReplyDeleteI'm on the hunt for a door knocker that looks like a set of nuts. I'm tired of people waking me up asking me about The Lord. Maybe I should just start leaving all my beer and liquor bottles at the front door till then.
DeleteNo way, Dirty Bird, then they think you REALLY need saving and they start coming in shifts. I hear.
DeleteMan, that first beer went like smoke! There must be elves drinking it when I put it down!
Listen to TTM Hammer. The more debauch on the porch the faster they come a runnin'. You'll be needing Jeebus faster than a trip to rehab according to them types. If it's Jehovah's tell them yer Catholic. If it's Baptists tell them your Buddhist. Like no pest strips.
DeleteNow there t'aint nothing wrong with being a Buddhist, Sherry! Even a lapsed one. But I feel you
DeleteTTM, just saying if the Baptists come knocking tell 'me you're Buddhist. That stops them dead in their tracks. I myself identify as Buddhist although not real devote honestly.
DeleteNamaste, Sherry!
DeleteLol @ TTM... We used to have a couple that would come by our old house every month and try to convert us to JEh Wit. We are devout Christians and belong to a mega church here. My hub would talk to them forever...I think he gave them false hope.
ReplyDeleteKrystal should only be eaten if you are trashed or as a last resort on a road trip. They are total "gut bombers" and it's just like White Castle. Krystal drive thru was an almost thrice weekly occurrence in college at 2-3am. Somehow they are miraculous cure for a hangover. I haven't had one in years.
My sister used to do that, Countess, she had weekly appointments with a local JW, I think she saw it as an opportunity to sharpen her arguing skills
DeleteHahaha! One one I went to a neighbor's house to return something, her son let me into the kitchen and there was his mom sitting with her bible open, two Mormon kids with their books open and a look of shock in their faces, and she tells me "oh! Come on join us for a wonderful discussion!". She was a devout Christian, me? Catholic, I thought "There's no way in hell I'm joining this party".
DeleteOh Christ T'AINT ALERT!
ReplyDeleteYou rang?
DeleteAnyone ever eaten at Shoney's?? that's another place to go get sick at when you are too wasted to know better.
ReplyDelete@Sandy I've been to Shoney's once when I was a kid and my family went to Kansas for a funeral. All I remember is our waiter was tall and skinny but had wide shoulders, with bright orange skin and super white hair. He looked like a carrot and it scared me. That's all I think of when I hear Shoney's.
DeleteOh and Kansas City smells like old people. You can't escape it, that musty old people smell. I have a friend from there and when I told him that he confirmed it as fact and gave me permission to repeat it.
Delete@Sandy Just seeing the word "Shoney's" made me feel a little hung over. The all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet sopped up MUCH alcohol in my younger days. It was also the scene of a particularly heinous crime. My college town was very popular with retirees from Florida, and every summer, there was serious competition for seats at The Big Boy Buffet, and those senior citizens fought dirty. One particularly hungover morning we were lingering quietly over our food until one of my friends started chanting, "Oh my God! I am going to throw up!" and pointing to a booth. An elderly gentleman had, um, one of his TESTICLES hanging out of his shorts, and the hem of his shorts had it trapped on his thigh... ANYWAY, I thought my friend was being rude to holler like that til I looked at the geezer's face and he was winking at us.
DeleteGood fuckin' times at Shoney's...
Meauxelle, that ain't right
DeleteI'm laughing so hard with your story, meauxelle! The best I've heard all week.
DeleteSprink, just because you can do it doesn't mean it's to be done. I'm not knocking that she can dance. I'm saying her doing this HEAVY PR campaign and not having any true style of her own is TIRED.
ReplyDeleteI know some badass 44 year olds and they don't have to shake their asses in order to sell themselves as cool or to prove that they still got it.
Oh, this is no way a dis at you. I just really think Jho is boring and needs a new thing.
Hey Drinkers! I'm preparing Sangria for True Blood tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll break into the Old Grandad tonight! Let's partay ALL!
Sandy, I haven't been in a Shoney's since I was like 16...a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast Bar!
I wish True Blood was still worthy of any effort. In any case (somewhat a spoiler) a major character dies in the first minute of tomorrows show (and if you saw the last minute of last seasons show you can make a very good guess because he wasn't at the viewing last week).
ReplyDeleteSandyboo, we had Shoney's in NC. I believe the parent company is also responsible for Cap't D's fish and chips. I know it's not English but gottdamn it's freaking yummy. Ah, a little over a week before I get those tasty treats back home. The hush puppies are so good and years ago they would leave the little crunches from the batter in the basket.
ReplyDeleteAmazing how tied we are to regional food faves.
Okay kids, over and out. Gonna read my book and maybe watch a movies. Hugs to all. See u tomorrow.
Sandy I agree with you about TB. Last season REALLY pissed me off but I have to finish the ride.
ReplyDeleteI truly loved that world Ball created. I'm a sucker for fantasy, horror, and fun characters.
How can I deny myself Lala or Stackhouse?
On the spoiler front...so annoyed by that death. Makes no sense.
Have a good one Sherry
ReplyDeleteHehe I agree Orvilla I have to see it end. I was the same with The Sopranos after they wasted all that time with the gay mobster no one gave a shit about. And of course it blew...
ReplyDeleteDexter it blew... too.
When I was in KC it smelled like BBQ Riven. Especially out on the highway.
ReplyDeletesandyboo. eric is not first to die.. i think it might be rutina w,
ReplyDeletealex was not there b/c he is so over that shitshow and he is doing preproduction on tarzan in london. he was filming up through may. NOT FIRST TO DIE.
and i have blood orange sorbet eating now and for tomorrow for true blood.
Shoneys had an all you can eat buffet which if you put me near one is always asking for trouble because I can do Adam Richman ( man vs. Food) very well and he grew up in my last NYC neighborhood too.
ReplyDeleteThen that is totally ridiculous @sugar. Might as well kill Lafayette too :(.
ReplyDeleteNight Sherry!
ReplyDeleteI definitely don't think Eric will be the first to meet his maker. I'm going for Tara. As much as I loved the show starting out its gotten kinda bogged down and spun way out there. Hell even Charlaine Harris quit that shit and ended the series.
Sandy...yes girl yes!!! Agree
ReplyDeleteSugarbread really Rutina??
ReplyDeleteBwahaha Meauxelle. You gotta watch those old guys though because lotsa young girls talk to them because they think they are safe. NOT! Dude still wants some wang tang sweet poontang.
ReplyDelete@Sandy NO ONE IS SAFE IN SHONEY'S!!!! Lol lol! My friend that noticed the scrotal attack was a 6'5" dude, so maybe the old flasher was an equal opportunity perv?
DeleteMeauxelle someone shoulda told the old dude that the potatoes ain't the part of the Buffett girls wanna see. Especially when it's stuck to the lower part of the thigh. Ugh!
DeleteI can see Sugars belief though because whoever it is, the death is going to be EXTREMELY unpopular (from a review)
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Decker
ReplyDeleteSeason 1-3 so freaking good. I loved having Lorena, Franklin, Russell and all my favorite Bon Tempians around.
ReplyDeleteSeason 4 and all the werepanther shit that's where I started getting annoyed.
@Orvilla high fucking five amen. Jesus I loved the show until season 4 and Bill would not go the fuck away like he was supposed to.
DeleteAlso, while yay Regina got paid for all seasons instead of dying like her character (or being like Arleen I forget which), what's with their maime/rape/torture/kill the black woman trope? She's the only strong black female regularly on the show and while poor little white SOOKIE has to deal with her oh so painful love triangleoctagons, let's find new fun ways to torture Tara for shock value ratings. (Apparently my autocorrects has caps-lock issues)
Sorry. It just really bothered me how much fucked up shit they up they did to Tara every single season. But, I'm happy Regina got paid for longer than she would have if they stuck to the books.
Regina = Rutina
DeleteThanks autocorrect.
We quit after the stupid witch orgy storyline that stretched to forever.
Deletethey tried to kill off alex last year and fans revolted and threatened to quit watching.
ReplyDeletealex got a HUGE RAISE TO have his fires put out..he has so much even said in interviews that him being surrounded in the north Sweden snow helps him out. there have been photos of him filming last 5 months.if he dies it will be 2nd to last or last ep. when they had to give alex $$$$ they had to give anna and moyer = $$$ it's in their contract that no one gets more $$$ than them and no one gets more screen time than them. that's why they ended the show. too much money to keep alex and if you kill off alex fans won't watch. a/m have to get = what alex gets... dump the show
my money is on rutina the newly turned walking dead type thing she became last season..
and i don't know what killing her off has to do w/ lafayatte
I have yet to see a Shoneys here in Central Florida. I was really surprised they were in Philadelphia (where I ate at near the airport) I had always thought they were a Midwest/southern deal.
ReplyDeletethe big deal here is Golden Corral.
Because they are the 2 best characters left on the show @sugar imo and Jessica. Everyone else to me has been ruined completely.
ReplyDeleterutina has hep v
ReplyDeletelove jessica and lafayatte
can't stand ALICE
watching season finale of orphan black now we'll see in 24 hours won't we
You're right they will kill her off. Probably those rogue Hep V zombie vamps (hate this storyline). Maybe, she tries to protect Lettie Mae.
ReplyDeleteUgh, what a shitty story arc for Tara. She never could catch a break. Couldn't they give her some good times before they end her.
Damn.
Lafayette = FAVORITE
ReplyDeleteBI Guess:
ReplyDeleteKate Middleton
Seriously what does that bitch do that warrants her being in the DM every damn? So basic.
Duh ...shes the future Queen of England
ReplyDeleteSpelchek sux I agree!
ReplyDeleteI never read the books so I have no idea how they veered away from them. HOWEVER at the beginning I swear I read somewhere they were going to be true to the stories in the books.
I was gonna say Carmen Electra, but she's pretty much only dated/married musicians.
ReplyDeletePlease dem royals be broke. She's caught herself a yacht-y and gonna get those bills.
ReplyDeleteActing & Modeling: She acts like she's in love with badly and she models with her prop I mean baby in like every newspaper and magazine.
B list: Raised from C to B on exposure alone, again bitch ain't got no job
Celebrity: see all of the above
You can make anything work if you want to! Next should we turn Angela Lansbury into Coke Mom?
But seriously, joking aside, my guess is Jessica Stam
@Riv-Tara doesn't get killed off in the books, she's married to JB, has a set of twins and owns a boutique. She's not a main character though.
ReplyDelete@sandy- they diverted from the books a long time ago.
@Hammer that's what it was! It's been a few years but I couldn't recall exactly why she isn't in them much. But yeah she basically disappears in the books and isn't a MC, so the trade off for being a MC in the series is she gets tortured and killed every season.
DeleteIts crazy for sure. They let Lafayette live, Jessica live and become a MC, they kill of Russell E, it's like they just did opposite for everyone.
DeleteJessica Stam
ReplyDeleteThere now it's visible lol.
Oh @Riv, I don't know if you saw it but I'm not big on Japanese culture but if you wanna talk movies I'm down. Any kind if Asian movies I dabble in.
ReplyDelete@Hammer yes! I actually studied Asian cinema in general, it was only my last year that I had to pick a focus and chose Japanese horror. I'll probably name drop a lot of horror stuff but some of my favorite films:
DeleteInfernal Affairs (so so much better than The Departed)
My Sassy Girl
Lady Vengeance
SPL
R-Point
Zatoichi
Yojimbo
Really anything with Tony Leung, Andy Lau or Beat Takeshi
Anime:
Orphen
Full Metal Panic
Ghost in the Shell
Vampire Hunter D
Oh shizzz girl you are speaking to my heart.
DeleteDonnie Yen, Beat Takashi, Choi Min-Sik, and especially Iko Uwais as far as actors.
I'm big with the horror too:
Chan-Wook Park
Takaski Miike
The Mo Brothers
I feel all uncultured. I just watched The Lego Movie with the kiddos and thought it was awesome! !
DeleteThe Lego Movie rocks!
DeleteOh. You thought EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
DeleteSee, you know, Boxed Wine Bestie! Everything is Awesome!
DeleteDaaaang, TNC, we just had a brain meld there for a moment!
DeleteLol. That's just spooky. Speaking of which, Vulcan mind meld is a great drink!
DeleteSPACESHIP!!!
DeleteSPACESHIP SPACESHIP!!!
DeleteDid you take your rent-a-kids, Hammer? Decide on the job yet?
DeleteI took one of them when it first came out. That was a long ass movie. I had that song in my head for a week.
DeleteNo decision on the job yet. I'm still trying to decide if I want to jump back into what I was doing before or maybe wait it out awhile and do something else. Dealing with the elderly and the inevitable wears you down.
I have a cousin-in-law that deals in palliative care, so disheartening and emotionally draining, I hear you, girl. Do NOT perk yourself up with True Side Piece Love
DeleteYou got the song out of your head after only a week??? What's your secret?
DeleteLol. I told him I had a blow up mattress he could have so he could sleep in the Walmart parking lot, since supposedly they don't kick people out of their lots.
DeleteTNC- I was subjected to Die Antwoord
DeleteJust leave the mattress on the deck or in the hallway, guurl! Don't answer the door! Speak through! More wine coolers are needed. Oh wait, I know what we need! Mindy McCready singing "Ten Thousand Angels", dang she had a tragic life
DeleteI agree with TTM. It's a trap!!!
DeleteAnd I find that Little Spanish Flea banishes ANY song and takes its place. But for a price...
That was sad when she died:(
DeleteI threatened to call his wife. I think he went a few shades lighter. I don't think he'll be back around again, I don't think he appreciated me telling him he was an average lay either.
Little Spanish Flea?
DeleteThey never do, Hammer. They never do. Even when it's the gods honest truth
DeleteIt's the tune from the Dating game. And there are words too!
Delete"There was a little Spanish flea. A record star he thought he'd be...."
At the moment I have had Cookie Thumper in my head for 2 weeks. I'm about to go insane.
Delete@HammerGirl #Soulmates
DeleteMiike does some crazy shit. I love Happiness of the Katakuris because it's just so weird and wonderful. Following that up by watching Gozu is a mind trip. I had to watch Audition for my thesis research and I barely made it through.
Iron Monkey! I fangirl over Donnie Yen so hard. I think his fight scenes are so much better than Jet Li or Jackie Chan's but that's just me.
My thesis was basically an analysis of feminism in Japanese horror films, focusing on films with female killers. I was saturated in Asian horror films for 4 years and haven't kept up with it since I finished. I think it's time I got caught back up. I can't even remember the last movie I watched.
Geeeeeez I missed a lot! Lol
DeleteI'd just like to add that Guys Do it All The Time was my jam. Rest In Peace you tragic little lady.
I am CLEARLY not drinking enough. I wanna see the spaceship!!!
ReplyDeleteA schooner IS a sailboat!!!!
DeleteAt least you didn't call me, "stupid head"...
DeleteEverything is Awesome!
ReplyDeleteI am gonna have that song in my head for a WEEK, Reno!! How is your night?
DeleteDang I'm behind! Anywho, watched the Carrie remake tonight. Thumbs up yall. Thought I would not like but did!
ReplyDeleteJack in the Box - monster tacos.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what tbe neat is but the grease is tasty.
I am good baby. Enjoyed Carrie remake like I said and chillin. How bout you?
ReplyDeleteI'm good, just picking up where I left off, beer wise and enjoying a beautiful night!
ReplyDeleteI am now watching Friends and drinking cocktail. You guys?
ReplyDelete@renoblonde, me too!!!
ReplyDeleteI am so annoyed my friend guilt tripped me into going to the beach with her tomorrow. I hate the fucking beach. Why cant I just have normal friends who wake up at noon and go surf the net....9 am we are leaving......urgh.....
ReplyDelete@renoblonde, I'm drinking scotch and trying to drown out all the annoying songs competing for my undivided attention. Thanks Hammer...
ReplyDeleteWhite Castle burp burgers after a night of drink and fun. Those were the days.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the memories Sandy.
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ReplyDeleteY'all were busy today!
ReplyDeleteUpton.
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