Blind Item #10
This former A list mostly movie actor turned B list take what he can get actor from an acting family brought a hooker to dinner. No one knew though until one of the dinner companions asked the woman what she did for a living and she replied that she did our actor. Just like that. English was not her first language but she made it clear she was in it for the money and left everyone at the table looking around to find a different place to sit.
Nic Cage
ReplyDeleteOr David Arquette
DeleteObviously, subtlety was not one of her specialties.
ReplyDeleteCharlie sheen
ReplyDeleteLMAO what kinda of sitcom scenario.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the waiter pour the wine out of the cup and ran here to email you.
who is it that always say you can't make a housewife out of a ho????? or something like that
ReplyDeleteYou can't turn A hoe into A housewife
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ReplyDeleteNobody would ask Charlie Sheen's companion what she does for a living. It would be like asking Queen Elizabeth II what she does. We all know.
ReplyDeleteDavid Arquette
ReplyDeleteThis sounds familiar. Wasn't there one about a brother renting the services of an escort for his brother? I'll say Emilio although he has better sense...I hope.
ReplyDeleteDavid Arquette has that pregnant girlfriend, otherwise I'd think it was him.
ReplyDeleteI had a drunk SAHW answer the same way once. Very awkward.
ReplyDeleteWhat's SAHW, @TTM?
DeleteAm thinking it's 'something something house wife' - ?
Stay at home wife
DeleteStay at home wife
DeleteOh, sorry,yes you guys are right, Stay At Home Wife. I worked in the Country Club area and I don't think a week went by without one of those ladies in my shop, crying and half-cut and unhappy. I learned to keep a chair in the back and chamomile tea in stock
DeleteYou can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker.
ReplyDeleteLuke Wilson?
ReplyDelete@montana Wilson family is a good guess but this would be more Owen's style.
DeleteMatt Dillon -John Cusack--actually sounds funny
ReplyDeleteIn researching this I found out a previously unknown (to me) fact:
ReplyDeleteDonald P Bellesario, who writes for and produces NCIS and NCIS LA is the step-daddy to Probbie. Also some other actor on NCIS LA but I don't watch that one so don't know who he is.
Anyway I thought that was interesting. You may not. (Abbie & Probbie 4 Ever)
@D Brown - rapier sharp, mean wit died with her. Oh, to be at that table.
ReplyDeleteif enty thinks
ReplyDeleteluke Wilson is former A then w/ @ Montana's guess fits based on yesterday's blind re:de[pression,hangin out @ strip bars alone.weight gain.
+1 montano
ReplyDeleteNicely done
No shame in being a "working girl"! I've never done it, but hey, different strokes for different folks, right?
ReplyDeleteOwen Wilson
ReplyDeleteI always get my Wilson brothers confused, LOL, sorry I am Latina y'all look the same to me, JK.
ReplyDeleteI saw the blond one with an exotic chick on another website and that's who I was referring to. Which one is that one?
The Wilson bros grew up incredibly rich in Dallas. They lived on Strait Lane down the street from Ross Perot. Think upper east side in Manhattan or Carolwood Dr in Beverly Hills. I've always assumed family money because his father ran the local PBS station & how lucrative could public broadcasting work be? Can't imagine somebody from that world bringing a hooker to a social event.
ReplyDeleteRich people think everyone can be bought.
DeleteArthur. As for the acting family, Gil lil Auntie was a thespian. (Maybe)
ReplyDeleteAnyHO, I say Baldwin, the divorced one. Daniel or Stephen.
ReplyDeleteWell, minus the "former A list" part.
DeleteBut if Enty really is snockered he might call the other Baldwin Bros. "A list". I mean, relleeee sniovkered!
Emilio E, just to be different.
ReplyDeleteKeifer Sutherland?
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ReplyDeleteYou can't turn A hoe into A housewife
If someone can marry an agricultural tool in the US, your liberalism regarding sex life is mind blowing.
What a disgusting classist family, being a hooker is not worse than any other person who marries for the dough. It's better because she doesn't lie about her intentions, and eventually is cheaper than a normal marriage.
I think this is indeed Owen Wilson. Awesome blind!
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ReplyDeleteRyan O'Neal
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere is the question, does he ship her back and find a whore with a brain, or does he laugh it off and keep her?
I second the owen wilson guess. Hes got mental issues.
ReplyDeleteThe first time I read this story, years ago, it was Jack Warner asking Tennessee Williams' boyfriend what he did for a living.
ReplyDeleteRiven, you can tell when he finally got his step-dad to get him more lines/a better character. He suddenly turned into more than a tech geek and the Anthony character became more of a comic foil.
ReplyDelete@.robert thanks for pointing that out, now that you mention it I know the character shift you're referring to. I can't remember the last episode I watched, but I think it was the season after Jim Carrey's ex's character died. The team was split and then they got back together and then I stopped watching it regularly.
Delete@D Brown and Kno, if I were at that table with Dotty & Co, I'd have kept my mouth shut and my pen to hand.
ReplyDeleteAs for the hooker's comment at the table, I loved it.
ReplyDeleteRefreshingly candid. That young lady will go far.
(No, I'm not *jokes joking*--what a fab response.)
Alita, I've seen it as SAHM = Stay At Home Mother so will guess SAHW = Stay at Home Wife..
ReplyDeleteI find her candor quite refreshing - straight out of the dinner-date scene from Pretty Woman.
ReplyDeletei don't think it was stupid either...a very pointed comment, and probably says much more about him than about her.
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