Can I get on ur train?Hellllooowwwww, Jeff Lewis co can I help uuuuu? (Said in monotone voice. But also like Todd Cissley. Oh, and Jase. Oh dam. And Si. Quack quack.
What is your definition of the word 'favourite'? And 'reality'? I mean I quite like some of the Mastetchef contestants. And, sadly as I think I've said, one of the Violet jrs thinks Abby Whatsit it the epitome of class.
Well, I watch DWTS, The Bachelor, SYTYCD, and BB. I don't really have a favorite. I did love Ashley and JP on The Bachelorette though. I feel like it's asking for an ongoing reality star, and that I don't have.
I loved the osbournes, totally outrageous, the episode where kelly is showing her mum a breathalyser she has ( for travel or something) , it's first thing in the morning, and ozzy comes shuffling through, looks at it and tells her not to test it on him and both kelly and Sharon ask if he has been drinking already, it's like seven am, he's just up, and he just nods shamefully. The looks of incredulity on their faces as they stare at him open mouthed in silence is seriously inappropriately funny. :-))
Edith Flagg gets an honorable mention for doing things like using her full name on voicemails to Josh when she calls 25 times in a row; oh, and pulling lightbulbs out of her brassiere :p
Huh. Never would have guessed that in a million and a half years. It's literally people watching tv and making comments about the shows they are watching? What if you don't watch the show they're watching? Is it still funny?
Maybe I can still pitch a canadian version. Tv can be very different up here, what with the canadian content rules that ensure weird, obscure and esoteric shows stay on the air. Anyone for a peoples couch on Ready or Not? I know I don't need to tell you all what that show is
People's Couch is a STAPLE! I think episode two had Tarzina in it which I was totally stoked about thinking they'd be regulars, but they never made another appearance :(
No such thing. There are stars that are on reality shows (ie: Gene Simmons), but if you are on reality television alone, you are not a "star" regardless of your level of notoriety.
@Sugar.. they are watching the same upcoming episodes on shows we're all already watching, so it's almost like we get a bonus sneak peek through their banter.. it's great!
The last time I watched reality tv, Richard Hatch was on the first Survivor. That was the first and last of unscripted reality tv. So I'll say Richard Hatch.
I know it's been said further up the comments I shall also add: NOT ANY FUCKING ONE OF THEM. Please stop posting stories about them as though they were celebs. They ain't..Brian I agree and Parissucks I love you. Whoever said the dead one...Touche pusscycat!
I love some reality TV but I agree that they aren't stars and Enty doesn't to constantly post about them. They're enough of a trip on the shows, I want some real celeb juice.
Oh, you all are so great to remind me of the truly worthy reality folks that are out there that are terrific!
1. Tim Gunn (LOVE!!)
2. The Arnolds and their adorable kids
3. The Chrisley Family - flipping hilarious!
4. The People's Couch - I want to watch TV with them.
5. The Little family, but not so much the parent's as the kids. The kids are growing up to be some great young people. Jury is still out on that bratty youngest one, seems like he's starting to be less obnoxious.
6. Vanilla Ice on The Vanilla Ice Project - it's nice to see someone that was once a rapper get his hands dirty and use life skills like hard work and sweat to earn a good living for his family.
The People's Couch? OMG. People watch that? Is it good? LOL.
Big Ang is entertaining. I dropped Mob Wives, though. Honestly, I liked Carla. (Ducking).
Tim Gunn, obvi, but is he really a reality star? I guess so. It just feels wrong to lump him in a category with The Situation, if you know what I mean.
I found Jessica Simpson pretty endearing on her show back in the day.
Jenny and Jeff Lewis seem like people I would tolerate in real life.
The Kim that owns Posche seems fascinating, in a cringe-worthy kinda way. My closet is bigger than her store. But that bitch must have dirt on the entire northern part of Jersey and for that she has my gossip-whore respect.
I'm in love with Anthony Bourdain, too. But is he a reality TV star? I need a definition! I consider him an author, a foodie cranky pants who creates awesome TV shows, and just a guy I would totally booze with.
I second that emotion @Susan... Anthony Bourdain isn't a reality star [to me] because there are no dynamics between him and any other cast mates.. it's simply him traveling and hosting a food and/or travel related activity
I don't have a fave star, but my fave reality moment was Amber Smith, on the floor in a sexy dress, gagging herself while going through withdrawals. Soooo hot.
I don't watch reality tv. Besides the talent competitions, it is all garbage and its stars are the lowest common denominator our country has to offer. I was a friend's house last week and watched a few minutes of one of those real housewives shows (new York) and omg how can anyone watch this crap or care about these awful people?
I'm happy to say I don't watch any of them, so I can't form an opinion. I only know that Kardashians are annoying because everyone else says so, and I like it that way!
I don't watch reality TV but if I was forced to choose, I'd pick either Bruce or KimK from February. The real reality ones, nope.
ReplyDeleteNone of them!
ReplyDeleteHow dare you make us choose! You are a goddamn monster.
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding Milania Guidice, the chicken nugget killa.
DeleteGimme pizza you old troll!
Yes forever yes
DeleteAlton Brown
ReplyDelete+billionity. I actually READ his cookbooks, didn't just skip to the recipes.
DeleteI <3 Alton. Yes, I'd say he's my fave too.
DeleteOkay I confess to being in love with Anthony Bourdain.
DeleteJeff Lewis.
ReplyDeleteI'll see your Jeff Lewis, WareCat, and raise you a Fredrik! I do love Ryan though too.
DeleteLove him!!!
DeleteIt was a tough decision, Sugar!
DeleteI almost put Fredrik but then decided to keep it old school.
Warecat, Sugar I expected more from both of you. Uhh ZOILA? Remember when she tried to poison Jeff?
Delete"I didn't want to kill him, just take him out for a few days."
ZOILA!. Love her too! But then I'd have to mention my love for Jenni, Gage and Andrew cause I love those tools too.
DeleteI love them all as well! Including Frederick, but I HATE WAXY FACED RYAN!
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DeleteCan I get on ur train?Hellllooowwwww, Jeff Lewis co can I help uuuuu? (Said in monotone voice.
DeleteBut also like Todd Cissley.
Oh, and Jase. Oh dam. And Si. Quack quack.
Katie Price, obvi
ReplyDeleteRuPaul
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely none of them deserve my attention.
ReplyDeleteRu Paul
ReplyDeleteWhat is your definition of the word 'favourite'? And 'reality'? I mean I quite like some of the Mastetchef contestants. And, sadly as I think I've said, one of the Violet jrs thinks Abby Whatsit it the epitome of class.
ReplyDeleteWell, I watch DWTS, The Bachelor, SYTYCD, and BB. I don't really have a favorite. I did love Ashley and JP on The Bachelorette though. I feel like it's asking for an ongoing reality star, and that I don't have.
ReplyDeleteMomma June from Honey Boo Boo. She keeps it real with her multi meals. Plus it's funny when the hubby says Those are your people
ReplyDeleteAndi Dorfman.
ReplyDeleteKenya. RHOA. She's in on the joke.
ReplyDeleteTodd Chrisley
ReplyDeleteAnyone from Southern Charm
ReplyDeleteSonja Tremont Morgan of the Stockbridge Morgans
ReplyDeleteSnow White and Prince Charming.
ReplyDeleteIt used to be Khloe but she's been such a douche lately
ReplyDeleteI loved the osbournes, totally outrageous, the episode where kelly is showing her mum a breathalyser she has ( for travel or something) , it's first thing in the morning, and ozzy comes shuffling through, looks at it and tells her not to test it on him and both kelly and Sharon ask if he has been drinking already, it's like seven am, he's just up, and he just nods shamefully. The looks of incredulity on their faces as they stare at him open mouthed in silence is seriously inappropriately funny. :-))
ReplyDeleteI love all the Christleys especially the youngest son..he's a trip! What 7 year old asks his Mom to go to Hooters, that's funny!
ReplyDeleteI love The Little Couple and have a long-standing crush on Anthony Bourdain.
ReplyDelete@Ray.. I second that emotion!
ReplyDeleteAnd I looove all the people on The People's Couch :D
From Million Dollar Listings I like Frederic in NY and Josh Flagg in LA
Tim Gunn! Make it work!
ReplyDeleteYep. Don't wanna leave out my beloved Jeff & Jenny <3
ReplyDeleteNEW YORK!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I quite like millionaire matchmaker as well, not sure if that's reality or not, and can't remember the woman's name. Osbournes still trumps though, Agree with déna on Anthony bourdain,,,,
ReplyDeleteA guilty pleasure, but I will admit: Khloe K and Lisa Vanderpump. Not to emulate them, but I enjoy watching the shows
ReplyDeleteEdith Flagg gets an honorable mention for doing things like using her full name on voicemails to Josh when she calls 25 times in a row; oh, and pulling lightbulbs out of her brassiere :p
ReplyDeleteI miss Kathy Griffin on the D List *sniffle
ReplyDeleteMe too. I loved that show and I adore her drunk mama. You watch that show about people watching tv on their couches? And it's good?
DeleteThe People's Couch is hilarious, sugar. They need to find a way to get Miss Lawrence on that.
DeleteHuh. Never would have guessed that in a million and a half years. It's literally people watching tv and making comments about the shows they are watching? What if you don't watch the show they're watching? Is it still funny?
DeleteThey did GOT one week and I was dying!
DeleteFuck they stole my idea! I wanted to invent this show! I'M hilarious to watch tv with
DeleteMaybe I can still pitch a canadian version. Tv can be very different up here, what with the canadian content rules that ensure weird, obscure and esoteric shows stay on the air. Anyone for a peoples couch on Ready or Not? I know I don't need to tell you all what that show is
DeleteI haven't even heard of People's Couch but it sounds like a modern version of Mystery Science Theater 3000. I loved that show.
DeleteHate the all. HATE the whole Reality GENRE. It has ruined our society!
ReplyDelete*clutches pearls*
It is true, though.
Tim Gunn
ReplyDeleteI didn't think of Alton as "reality star" but I guess he is, so it's a tie. Alton or Tim.
ReplyDeleteDRITA - MOB WIVES
ReplyDeletePeople's Couch is a STAPLE! I think episode two had Tarzina in it which I was totally stoked about thinking they'd be regulars, but they never made another appearance :(
ReplyDeleteLoved Tina & Tarz on Newlyweds: The First Year
Jen Arnold and Bill Klein.
ReplyDelete"reality star"
ReplyDeleteNo such thing. There are stars that are on reality shows (ie: Gene Simmons), but if you are on reality television alone, you are not a "star" regardless of your level of notoriety.
@Ray LOL that one was hilarious
ReplyDelete@Sugar.. they are watching the same upcoming episodes on shows we're all already watching, so it's almost like we get a bonus sneak peek through their banter.. it's great!
Gene Rayburn
ReplyDeleteWhich ones are dead?
ReplyDeleteI got a soft spot for Captain "Wild Bill" on Deadliest Catch, in addition to Alton Brown.
ReplyDeleteYou just reminded me.. I can't wait for them to bring back Below Decks :D
ReplyDeleteYou stop that aemish! Unless we are putting Souther Charm and Patti Stanger in that same boat and push them all out to the sea, never to return.
DeleteAlyssa Edwards (contestant) Host - RuPaul
ReplyDeleteThe last time I watched reality tv, Richard Hatch was on the first Survivor. That was the first and last of unscripted reality tv. So I'll say Richard Hatch.
ReplyDeleteSnook Snook, DJ Pauly D, New York, Flava Flave, Taystee (sp), shoot everyone from flavor of love!
ReplyDeleteMilania (NJ), Rosie (NJ), Sonja (NYC), Richie (NJ), Velvet (RIP :/).
Tim Gunn. Bret Michaels. The upholstering lady on that Garage Monkey show.
ReplyDeleteFound her! Sue: http://www.thehogring.com/2013/03/07/sue-from-fast-n-loud-gives-a-tour-of-her-shop/
ReplyDeleteBIG Ang
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ReplyDeleteI know it's been said further up the comments I shall also add: NOT ANY FUCKING ONE OF THEM. Please stop posting stories about them as though they were celebs. They ain't..Brian I agree and Parissucks I love you. Whoever said the dead one...Touche pusscycat!
ReplyDeleteI love some reality TV but I agree that they aren't stars and Enty doesn't to constantly post about them. They're enough of a trip on the shows, I want some real celeb juice.
DeleteThe HBIC, New York.
ReplyDeleteJonathan Penner from Survivor
Kaysar from BB. Bless his naive heart
Bret Michaels in the rock of love days
Oh, you all are so great to remind me of the truly worthy reality folks that are out there that are terrific!
ReplyDelete1. Tim Gunn (LOVE!!)
2. The Arnolds and their adorable kids
3. The Chrisley Family - flipping hilarious!
4. The People's Couch - I want to watch TV with them.
5. The Little family, but not so much the parent's as the kids. The kids are growing up to be some great young people. Jury is still out on that bratty youngest one, seems like he's starting to be less obnoxious.
6. Vanilla Ice on The Vanilla Ice Project - it's nice to
see someone that was once a rapper get his hands dirty and use life skills like hard work and sweat to earn a good living for his family.
Tim Gunn, Chelsie (SYTYCD & DWTS) and Snooks.
ReplyDeleteMiss Laurence (Real Housewives of ATL) or Tiffany "New York" Pollard
ReplyDeleteThe People's Couch? OMG. People watch that? Is it good? LOL.
ReplyDeleteBig Ang is entertaining. I dropped Mob Wives, though. Honestly, I liked Carla. (Ducking).
Tim Gunn, obvi, but is he really a reality star? I guess so. It just feels wrong to lump him in a category with The Situation, if you know what I mean.
I found Jessica Simpson pretty endearing on her show back in the day.
Jenny and Jeff Lewis seem like people I would tolerate in real life.
The Kim that owns Posche seems fascinating, in a cringe-worthy kinda way. My closet is bigger than her store. But that bitch must have dirt on the entire northern part of Jersey and for that she has my gossip-whore respect.
I liked the broads on Jerseylicious but that show vanished into oblivion when Style turned into Esquire. I guess that isn't really a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteI watch a lot of reality shows, but I'd have to go with Jeff Lewis. I'll watch any show he's on.
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ReplyDeleteChiming in with a big fat no one too.
ReplyDeletePeople's Couch rules!!
ReplyDeletesample for choo
Alton Brown is my foodie crush. I could care less about the other reality stars.
ReplyDeleteChumlee
ReplyDeleteI'm in love with Anthony Bourdain, too. But is he a reality TV star? I need a definition! I consider him an author, a foodie cranky pants who creates awesome TV shows, and just a guy I would totally booze with.
ReplyDeleteozzy will forever be my fav reality star
ReplyDeletehe was perfect
yes i know hes a big time bat eating rck and roll star BUT ozzy osborne was the best when he was stumbling around
Personally, I think the world would be a far better place if all so-called "reality stars" were euthanized.
ReplyDeleteI second that emotion @Susan... Anthony Bourdain isn't a reality star [to me] because there are no dynamics between him and any other cast mates.. it's simply him traveling and hosting a food and/or travel related activity
ReplyDeleteI don't have a fave star, but my fave reality moment was Amber Smith, on the floor in a sexy dress, gagging herself while going through withdrawals. Soooo hot.
ReplyDeleteTodd Chrisley :)
ReplyDeleteProject Runway's Chris March was so much fun. Or my daughter, she's great too.
ReplyDeleteNikki Grahame from UK Big Brother. I liked Jade Goody too :(
ReplyDeleteI don't watch reality tv. Besides the talent competitions, it is all garbage and its stars are the lowest common denominator our country has to offer. I was a friend's house last week and watched a few minutes of one of those real housewives shows (new York) and omg how can anyone watch this crap or care about these awful people?
ReplyDelete@Count---I remember her! She was the model on celeb rehab that used her vogue cover to help get her more johns...Her mom was a BITCH
ReplyDeleteGiggy Vanderpump.
ReplyDeleteMama Ru!
ReplyDelete@Derek: Yep. She really didn't have a chance with that as a mom. I aint sayin it is right her dad split, but I can understand why he did.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Chamuel
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to say I don't watch any of them, so I can't form an opinion. I only know that Kardashians are annoying because everyone else says so, and I like it that way!
ReplyDeleteJudge Judy.
ReplyDeleteReal People of CDAN
ReplyDeleteMaria Menounous, although I bet her show won't come back for a 2nd season.
ReplyDeleteThe very first reality star back in 1970, Lance Loud. Look it up - it's worthwhile.
ReplyDeleteMy 15 year old daughter
ReplyDeleteNo such animal exists. Don't watch reality.
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