Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Your Turn

Your hardest breakup?

38 comments:

  1. When Fritos stopped making the BBQ cheddar Doritos. Worst summer ever.

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  2. When Baby Blue started playing because Mr. White left my life forever

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  3. When Deadwood left me. No explanation, no note, no closure.

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  4. When the hooker said " time's up" and I didnt have another $50 to get her to stay until I finished.

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  5. Its a long story and I don't look too good in it.

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  6. When Kristin left me at the altar for a one eyed pirate.

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    1. LowKey, you know you'll always have my heart, but I would do things to Charlie that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a Puritan village.

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    2. I'm all yours, @LowKey!!!

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    3. Lady H! Let us leave this page of sadness and casual, caustic banter!

      Let us find a place where the beaches are warm and the mimosas run freely!

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  7. Justin & Selena...then Justin & Selena...then Justin & Selena...and Justin & Selena once more.

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  8. I heart the snark here. ♥

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  9. my recent breakup with Facebook :(

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  10. Community being cancelled. I had an expensive, fattening lunch not long after I heard.

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  11. When I realised that skinny jeans and me were no longer compatible. It was a tough time. Took some going back and forth before I made that final break. But all in for the best and a great relief for the general public.

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    1. According to you...me and my leggings had to breakup because I'm over 16. :(
      (**it was you that said no one over 16 should wear leggings, right? I will be embarrassed if it's not**)

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  12. That epilogue in Deathly Hallows ripped my heart out and sent it through a meat grinder. Shit, here come the tears again. Thanks for bringing back old memories Entward.

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  13. Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and Xerox. Sigh.

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  14. "Love 'em and leave 'em", that's my motto. However, there was a girl in high school that I'm pretty sure keyed my '69 Dodge Dart. My very 1st car. I was devastated.

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  15. The one I need to have now

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  16. When lennon married ono, whom i think of as "O! No!!"

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  17. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

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  18. The one thats soon going to end
    any day now.
    Damn im going to miss him more than anyone. Hes THE ONE

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  19. When Blaine told me he had asked somebody else to the prom before me. I called him a liar and kind of slapped him twice up against the lockers. I ended up going with my friend Ducky but then Blaine came over to tell me he loved me and Ducky told me to go be with him. We had a great summer together but went on to different universities and just grew apart. I married Steph after grad school. He really grew and changed. I love our house.

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  20. @Harry: I had a 72 Plymouth Scamp. It was 1994 and I paid $350 for it. Awesome car. Couldn't kill the slant 6 engine. Wish I held onto it.

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  21. Aww. @ nurysp I'm sorry. Heartache is painful to the bones. With 2 exceptions, I've been the breaker to relationships. I'd say my high school bf was harder to break up with.... Love Em and leave Em was my mantra until I was left heart in hand. I now regret a lot of crap I've pulled.

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  22. I had a boyfriend in highschool who was goregous, like, mindblowingly goregeous, he was scouted by Ford to be a male model, and he was extremely well endowed, like mindblowingly extremely well endowed. And one of the best parts was all the girls in school were super jealous that he was mine...but. in the end things didn't work out between us and I was very sad for a long time. I still think about the sex sometimes

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  23. Guns N Roses was pretty knarley. So was War Of The Roses.

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  24. I ended up stalking a guy once after a breakup. I swear, never before and never since have I been so completely nuts. HE DROVE ME TO IT!

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  25. I recently started a non-Hollywood diet. It doesn't entail copious amounts of illegal drugs, just healthy food in small portions. So, I guess I broke up with junk food and booze.

    Right now I'm just kind of in denial about the loss.

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  26. Guy I lost my virginity to cheated on me with my best friend. Lost two people in one fell swoop.

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  27. The Police. When the Police broke up I was crushed and then Sting went all artsy solo and the other 2 just disappeared...

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  28. It's a tie between Luke and Laura and Bo and Hope.

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  29. Was that age 16 or size 16?

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