Friday, May 02, 2014

Tony Hale Is Slade Seksdik

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:15 AM

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46 comments:

  1. Seven of Eleven11:18 AM

    I already took one for the team, who's up?

    I don't know who this is, but Seksdik is the dumbest porn name ever.

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    1. Seven of Eleven11:19 AM

      No, wait, that's Buster Bluth! OK, I might take one for the team.

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  2. Anonymous11:18 AM

    Yesterday, on the CDaN Boring Video Post...

    Count felt woozy after an unfortunate Corona/Xanax combo, so I drove him home. It took a baseball bat to his knees to convince him to get out of the car, but he did. I hope it didn't rain last night in Jersey, 'cause I didn't stick around long enough to see if he made it into the house. :-/

    In other news, I think Count and @Missy Prissy may be a match made in heaven. :-)

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    1. Steampunk Jazz11:25 AM

      @Cocoa, I think its great That the Count is in a healthy relationship. I never saw the Count as eating much salad til now. Best of luck to the happy

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  3. sandybrook11:20 AM

    Time to fill my stomach so happy hour doesn't empty it.

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  4. Steampunk Jazz11:21 AM

    Saw it!
    Buster!
    You know at one part there, I could see him playing a psychopath...* shiver*

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  5. sandybrook11:21 AM

    Cocoa I bequeath the 2:30 blind to you

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  6. OneEyeCharlie11:23 AM

    In other news, I think Count and @Missy Prissy may be a match made in heaven

    Good Lord! I saw her reply and thought the End of Times was going to occur. Gatekeeper meet Keymaster. Keymaster... Gatekeeper.

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    1. Anonymous11:49 AM

      I know, right, Charlie? @Missy is the woman we all prayed Count would one day find. ;-)

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  7. Seven of Eleven11:23 AM

    "I play meek and emasculated very well."

    "I'm a badaaaaaasssss! I'm a badaaaaassss!"
    "And CUT!"
    To ninjas: "I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!"

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  8. Kristin Wigs11:23 AM

    Ugh fine. Because I love you all unconditionally but each in your special snowflake way, I watched it.

    The guy who was apparently on Arrested Development (no. Not that one. No the other one. The one who looks like that guy who your nana set you up with and you caught him in your room sniffing your undies? Looks like that guy).

    Presents a faux-movie trailer about a nerd who is a crime fighter. Like Kick Ass but no Aaron Taylor Johnson and much more of the panty sniffer.

    You're welcome.

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    1. Steampunk Jazz11:29 AM

      Exactly Wiglet, a psychopathic panty sniffer who stalks you any convinces everyone that he is a good guy.
      Eeeek

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  9. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Merci, Sandybrooklyn, but is suck at guessing blinds, Winona Forever yesterday notwithstanding. :)

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    1. Anonymous11:27 AM

      *I suck at guessing blinds.

      And typing.

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  10. Kristin Wigs11:25 AM

    Why do I always end watching a summarizing like minutes after someone else? Goddamn Seven...:)

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    1. Seven of Eleven11:29 AM

      @Wigs, you're the Jane to my Daria.

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    2. Seven of Eleven11:33 AM

      Or maybe I'm the Daria to your Jane...

      Whatever, we're both lovably sardonic.

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    3. Kristin Wigs11:37 AM

      Word 7.

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    4. Seven of Eleven11:42 AM

      :( It's giving me an error.

      I must see this gif.

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  11. Sugar 11:25 AM

    shoot! Work got in the way but it's all good b/c our good buddy Kristin jumped on the bomb for all of us! Thanks Kristin!

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  12. OneEyeCharlie11:30 AM

    If Kristin dove on the bomb, that means that Sandy is the lovable, wisecracking mook from Brooklyn. Hey! Wait a minute! I saw this movie. The wisecracking raconteur with the heart of gold and eye of glass gets dinged by a sniper in the next scene...

    I don't want to die. I don't want to dieeeee.

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  13. Kristin Wigs11:41 AM

    No way Charlie! The wise cracking side kick totally survives that sniper shot and come running out, chest glistening, muscles straining, pants bulg---what?

    We need to come up with a schedule. I vote: Mon-Thurs = TTM. Fridays = Sugar. Ay?

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    1. Anonymous11:56 AM

      I second the motion.

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    2. TalksTooMuch12:27 PM

      What?? How did I get 4 days?? I demand a recount!

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  14. Sugar 11:58 AM

    But you're soooooo good at summarizing, Kristin! I say Kristin does M-F and I'll take the weekends....

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  15. sandybrook11:59 AM

    As long as the females do the work its all good.

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  16. Sugar 12:01 PM

    Shaddup, Sandy

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  17. sandybrook12:05 PM

    That was certainly a believable trailer with an actor who totally fits. The girl who plays the girl is hot.

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  18. TalksTooMuch12:09 PM

    Hey everybody! Sorry I'm late! Gym then playdate. Ihear there is panty sniffing?

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  19. OneEyeCharlie12:17 PM

    Hi TTM. I'm gathering from the tone of discussion that panty sniffer is a pejorative descriptor now?? It's so difficult staying atop these things.

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  20. Kristin Wigs12:22 PM

    Seven, Im losing on all fronts today.

    Charlie, if "pejorative descriptor" means your taking your shirt off, then yes. (I dunno what that means)

    Sandy, you would've been given a day too but - ya know - spelling and all that :)

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  21. TalksTooMuch12:25 PM

    Sometimes, it's just an accurate description, Charlie. Did I see something earlier about you, an apron and a dress-up patch? Or was that sandyboo?

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  22. Gayeld12:34 PM

    Well, great, after all this, now I have to watch it.

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  23. RowdyRodimus2:58 PM

    I can't watch, sorry. I saw the last name as "Sleestack" and I still have a fear of those from a childhood of Sid and Marty Kroft. I would rather face a room full of every movie monster in history than one Sleestack with their hissing.

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  24. sandybrook4:50 PM

    I vote we give our new friend Principessa a coupla of TTMs days.

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  25. Count Jerkula8:48 PM

    Missy must not have subscribed to that thread. I asked her height and she didn't reply :'(

    I understand though. The broads around here use me for some confidence boosting or to vent Shark Week rage. It's OK. The occasional selfie in the Inbox fuel me to continue to spew my brand of creepy humor and spread the word about the boundless pleasure the anus has to offer.

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  26. Anonymous9:19 PM

    Count, I'm sorry you feel used.

    I honestly want you to find someone like Missy Prissy claims to be.

    #TeamCount #CrassHumor #NotUsingYou #FindCountAnAnalLovingWoman #WeTeaseYouBecauseWeLIKEYou

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  27. Count Jerkula9:35 PM

    LOL!

    Chick don't necessarily have to be anal loving, but anal tolerating is a must.

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  28. Anonymous9:39 PM

    She's out there somewhere, hiding, the little minx.

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  29. Count Jerkula9:47 PM

    It is a tough one to find, Cocoa. Just crazy enough to be kinky, not crazy enough to make me crazy.

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  30. Dani2:04 AM

    @Count for a moment I thought I may be your girl. Definitely on the kinky side & I love a twisted sense of humor as that describes mine as well. I just can't guarantee my brand of crazy wouldn't drive you crazy.

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  31. Count Jerkula7:31 AM

    There is only one way to find out Dani.

    How tall are you? How far from NJ?

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  32. Dani7:41 AM

    5'8, OH

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  33. Count Jerkula7:58 AM

    Age? Jeans size? Trimmed/Shaved/Natural?

    You can answer these in an email if you like, just click on my profile.

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  34. Anonymous2:42 PM

    See? There ya go! A Potential!!

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